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Newscaster

12-31-2007, 10:27 PM

Since we are on the subject of hell......how about left handed people. They go against the norm. As most Americans are right handed, these radicals use their left hand to write, to eat, to scratch themselves, to point and other stuff.
Now, we all know that lefthandedness is a choice and that God disapproves of it. Is this stubborness what we want to teach our children? Do we want them to grow up having people stare at them and point at them and laugh at them?
There are institutes where they can rid themselves of this abomiation and we must make sure they go to these places, willingly or otherwise. We can't allow America to become a nation of southpaws? It just ain't right. Its left. And when the tribulation arrives, do you want to be LEFT BEHIND or would you rather be RIGHT UPTHERE?

Drocket

12-31-2007, 10:33 PM

Left-handed people claim to have been born that way. Whether or not that's actually true is difficult to judge. One that cannot be doubted, though: left-handed BEHAVIOR is a choice. Even if people are born with an inclination to be left-handed, they still have the ability to chose to use their right hand. Sure, their lives will be far more difficult and far less happy, but that's apparently what God wants.

Basically, there's nothing wrong with being left-handed as long as you spend your entire miserable life denying it, hiding it and condemning others for it.

Buck Laser

12-31-2007, 11:10 PM

Well, the Latin word for "left" is is "sinistro.":evil:

PatrickHenry

12-31-2007, 11:50 PM

There are some nations that even DRIVE on the left!

Those lefties should be scrutinzed very carefully!

I surmise that it is an obvious defect in their national character, with a deeper meaning.

I suggest that the United States be wary and watchful of such miscreants!

I believe that it is their purpose to undermine and subvert all right thinking.

At the slightest misstep, they should all be NUKED!

And the world would be better off with all those lefties GONE!

lily

01-01-2008, 01:26 AM

I think it's pretty clear how God thinks of left handed people.

Psalm 110:l: "The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou at my right hand, until I
make thine enemies thy footstool."

Left handed people are enemies of God!

"And the high priest [i.e. Caiaphas] answered and said unto Him, I adjure
Thee by the living God, that Thou tell us whether Thou be the Christ, the
Son of God."
"Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you,
Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power,
and coming in the clouds of heaven." "Then the high priest rent his clothes, saying, He hath spoken blasphemy;
what further need have we of witnesses? Behold, now ye have heard His
blasphemy." (Matthew 26:63-65 KJV)

If you want to follow Jesus and get to heaven......you must be right handed. Left handed people are clearly blasphemers

Acts 7:55 But he, being full of the Holy Ghost, looked up stedfastly into
heaven, and saw the glory of God, and Jesus standing on the right hand of
God

God uses his right hand and turns away those that are left handed. The only way to get to heaven is to be right handed. All lefties are going to burn in eternal hellfire. The bible clearly states that.

Psa 63:8 My soul followeth hard after thee: thy right hand upholdeth me.

It is clear that you can't be ambidexterious either.

ViolaLee

01-01-2008, 01:44 AM

Yup, it makes as much sense, logically, than anything else organized religion claims. My Dad's a southpaw. He's doomed to hell.

Keith Hamburger

01-01-2008, 03:06 AM

Yup, it makes as much sense, logically, than anything else organized religion claims. My Dad's a southpaw. He's doomed to hell.

As is my wife. I'm going to miss her. :sadly:

Oh. Wait. I'm an agnostic/atheist. Guess I'm not going to miss her so much after all.

Keith

ViolaLee

01-01-2008, 03:45 AM

Me too Keith, we're all going to hell.

;)

Buck Laser

01-01-2008, 03:51 AM

My seven-year-old granddaughter is the only left-handed one among five. And she's by far the most talented artistically and creatively. Sinister she may be, but she makes everybody laugh with her slightly twisted sense of humor.

She's the one who taught herself to read before she entered kindergarten. Watch out for her, world!

Professor

01-02-2008, 05:19 PM

I don't know...

The LEFT wing are the ones who like the abortion, atheists, ect. Lefties are defiantly hell bound.

Pookie

01-02-2008, 07:56 PM

Well, if we're going to hell because of this, then it looks like we'll have plenty of company.
I don't think left-handers are any worse than right-handers, and I really don't think it really makes any difference. Why would it?
Purrs,
Pookie

Tsky

01-02-2008, 09:31 PM

I think a better question is 'Will Newscaster go to hell for making up stupid questions?'

lily

01-02-2008, 11:53 PM

I don't know...

The LEFT wing are the ones who like the abortion, atheists, ect. Lefties are defiantly hell bound.

.......yes but all left wingers are not left handed.[hr]
Well, if we're going to hell because of this, then it looks like we'll have plenty of company.
I don't think left-handers are any worse than right-handers, and I really don't think it really makes any difference. Why would it?
Purrs,
Pookie

Pookie......it says so in the Bible!

[hr]
I think a better question is 'Will Newscaster go to hell for making up stupid questions?'

Let me guess, Tsky.......you're left handed?:lmao:

AmericanDreamer

01-03-2008, 01:21 AM

If you believe in Hell, then anything is possible. Does that mean that right handers are probably going to Heaven?? If you have no hands, will you stay in Limbo?? If you are missing three fingers on your left hand, would it be a timeshare in Hell??? A thumb gone on your right hand=pay-per-view channel of satans gates while in heaven??? What is considered sin to some is pleasure for others.

Tsky

01-03-2008, 06:18 PM