The 50 Most Loathsome Americans, 2009

[Theski]

My personal favs..

33. Orly Taitz
Charges: The mother of all birthers, this OC-based dentist, lawyer, uber-Zionist and all around lunatic spent ‘09 spreading crazy like the flu, and making the legal profession look even more unseemly than usual. She sought to stay an Army doctor’s deployment to Iraq on the grounds that Obama’s presidency is illegal, and when the judge refused to hear the case, she accused him of treason repeatedly, although her client took pains to disavow her as her lawyer in a letter Taitz deemed a forgery. Taitz would know, as submitting badly forged foreign birth certificates as evidence is a favorite practice. In addition to her fevered, baseless agitations against Obama, she runs the gamut of paranoia typical to medication-deprived schizos: FEMA camps, Hugo Chavez-controlled U.S. voting software, and killer bird flu vaccines. Even O’Reilly thinks she’s a “nut,” but as Taitz knows, Fox is partially owned by Saudi Arabia. The only hope left for Taitz’s reputation is that she may actually be Sasha Baron Cohen working on his next film.
Exhibit A: “What is the real intention of this Kenyan, Indonesian communist usurper? …it might be time to start rallies and protests using our second amendment right to bare arms [sic] and organise in militias.”
Sentence: Hot tub sex with Lyndon LaRouche.


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22. Carrie Prejean
Charges: Her entire career is a product of cable news providers’ insatiable hunger for hot bimbo B-roll. Embraced by conservatives as much for her rambling incoherence as for her opposition to gay marriage, there was just something about Prejean’s naked ambition and false piety (and false mammaries) that struck a chord with the Obamaphobic set. While a few nipply photos were easy enough for her to shrug off as a wardrobe malfunction, a collection of self-service porn videos proved a bit more sticky. In her final act of self-sabotage, scolding Larry King and throwing a childish hissy fit on live television, you could almost see Prejean fade into obscurity in real time.
Exhibit A: “On April 19, on that stage, I exercised my freedom of speech, and I was punished for doing so. This should not happen in America. It undermines the constitutional rights for which my grandfather fought for.” Add woeful misunderstanding of the Bill of Rights to the list of grievances.
Sentence: Videos released for profit by mother.


THE FULL LIST...

http://www.buffalobeast.com/?p=1645

[Easy90]

I was just relieved I wasn't on the list...then I got to #26! DOH!

Funny stuff! Thanks.

[Theski]

Originally Posted by Easy90

I was just relieved I wasn't on the list...then I got to #26! DOH!

Funny stuff! Thanks.

My god man.. that is you..

[Easy90]

Originally Posted by Theski

My god man.. that is you..

That's just not right! I'm sueing!

I'll have you know I knew where Yemen was BEFORE the skivvy bomber!

[Michael]

LMAO..

35. Teabaggers
Charges: America’s dumbest and most racist citizens finally found a cause they could all get behind that isn’t pro wrestling or NASCAR. The Lolcats of protest sign grammar, they think scare quotes actually make things scary (e.g. ‘Obama is a “communist”’). They don’t understand that they’re duped showpieces for billionaires who threaten their freedom and prosperity far more than their beloved nemesis, Big Gubmint. And their instant escalation from complacent couch potatoes to rhetorical revolutionaries just happened to coincide with the election of a black Democrat with the middle name Hussein. What are the chances?

Exhibit A: They called it Teabagging first.

Sentence: To star in an extremely patriotic, live ammunition reenactment the Battle of Bunker hill.

[NIOSA]

I can'r believe that Tiger Woods made that list & John Edwards didn't.
I can't believe that John Gosslin made that lsit & Octo Mom didn't.
Other than that, the list is pretty good. Of course I have my favorites. :doek:

[Michael]

Originally Posted by NIOSA

I can'r believe that Tiger Woods made that list & John Edwards didn't.
I can't believe that John Gosslin made that lsit & Octo Mom didn't.
Other than that, the list is pretty good. Of course I have my favorites. :doek:

I can never remember her name, but I think Octo is number 45.

[ECW]

Originally Posted by Easy90

I was just relieved I wasn't on the list...then I got to #26! DOH!

Funny stuff! Thanks.

I can't say that I agree with your assessment about #26 but the Top 25 are right on the money even though I think Dick Cheney is ranked a bit low.

[ksu_aviator]

TheSki-

Thank you for the reminder and proof of how liberals are the most hate-filled and intolerant people on Earth.

[NIOSA]

Originally Posted by Michael

I can never remember her name, but I think Octo is number 45.

Thanks.