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Newscaster
01-23-2008, 05:06 PM
These are a few of th statements posted by Fundamentalist Christians on various websites and re-posted by the political website "Crooks & Liars". I wont comment on them. I'll leave that to you but I will say, it sure makes for entertaining reading.
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1. Economy! Economy! Economy! That's all I ever hear about. YOU WILL HAVE NO ECONOMY IF MOST OF YOUR PEOPLE ARE DEAD BECAUSE GOD LAID THE EVER LOVING SMACK DOWN UPON YOU, VIA HURRICANES/ EARTHQUAKES/ FIRES/ FLOODS/ FAMINES/ PESTILENCE/ DIRTY BOMBS...ECT..

2. The Confederacy lost because of arms, munitions, and men. LAZY??? Go tell that to all those who died at Bull Run, Shiloh, Seven Pines or Gettysburg.

ShieldOfFaith, http://christianforums.com/ [Comments (33)] [2008-Jan-22]

Submitted by Nerdanel


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[To an ex-Christian]

You probably were not saved in the first place. You are a victim of the easy" believism" of our day.

If you had fruit and if you were a child of God, then you would have remained in the faith. But the fact that you fell away shows that you are not a child of God, but are a child of the evil one.

Bible John, IIDB [Comments (37)] [2008-Jan-22]


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Computers are a form of TECHNOLOGY.

If there is any science involved please tell me

spreadingtheword, Reiging in Science [Comments (53)] [2008-Jan-22]

Submitted by Damen


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The first "end of the world" came when the human species was being physically corrupted by angels taking wifes for themselves and having children who were hybrids. That brought the flood. God wouldn't stand for it. He didn't then, and he won't now.

Stacy, Times Online [Comments (38)] [2008-Jan-23]


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If God was found to exist..... How many of you would be filling your underwear?

webboffin, Christian Forums [Comments (8)] [2003-Sep-01]


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I believe the Great Pyramid was built to be the Bible in stone. The Egyptians did not build it.

Kent Hovind, www.kent-hovind.com [Comments (55)] [2008-Jan-22]

Submitted by Eileen


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This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.

Meg, Myspace [Comments (184)] [2007-Aug-11]

Submitted by Esjeur


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Hitler was a genius who gave the people what they wanted, a scapegoat. He went slightly further than neccesary, but in the end he was ther greatest leader of his time. People should look up to him. Sadly enough I'm completely serious.

khazul, POD Warrior Forum [Comments (5)] [2002-Dec-01]


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Abe Lincoln was born in a dirt floor cabin with no plumbing -- and with no fancy, decorated nursery in which to sleep. Moses was set adrift on the Nile River by his mother. Christ was born to a teen-aged unwed mother in a stable with farm animals. If Planned Parenthood was around to counsel their mothers, these three guys would have been aborted.

Northwoods, News Hounds [Comments (41)] [2007-Nov-20]

Submitted by Phil


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It's so sad to know Dr. Kent Hovind is in jail. He stood up for his beliefs and that alone is admirable. Satan, which runs the United States & the world, hates Kent because he is waking up so many people to the lies of evolution and bringing people to Christ. Kent taught about the New World Order and secret societies, topics the elite government don't want you to know about. I support Kent Hovind and his ministry 100% and will continue to pray for Kent and his family. It breaks my heart to know how brutal and evil our government really is. God will judge all of those who were involved in putting him in jail. Who would've thought America would be so ungodly, ignorant and unfair.

A Uribe, FreeHovind.com [Comments (37)] [2008-Jan-23]

Submitted by Captain Janeway


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Yup..Dad is gonna be mad...the threshhold is somewhere in all this I'm sure...especially if you look back at Genesis 6...genetics and manipulating DNA/Embryos, etc., was the reason for the Flood...no doubt this is going to be reason for the Fire...

Guy4God, Rapture Ready [Comments (31)] [2008-Jan-23]

Submitted by kat


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Luke 16:31
"But he said to him, 'If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be persuaded even if someone rises from the dead.' "

"Moses and the Prophets" refers to the Scripture. Therefore, by Christ's words, the Bible is the best proof of Christianity. Christianity is true because the Bible says it is.

mustbenothing, Christian Guitar Resources [Comments (9)] [2002-Oct-01]


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[Ad calling on the Justice Department to prosecute hotels that offer in-room porn]

If what begins with a click can end as a registered sex offense, it's time we rethink hardcore porn.

Campaign for Corporate Responsibility, Concerned Women for America [Comments (26)] [2006-Aug-14]

Submitted by Amigone201


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This comes from some Aztec Calender which has no date after 2012 so therefore 2011 must be the Rapture. That is such a stupid way to figure it out.

Bushwa77, Rapture Ready [Comments (5)] [2004-Apr-01]


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IF GOD DOSNT EXIST THEN WHOS JESUSS DAD?

iluvgod, http://www.freejesus.net/ [Comments (78)] [2008-Jan-18]

Submitted by Imralu


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[Randy's response to a poster saying the US isn't a Christian Nation]

FACT: The original settlers who came to America were Bible-believers looking to escape the religious persecution of the Catholic church and the Church of England
FACT: The majority of the men who created the government of this nation were men who worshiped God.
FACT: SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE is a myth that occurs nowhere in the Constitution of the United States. The first amendment of the Constitution has been misinterpreted by atheists who want to dissolve any form of Christian worship in the United States. The First Amendment says, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." Among other things, this amendment says that the congress cannot make a law stating that everyone must be a Baptist. This amendment also says that the congress cannot make a law which restricts free exercise of religion. In other words, they cannot make a law which says it is illegal for you to witness to someone at school. This amendment does not say that a government may not, for example, post the ten commandments on public property or endorse a prayer at the beginning of a meeting of some kind. In fact, both houses of Congress and the Supreme Court all start their sessions with an opening prayer.
FACT: Both houses of Congress and the Supreme Court all start their sessions with an opening prayer.
FACT: The most common pieces of material printed by our Government (currency) contains the phrase "In God We Trust"
FACT: Even today, in the face of overwhelming media bias which would lead us to believe otherwise, and the corresponding revision of history more than 80% of the population of the United States professes to be Christian (I personally do not believe this number to represent the number of people in the US who are saved).
FACT: Since the creation of the Judicial system (excluding recent actions of the ACLU), anyone who testified in a court of law had to swear an oath before God to tell the truth with their hand on the Bible.
FACT: The Word of God is used in conjunction with some oath whenever a public official is sworn into office.

I could continue, but anyone with an ounce of common sense can see that this is a CHRISTIAN NATION!


Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ [Comments (37)] [2007-May-28]

Submitted by Daniel Vasquez


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I was wondering people's thoughts on premarital sex and who you will be with in heaven. When I met my wife I knew that she had had sex before and I hadn't. About 3 weeks after we got together, we got engaged, we had sex, about 3 months after she was pregnant. I was not her first and at first that didn't concern me. But as time went on, it began to drive me crazy...that I was not her first. My question is maybe crazy, but what does God recognize as"one flesh?" Is it the act of sex that God will recognize or the ceremony of marriage? If it is sex, then won't heaven be screwed up by all of the divorces and multiple partners people have? Will you be in heaven with the first person you have sex with, the last one, or the one you are married to? I don't want her to be tied to anyone in heaven except me and Christ?

gcmusicman, Every Man's Battle [Comments (57)] [2008-Jan-19]

Submitted by Pete H


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How many of you agree that science needs to be reined in, and that out of control science is one of the greatest dangers to mankind short of Satan himself? YES

Should there be limits to what scientists can study? YES

Should all research be subjected to some kind of ethics board approval? YES

Should be some kind of review of any proposed research for ethical purposes, and should that board include people who are not themselves scientists? YES

Is the whole idea of discovery for the sake of discovery is flawed? YES

Are there limits to what mankind should be allowed to know? YES

Is the much touted liberal idea of being open minded a recipie for destruction? YES

Does being too open minded cause people to think too much and question too much? YES

Is it dangerous to think too much, and question too much? YES

Is it dangerous to know too much? YES

Does knowledge ultimately reduce peoples fear of God? YES

Is it better to be closed minded - secure in the knowledge that God has told you everything that you need to know? YES

We really need to put the breaks on science. Scientists should only be allowed to study what needs to be studied as decided by the people. Scientists should stop telling people what to believe.

spreadingtheword, Reining in Science [Comments (60)] [2008-Jan-22]

Submitted by mark


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I have not yet had to learn evolution in Biology 1. But I do not wish to learn it in my podunk school. However, I think that it has a place in our schools so we can better understand it. I am just saying that the Theory of Creation should be taught instead of the Hypothesis of Evolution...

LatinMan!, Naruto Forum [Comments (24)] [2008-Jan-22]

Submitted by Annabella


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This is I think the one of the most PAINFUL reality in Hell...knowing that you've given a chance to get rid of Hell, but for some arrogance reason and rebellious hearts (and some admirations to some famous so callled logical atheists), they ended up in Hell.

Saigio
01-23-2008, 05:48 PM
Yeah. I've seen sites with quotes like those. Those people are fucking insane. I'm glad they hold no real power, or we'd all be screwed.

AnnEsthesia
01-23-2008, 05:54 PM
Yep. I know, I know, I am going to hell... but really, this is why we NEED separation of church and state. Could you imagine if these whackos were in charge??

AlanC
01-23-2008, 06:20 PM
Wackos are wackos. Some of them happen to claim christianity, some of them claim some other religion and a great many of them claim no religion.

There are web sites devoted to the truth about aliens among us too. The only thing that gives them credence at all is attention.

lily
01-23-2008, 06:25 PM
Newscaster......I couldn't read them all, so I'll just comment on the ones I did.




1. Economy! Economy! Economy! That's all I ever hear about. YOU WILL HAVE NO ECONOMY IF MOST OF YOUR PEOPLE ARE DEAD BECAUSE GOD LAID THE EVER LOVING SMACK DOWN UPON YOU, VIA HURRICANES/ EARTHQUAKES/ FIRES/ FLOODS/ FAMINES/ PESTILENCE/ DIRTY BOMBS...ECT..

Ah....fear it works so well. With that said, I've been strangely looking into December 21, 2012. Not just becaue of the Mayian calendar, but some odd Nostrodamous stuff......I know I get suckered in every time....but because it is the date of another election year and I honestly do think we can be the ones to destroy the entire world as we know it.



You probably were not saved in the first place. You are a victim of the easy" believism" of our day.

As my signature says, being born once is good enough for me. I don't need no mere mortal telling me if I'm saved or not.

If you had fruit and if you were a child of God, then you would have remained in the faith. But the fact that you fell away shows that you are not a child of God, but are a child of the evil one.

This one I'm going to go to a personal story on. Come on.....everyone has one in their family. The one that takes religion too far and feels it's their personal mission in life to save everyone. Mine is my sister in law and the argument went from me going to hell for not going to church anymore....it then turned into I'm going to Hell and the world is going to be destroyed because I believe in gay marriage.

Anyway we emailed back and forth, since she lives way North for months. Anyway.........the abruptly stopped. When I saw my brother at Christmas, he pulled me aside and said he started deleting my emails, thinking that I would think I won the argument and his wife would think she won. Pretty smart brother!


Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!

Typical..........she tries to ruin someone's life in order to save her.

I think I may sign up on one of those sites and ask them the question that has been on my mind lately. God created the whole universe. Are all the people or life forms going to hell if they don't believe in the word and did Jesus visit every galaxy?

Professor
01-23-2008, 08:52 PM
Things like this always make me feel sorry for Christians. I believe most of them are sane, good intentioned people, who simply believe in their higher power and don't hurt anyone else. Then these wack jobs come along and give everyone in the group a bad name.

My high school principle had a 95-5 idea about teenagers. 95% of teenagers are great kids; they come to school, participate, get good grades, play sports/write for the paper/sing in the choir/whatever it is they decide they want to do, respect their parents most of the time, dress appropriately for their surroundings, ect. 5% are on drugs, having sex, breaking laws, and living every parent's and citizen's worst nightmare. Those 5% get 95% of the attention.

It's the same way with these sort of stories. Very few headlines will read, "Reasonable man goes to church." Negative attention draws headlines and press, then brands an entire group of people with the misbehavior of the few.

Drocket
01-23-2008, 09:24 PM
I'm glad they hold no real power, or we'd all be screwed.

You better hope Mike "lets rewrite the Constitution" Huckabee doesn't win, then...

Keith Hamburger
01-24-2008, 01:07 AM
Yep. I know, I know, I am going to hell... but really, this is why we NEED separation of church and state. Could you imagine if these whackos were in charge??


Or, even better, take the power away from the state. If the state has exceptional power, then there is always the risk that some whacko will be in charge.

A weak government can never be used against you.

Keith

piratemonkey
01-24-2008, 03:59 PM
A weak government can never be used against you.


Really? People in Darfur might disagree...