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Alonzo
01-16-2008, 05:26 PM
A man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store Tuesday, police said.

A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.

Kosch was released from the hospital Tuesday and booked into the Howard County jail on a charge of armed robbery, criminal recklessness and battery. He is being held on a $100,000 cash bail. A jail official did not know if he had retained an attorney Wednesday.
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http://www.valleymorningstar.com/news/police_17616___article.html/cash_clerk.html

lily
01-16-2008, 06:10 PM
Sould I go for the obvious?

That takes a lot of balls!

Mark L Hamburger
01-16-2008, 06:38 PM
I knew he was an idiot when he demanded a pack of ciggerettes. If you're going to rob someone, why just one pack? why not a carton? I guess no one ever claimed that criminals were smart....

BoogyMan
01-16-2008, 06:41 PM
Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Don't move or I'll shoot...........myself" :)

Alonzo
01-16-2008, 06:45 PM
done

PatrickHenry
01-16-2008, 06:46 PM
Damn fool!

He should gone to Iraq where he could shoot anybody he wanted and get footballs of looted US $100 bills!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,,1734939,00.html

ViolaLee
01-16-2008, 06:57 PM
I've always thought it was scary everytime I see someone (on TV or in the movies) put their gun down their pants.

Alonzo
01-16-2008, 07:42 PM
Think of it as natural selection viola. Every time a gun goes off in someones pants the gene pool benefits.

micfranklin
01-18-2008, 04:30 PM
It'd help to make sure the gun is unloaded before putting it in your pants.

PatrickHenry
01-18-2008, 06:31 PM
People with brains keep their finger off the trigger if they don't want to shoot.

Then again, people with brains don't rob convenience stores.