Let's Ban Everyone!

[ECW]

With all the activity over the last few days in this area I decided to steal a thread idea from a forum I used to post on (and from where we have had an influx of new members). Come up with a reason to ban the person who posted prior to you. Try not to be too nasty about it.

For example, the next poster may want to ban me for a tasteless avatar and so on... Have at it.

[Mia]

Ban ECW for not telling me who is is on V!

[preservanation]

This thread is misleading.
I thought I was going to be able to ban everyone.

"Don't knock masturbation...at least it's sex with someone you love."
-Alvy Singer

[jose]

ban Preservanation for not following the thread rules by not banning the previous poster

[preservanation]

I move to ban the next poster, for specific reasons to be presented at a later date.

[Mia]

Ban pres again for still not understanding how to follow rules.

[preservanation]

I propose to ban mia, for the simple fact that rules are for suckers.

Plus you broke your own rule by banning me twice.
sucker

[micfranklin]

Ban Preservation
For posting like this
All the time

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban mic for thinking Boba Fett is some sort of tough guy.

[Elrathin]

Ban Ann for not having a Merry Christmas Avatar :)

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban E. For not having ANY avatar. ;)

[I Like Beer]

Ban Elrathin for having a user name I don't undersand :)

[Buck Laser]

Ban Elrathin for having a user name I don't undersand :)

Ban I Like Beer for being a Canadian, eh!

[crimzonsol]

Ban Buck Laser for not knowing that Canadians are supirior in everyway to Americans.

[Mark L Hamburger]

Ban Crimzonsol for believing that Canadians are superior... and not using a spell checker.

[DANG]

Ban Mark for not giving us any good reason to ban him.

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban DANG for not having the guts to use the real swear word as a nick...

[jose]

ban Annesthesia for not knowing that Dan is grateful

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban ama for not using proper sentence structure.

[micfranklin]

Ban Ann for making me type something that rhymes.

[DANG]

Ban mic, for not making his own play on Ban-ann-a
BTW, Ann;
DANG is not an expletive... I just didnt put a space between my first name and last initial. I declare; Some people should just get their minds out of the gutter. :love:

[ECW]

Ban DANG for suggesting there is something wrong with having one's mind in the gutter. (That's where most of the fun is.)

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban mic, for not making his own play on Ban-ann-a
BTW, Ann;
DANG is not an expletive... I just didnt put a space between my first name and last initial. I declare; Some people should just get their minds out of the gutter. :love:


But... but... I *like* the gutter![hr]Ban ECW for posting what I posted before me.

[crimzonsol]

Ban Anne because I the Jew who controls the world said so.

[DANG]

Ban crimz because whoever is going to rule the world would not leave a word out of a short sentence. Let alone be so delusional.

[crimzonsol]

Ban DANG because he does not understand that the ruler of the world does what ever he wants because he rules the world.
(Actually english is not my first language.)

[Mark L Hamburger]

ban crimzonsol for being the ruler of the world!

[crimzonsol]

Ban Mark for being older than me.

[lily]

Ban Crim for being smarter than a lot of us old farts!

[DANG]

Ban lily for thinking crim is smarter than any old farts.

[NortheastCynic]

Ban DANG for having the nerve to ask those who monger wars to sacrifice for themselves.

-NC

[AlanC]

Ban Norhteast cynic for trying to be serious.

[The Bacon Guy]

Ban Alan for wishing us a merry Christmas instead of a happy Kwanzanukkeidsolstimas.

[ECW]

Ban the Bacon Guy who's avatar says he's a pirate when his name says he's not.

[NortheastCynic]

Ban ECW for parading around DF with four metrosexual Brits as his sig line.

-NC

[ECW]

Ban NE Cynic for imagining that anyone has even heard of the Northeastern Huskies when we all know that the University of Washington Huskies are the real deal.

http://www.neon-signage.com/images/neon_sale/large_neon/G5811NC_200pxl.jpg

[The Bacon Guy]

Ban EC dubya because after searching around, I still can't figure out who his alterego was on V.

[jafar00]

Ban the Bacon Guy because Bacon is haram to Muslims. :)

[preservanation]

Ban jafar because he isn't allowed to eat bacon, but he has no problem with a can worms...

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban the Big P because he is all talk in his offer to die for me.

[preservanation]

Ban AE, because she offers facts which are not in evidence.

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban pres for trying to play lawyer on the internets.

[Deadshot]

Ban Ann for not sending me her picture earlier!

[preservanation]

Ban Deadshot because he posts in annoying blue and is a poopie-head.

[Deadshot]

http://www.buzzworks.nl/files/products/L_Shithead.jpg

Let's ban Preserv, because he didn't provide a picture...:embarrased:

[micfranklin]

Ban Deadshot for typing in blue.[/u]

[preservanation]

Ban micfranklin for, after more than 1,894 posts, still not being able to figure out how to underline text successfully.

[DANG]

Ban p for having "Defender of Freedom" above his avatar....
and the contradictory "Conservative" under it.

[The Bacon Guy]

Ban Dan for not being a pirate.

[micfranklin]

Ban The Bacon Guy for not offering anyone bacon.

[Truth_and_Power]

Ban micfranklin for using the racist term "mic".

RACIST!!

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file.php?s=1d7c4c85b8c3ee8fa83ba2167212cf25&n=432&w=o

[micfranklin]

Ban Truth_And_Power for making up a fake racist term and using a black kid to prove a point.

[Mark L Hamburger]

Ban micfranklin for not knowing that mick is a derogatory term for Irish people

[micfranklin]

Bank Mark L Hamburger for making me feel dumb:(

[Mark L Hamburger]

Ban micfranklin for making me feel guilty :(

[crimzonsol]

Ban Mark for making mic feel stupid because the racist term mick is not the same as mic.

[jafar00]

Ban Crimzonsol because he's with Mossad :p

[preservanation]

Ban jaffar for continuing to use that idiotic quote from VL in his sig.

[Yarp]

Ban Preservation for editing his last post.

[preservanation]

Ban Dustin for not editing his!

[crimzonsol]

Ban pres for not following his own advice.

[preservanation]

Ban crimzonpot for calling the kettle black.
Mushroomhead, sheesh...

[crimzonsol]

Ban pres for not knowing about Metal bands

[Professor]

I'm with pres, ban crimzonsol for the mushroomhead thing.

[lily]

Ban professor for having tangled up Christmas lights.

[Elrathin]

Ban lily for not posting naked pictures of herself on the internet :)

[preservanation]

Ban El, for posting his on the net...

[Pookie]

Oooooooooo! Ban pres because he's a @#$%&!! conservative who actually forced me to see some of his points. He's a really, really terrible influence on the feline agenda.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Yule, Happy Whatever, y'all.
Holiday purrs and belches,
Pookie

[lily]

Ban Pookie for wishing too many Happys and for being too happy!

[Truth_and_Power]

Ban Pookie for wishing too many Happys and for being too happy!


Ban lily for warming the globe by cutting down a tree and running 1000 lights 24/7, just to have a holiday avatar.

[Pookie]

Ban T&P for having too long a name and making us abbreviate it.
Hahahahahahaha!
Purrs,
Pookie

[ECW]

Ban Pookie for all those irritating f'n cats.

[lily]

Ban ECW for bringing me to this site

[AlanC]

Ban Lily for lying about being a bitch!

[ECW]

Ban AlanC for not seeing the unvarnished truth about Lily.
I could tell you stories but then she would kill me. I wouldn't like that because I'm getting a new dog for Christmas. Maybe next year.

[ViolaLee]

Ban ECW for not posting in the RIP troops thread anymore.

[ECW]

Ban ViolaLee for daring to have the same birthday as Jesus.

[Pookie]

Ban ECW for teasing the f'n cat and not scooping the litterbox. Shame!
Hahahaha!
This is fun.
Purrs,
Pookie

[preservanation]

Ban pookie for not giving me any reason to ban her.

[jafar00]

Ban preservanation for not being ruthless enough

[preservanation]

Ban jaffar for not seeing my true nature!:evil:

[micfranklin]

Ban Preserv for implying that he's really a demon in disguise.

[preservanation]

ban mic, because his light-saber (or is that an RPG?) is bigger than mine,

[Pookie]

Ban Preserv (again -- I always get stuck with him LOL) for whacking the cat's whiskers off with that damn light saber. I wish he'd put that thing away and stop trying to kill Mic with it!
Purrs,
Pookie (No-Whiskers)

[preservanation]

Ban pookie for making me blow coffee out my nose.
LOL

[Pookie]

Ew! Ban Preserv for getting coffee all over the forum and for having a sense of humor. Now I have to go clean it up.
Glad I made you laugh, though.
Purrs,
Coffee-Soaked No-Whiskers Pookie

[micfranklin]

Ban Pookie for not coming to my aid with one of her super cats.

[Pookie]

Sorry, Mic, she was in the litterbox. Ban Mic for not enticing the cat to come to his aid. Next time try lobster!
Purrs,
Pookie

[Alonzo]

Ban pookie for kicking kitty litter in my face.

[micfranklin]

Ban Zo for having rats as a signature.

[crimzonsol]

Ban mic for not knowing those are mice.

[Alonzo]

Ban Crim for not knowing what a rat looks like

[crimzonsol]

Ban alonzo for not knowing that rats don't exsist, they are only big mice.

[Mark L Hamburger]

ban crimzonsol for saying stupid things

[crimzonsol]

Ban Mark for not saying stupid things.
Third times the charm.

[preservanation]

Ban all who confuse me, crim.

Your serve...

[crimzonsol]

Ban Pres because thinks we are playing some kind of racket sport.

[preservanation]

Ban crim because he's too big for his britches.[hr]That is not a compliment, BTW.

[Alonzo]

Ban pres for knowing too much about crims britches

[ECW]

Ban Zo for putting reasonable imitations of the Bush twins in his signature.

[Pookie]

Ban ECW for having a secret crush on the Bush twins.
Purrs,
Pookie

[AlanC]

Ban Pookie for having a secret crush on ECW.

[ECW]

Ban AlanC for spreading vicious, but true, rumors about me.

[Labrocca]

Ban ECW because he thinks wrestling is cool.

[preservanation]

Ban Labrocca, because I can...

[jafar00]

Ban preservanation because I can and he can't :D

[preservanation]

Ban jaffar, because this is the only place I can....:(

[Pookie]

Here we go again, Preserv!
Ban Preserv for...uhh...maybe he scratches himself in public?
Ehh, I've run out!
Purrs,
Pookie

[preservanation]

Ban pookie for her persistent, yet ineffectual banning technique....I'm still here!:nana:

[Pookie]

Gaaahhh. Ban YOU, Preserv for duct-taping yourself to the plumbing in here and we can't get you loose!
Purrs,
Pookie

[ECW]

Ban Pookie for even knowing that Preservanation scratches himself in public. Ick.

[preservanation]

Ban ECW for confusing public with pubic.

[jafar00]

Ban preservanation for not letting me post after ECW so I could ban him for having so many diet drinks in his sig. :)

[crimzonsol]

Ban jafar for having specific targets when posting in this thread.

[lily]

Ban crim for still wearing britches

[AlanC]

Ban Lily for looking at Crims britches or for wishing they were gone... either one!

[crimzonsol]

Ban AlanC for having two reasons to ban someone.

[lily]

Ban Crim for being a tattletale.

[crimzonsol]

Ban lily for calling people names with no provocation.

[lily]

Ban Crim for using big words.

[AlanC]

Ban Lily for being anti-words.

[ECW]

Ban AlanC for making up a word to ban Lily with.

[lily]

Ban ECW for being a Cardinals fan.

[ECW]

Ban Lily for not being a Cardinals fan. :nana:

[lily]

Ban ECW for making me use a Cardinal's avatar when I lost a bet!

[ECW]

Ban Lily for being a whiner about backing a bunch of losers back in the 2006 World Series.

[AlanC]

Ban ECW for living in the past.

[ECW]

Ban AlanC for forgetting his past and screwing up the future because of it.

[Deadshot]

Ban ECW because he's a St. Louis Bastard!

[jafar00]

Ban Deadshot because Dr Who isn't on TV in France meaning I have to download it instead.

[micfranklin]

Ban jafar for stealing a Disney character's name. No originality.

[Pookie]

Ban Mic for watching too much Disney stuff.
Purrs,
Pookie

[Deadshot]

Ban Pookie, because she's a pussy!....cat

[AlanC]

Ban Deadshot for dicriminating against cats.

[ECW]

Ban AlanC fer mizpeling werds wile tryen 2 bann peeple.

[AlanC]

Ban ECW for making me laugh and spill my coffee!

[ECW]

Ban AlanC for drinking coffee instead of Diet Mountain Dew in the morning.

[AlanC]

Ban ECW for even being able to drink Diet Mountain Dew.

[micfranklin]

Ban AlanC for doubting one's ability to drink Diet Mountain Dew.

[AlanC]

Ban Mic for making assumptions about my post...I don't doubt anyone can... I question whether anyone should drink Diet Mountain Dew!

[lily]

Ban Alan for being specific

[AlanC]

Ban Lily for supporting obfuscation.

[Alonzo]

Ban everyone for not buying me a Christmas gift.

[AlanC]

Ban Zo for being greedy and not following the rules...

[Mark L Hamburger]

/slap ban's AlanC for wanting everyone to follow "rules"

HA! I just rememberd I could do that :lmao:

[lily]

Ban Mark for forgetting an e in remembered

[Mark L Hamburger]

/me ban's lily for banning Mark for a typo :P

[lily]

Ban Mark because I get him confused with Keith

[Mark L Hamburger]

Ban lily for that not being my fault

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban Mark for having ground bovine for a last name.

[lily]

Ban Anne for having that E

[micfranklin]

Ban Lily for not sticking around long enough so i can have a reason to ban her.

[lily]

Ban Mic for being slow.

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban lily for being an el-E-tist.

[lily]

Ban AnnE for not putting the emphasis in the proper place.

E·lit·ist

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban lily for thinking her way is the only way.

[lily]

Ban Ann for making me cry.

[NortheastCynic]

Ban Lily for posting right before me, thereby making me edit this.

-NC

[lily]

Ban NC for whining.........I'd say too slow, but I already banned Mic for that.

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban lily for thinking a few tears will make people think she is not a canny granny.

[lily]

Ban Ann for telling my secrets!

[micfranklin]

Ban Lily for being secretive for no reason

[AlanC]

Ban Mic for trying to be reasonable and ruin the thread.

[ViolaLee]

Ban Alan C for being anti-reasonable!

[BoogyMan]

Ban Viola for being, well, the poster right before me! :)

[ECW]

Ban BoogyMan for having a dumb cartoon haircut. (That's how you play the game, son.)

[AlanC]

Ban ECW for being a gamer.

[BoogyMan]

Ban BoogyMan for having a dumb cartoon haircut. (That's how you play the game, son.)


Ban ECW for being so insensitive as to not realize that is what my hair really looks like, and for calling me son.........again! :)

[AlanC]

Ban Boogie for out of order banning.

[ECW]

Ban AlanC for still having a Christmas avatar.

[BoogyMan]

Ban Alan because its the holiday season and I am a giving person! :)

[ECW]

Ban BoogyMan for banning out of order...again.

[lily]

Ban ECW for a stickler for rules

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban lily for still having a Christmas avatar.

[BoogyMan]

Ban BoogyMan for banning out of order...again.


Ban ECW for putting those other posers in his sig with Diet Dr. Pepper.

[DANG]

Ban Boogey for incorrigibly banning out of order.
(Read op again.... ban the person in the last post )

[Labrocca]

ban DANG for having all caps in his name...oh and for thinking he is cool too with that ACLU avatar...and one more thing...ban him cuz he likes Edwards.

[ECW]

Ban Labrocca for thinking that being a former owner entitles him to ban a guy for three reasons. Sheesh. Some peeple!

[AlanC]

Ban ECW for being able to count.

[BoogyMan]

Ban Boogey for incorrigibly banning out of order.
(Read op again.... ban the person in the last post )


Hehe

Ban DANG as an act of oppression under the assumed name of an ex CIA officer. :ecstatic:

Oh, and for kissing up to ECW. :clapper:[hr]Ban myself for being so dog-gone incorrigible.

[AlanC]

Ban Boogy for deliberately trying to derail this thread.

[BoogyMan]

Ban Alan for banning me.

[AlanC]

Ban Boogie for finally getting one right!

[BoogyMan]

Ban Boogie for finally getting one right!


Ban Alan as an act of oppression and for wishing everyone a happy new year.

[Pookie]

Ban Boogy for being a Scrooge. Also, he sicced his dogs on my cats, and unfortunately for him and his dogs, the cats won.
He has a new hospital email service.
Go, girls! Go get em!!
HAH.
Purrs and laughs,
Pookie

[BoogyMan]

Ban Boogy for being a Scrooge. Also, he sicced his dogs on my cats, and unfortunately for him and his dogs, the cats won.
He has a new hospital email service.
Go, girls! Go get em!!
HAH.
Purrs and laughs,
Pookie


Ban Pookie for leaving hairballs all over the place and for siccing her super secret Ninja attack kitties on my poor little Bassett Hounds.

[AlanC]

Ban Boogie for having Bassett Hounds.

[BoogyMan]

Ban Boogie for having Bassett Hounds.


Ban Alan for his fear of short legged long eared canines.

[AlanC]

Ban Boogie for misrepresenting my fears.

[BoogyMan]

Ban Alan for not having the courage to own up to his terror from short doggies. :ecstatic:

[Mark L Hamburger]

ban Boogy for having taller doogies than my doggy...

[ECW]

Ban Mark for not having a real dog, like a Great Dane.

[BoogyMan]

Ban ECW for having a horse-sized dog and not using it as a mode of transport. :)

[Mark L Hamburger]

Ban Boogy for replying before I could.

And ECW, I have two "real" dogs, a Staffordshire Terrier mix and a Husky. my short doggy is a mini dachshund

[preservanation]

Ban Mark for having a Wiener-dog and at the same time using Hamburger as his screen name.
I think he has meat on the mind.

[Mark L Hamburger]

Ban preservanation for persecuting me because I'm German...

[preservanation]

Ban Mark for not realizing that turn about is fair play.
Shalom.
(from a fellow German)

[Mark L Hamburger]

ban preservanation for not realizing it was a joke :P

[lily]

Ban Mark for falling for preservation's guilt trip

[preservanation]

Ban lily for having a rep of 57,000 or some such...
What a bitch.

[lily]

Ban preservation for not using my official title of opinionated bitch.

[preservanation]

Ban lily for not using my abriviated title of "Hot P".
:P

[Mark L Hamburger]

Ban lily for not using my abriviated title of "Hot P".
:P


/me ban's preservanation for making him think about warm urine...

[BoogyMan]

Ban Mark for using red text and the words "warm urine" in a single post.

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban boogy for having snot for a name.

[BoogyMan]

Ban boogy for having snot for a name.


Ban AnnE simply because she likes the attention.
:thumbsup:

[AnnEsthesia]

*stops primping at her mirror* Ban Boogy for not giving me enough attention.

[lily]

Ban Anne for having a higher % than me!

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban lily for having less that 25% of what I have in FP%... ROFL... And then ban her for obsessing that I ROCK! w00t!

[AlanC]

Ban AnnE for rolling on the floor...... alone.

[ECW]

Ban AlanC for not recognizing Kwanzaa as well as New Year's in his signature.

[Pookie]

Ban ECW for having nice dogs and tolerating cats.
Purrs,
Pookie

[ECW]

Ban Pookie for spreading lies, lies and damned lies about me.

[DANG]

Ban ECW for his shameful advertisement of a deadly product in his sig.
See:
http://killercoke.org/

[BoogyMan]

Ban ECW for his shameful advertisement of a deadly product in his sig.
See:
http://killercoke.org/


Ban DANG for yet another conspiracy theory for us to consider.

[Truth_and_Power]

Ban ECW for his shameful advertisement of a deadly product in his sig.
See:
http://killercoke.org/


Ban DANG for yet another conspiracy theory for us to consider.


Ban Boogy for not teaching the controversy.

[DANG]

Ban Boogy for refusing to be informed.

Coke doesn't only kill Colombians

They poison and steal water from Indians too
See:
BBC Story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/3096893.stm)

[Truth_and_Power]

Ban ECW for his shameful advertisement of a deadly product in his sig.
See:
http://killercoke.org/


Ban DANG for yet another conspiracy theory for us to consider.


Ban Boogy for not teaching the controversy.


Ban T&P for excessive sarcasm.[hr]



Ban ECW for his shameful advertisement of a deadly product in his sig.
See:
http://killercoke.org/


Ban DANG for yet another conspiracy theory for us to consider.


Ban Boogy for not teaching the controversy.


Ban T&P for excessive sarcasm.


Ban T&P for triple posting.

[DANG]

And ban T&P for taking cuts[hr]Ban Boogy for hitting the wrong fucking button.
Editing T&P instead of posting new post.

All thumbs[hr]Or did T&P just ban himself?

[BoogyMan]

And ban T&P for taking cuts[hr]Ban Boogy for hitting the wrong ^%$@#$ button.
Editing T&P instead of posting new post.

All thumbs[hr]Or did T&P just ban himself?


Ban DANG for false accusations, foul language, and just because the man cannot let up on him.

[DANG]

Ban Boogy
... because he has priors for editing when he meant to post.

It just doesnt make sense that T&P banned himself.

I was wrong. Sheesh.

[Truth_and_Power]

Ban Dang for admitting fault

[DANG]

Ban T&P for the worst reason ever, for banning somebody.

[jafar00]

Ban Dang for not having Ron Paul in his Sig.

[Pookie]

Ban Jafar for not suffering with Windows XP or Vista like most of us.
Purrs,
Pookie

[BoogyMan]

Ban Jafar for not suffering with Windows XP or Vista like most of us.
Purrs,
Pookie


Ban Pookie for participating in Bill Gates' efforts to take over the world.

[lily]

Ban Boogy for starting a conspiracy against Bill Gates

[BoogyMan]

Ban Boogy for starting a conspiracy against Bill Gates


Ban lily for her objection to my attempt to fit in with DANG. :madlaugh:

[preservanation]

Ban Boog for looking too much like his avatar.

[AnnEsthesia]

Ban Hot P for looking so good in a thong...

[preservanation]

Ban AE for...likewise.

[BoogyMan]

Ban AE for...likewise.


Ban preservanation for being "Defender of Freedom" without wearing the cape!

[preservanation]

Ban Boog for not knowing that I do...and a big DF on my chest!

[Pookie]

Got ya again, Preserv....
Would somebody PLEASE ban this dingbat?? I am often find myself agreeing with him and dammit, this just ain't right!!
LOL Preserv. Many a truth is said in jest, ok? I'm teasing you.
Pookie

[preservanation]

Ban Pookie for making me employ the sophomoric expression...pffffffft![hr]
Ban Pookie for radiating her cats to give them longer half lives
Ban lily for making me break the rules and respond to her out of turn.

[lily]

Ban preservation for making me delete my perfectly good ban on pookie, so he wouldn't look silly

[preservanation]

Ban lily for not knowing that is way too late.

[BoogyMan]

Ban lily for not knowing that is way too late.


Ban preservanation for actually WEARING the cape and publicly admitting to it! :ecstatic:

[lily]

Ban Boogy for not knowing it's hiding his thong

[ECW]

Ban Lily for talking about thongs while refusing to show us hers.

[lily]

Ban ECW for not checking his PMs

[preservanation]

Ban lily for for ylil spelled sideways.

[ECW]

Ban preservanation for nonsensical bannings of other members.

[AlanC]

Ban ECW on principle alone

[BoogyMan]

Ban ECW on principle alone


Ban AlanC for his principled stance on banning people.

[AlanC]

Ban Boogie for being so blantantly unprincipled.

[ECW]

Ban AlanC for being a snark about principles.

[preservanation]

ban ECW for misusing the word snarky.

[ECW]

Ban preservanation for trying to read my mind and being spectacularly unsuccessful.

[AlanC]

Ban ECW for wearing his tinfoil hat to keep preserva out of his head.