What's the craziest conspiracy theory?

[AlonzoMourning23]

Just what the title says. Which conspiracy theory do you find the craziest and most absurd?

[jafar00]

A bunch of goat herders living in a cave in an undeveloped country managed to attack the greatest superpower using aircraft flown by hijackers who were reportedly barely able to fly a single engine cessna student aircraft let alone navigate a modern passenger plane into a building at high speed.

Somehow these goat herders who couldn't fly and who had a penchant for cocaine, hard liquor and topless bar girls, pulled off one of the most daring terrorist attacks ever devised.

The official story of 9/11 is the craziest conspiracy theory I have heard.

[Scorpion]

A bunch of goat herders living in a cave in an undeveloped country managed to attack the greatest superpower using aircraft flown by hijackers who were reportedly barely able to fly a single engine cessna student aircraft let alone navigate a modern passenger plane into a building at high speed.

Somehow these goat herders who couldn't fly and who had a penchant for cocaine, hard liquor and topless bar girls, pulled off one of the most daring terrorist attacks ever devised.

The official story of 9/11 is the craziest conspiracy theory I have heard.


Wow, this goes beyond clinical delusional fantasy. Jafar, have you stopped taking your meds?

[Labrocca]

Jafar lives in France so you must excuse him if he doesn't get accurate information about 9/11.

I guess Area51 is probably the craziest story imho.

[lily]

I don't even have to think about this one.........Oswald acted alone.

[Pookie]

Oh boy -- there are so many conspiracy theories out there it's hard to say. I think maybe the theory that Bush planned 9/11 and the theory that the WTC was a bunch of controlled explosions and all that are the craziest.
Purrs,

[jafar00]

I have another one.

The Israelis attacked the USS Liberty by mistake.

[ECW]

Here's mine:

George Bush isn't partisan.



Rush Limbaugh said so:

Well, you're echoing sentiments that I hear about not just the president, but a lot of Republicans. They just don't have good PR communication skills. I hear you, man. I don't have an answer for you. The president is not one who touts his achievements. He doesn't tout himself personally. He doesn't lead, as I mentioned earlier, a politically ideological movement, and he really --may be this will help you and others to understand President Bush more than anything else -- he really has an awe and a reverence and a respect for the office of the presidency. That's rarefied air. That is a small club, the number of people who've held that job. He thinks that one of his most important duties is to do nothing to besmirch it, to cause it disrespect, and that's why he doesn't get partisan, that's why he doesn't do partisan things or speak in a partisan fashion, outside of some campaigns.

Yeah, and he didn't have anything to do with outing Valerie Plame either.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

*phew*

[Scorpion]

The craziest conspiracy theory? Hmmm. How about that a liberal in the White House could solve all the country's ills. :madlaugh:

[I Like Beer]

Most are pretty absurd.

I think the looniest (and it shows how popular conspiracy theories have become) is that India detonated a nuclear device on the floor of the Indian Ocean and created the Tsunami of 2005.

I think that's it.

[Buck Laser]

The craziest conspiracy theory? Hmmm. How about that a liberal in the White House could solve all the country's ills. :madlaugh:

Who floated that one, Scorp? I'd say that after 28 years of conservatives in the White House, it may be time to find out if a liberal could do any better!:clapper:

[REDWHITEBLUE2]

That Liberals have brains :ecstatic:

[Scorpion]

The craziest conspiracy theory? Hmmm. How about that a liberal in the White House could solve all the country's ills. :madlaugh:

Who floated that one, Scorp? I'd say that after 28 years of conservatives in the White House, it may be time to find out if a liberal could do any better!:clapper:


Ok, find one, just one liberal with an ounce of progressive intelligence, unquestioning patriotism and faith in this country and some initiative beyond self serving whining and I'll consider voting liberal. Keep us posted as to how your search is going. It looks to be a long one.

[Buck Laser]

The craziest conspiracy theory? Hmmm. How about that a liberal in the White House could solve all the country's ills. :madlaugh:

Who floated that one, Scorp? I'd say that after 28 years of conservatives in the White House, it may be time to find out if a liberal could do any better!:clapper:


Ok, find one, just one liberal with an ounce of progressive intelligence, unquestioning patriotism and faith in this country and some initiative beyond self serving whining and I'll consider voting liberal. Keep us posted as to how your search is going. It looks to be a long one.

Looks to me like you've already decided that it's impossible. I have no desire to piss into your wind. Perhaps you ought to learn a bit more.

What do you define as progressive intelligence?
Unquestioning patriotism? Does that mean "no questions asked?" If that's what you expect, we're all out of luck. My Momma and Poppa raised me ask questions and to keep on asking 'em.
Faith? Yeah! When I worked in the War on Poverty in the 60s, I saw abundant evidence of the ambition and initiative people can show with just a little opportunity.
Self-serving whining? Seems to me that's more a conservative trait--after all, it's you complaining about liberals, not the other way around.
As to my search, I've found a whole bunch of great liberals across a very wide spectrum: if you want to hear some of 'em, let me know. But I see no point in setting off another episode of your whining.

[Mr Jinx]

All the 9/11 truther theories first. Then most involve around the Jews.
The Moon Landing Hoax
Iran and Al Qaeda are working together

And of course the best surround the Jews:
(1) The Jewish New World Order
(2) The Zionist and the Nazis collaborated in the Holocaust
(3) The Holocaust is a myth
(4) The Jews killed Jesus (nope the Romans did)
(5) The Jews rule the American Media, government and Financial sectors

[Keith Hamburger]

(4) The Jews killed Jesus (nope the Romans did)

Besides, wasn't that the point? Seems to me like whoever did it was "doing God's work".

Keith

[underdawg]

That gays have an agenda to ruin this nation by trying to persuade children to become gay and that gay marriage will somehow destroy the foundation of society.

[underdawg]

Check out this very interesting movie.

http://zeitgeistmovie.com/

[ViolaLee]

Wow, you guys thought of a lot of good ones.

The holocaust is a myth is one of the craziest ones I've ever heard.

Also:

The Clintons killed a long list of people.

That's one of the wackiest ones going around among the right wing extremists.

[Mr Jinx]

(4) The Jews killed Jesus (nope the Romans did)

Besides, wasn't that the point? Seems to me like whoever did it was "doing God's work".

Keith


Not sure what you mean, " by the point." But this little bit of misinformation has been used to persecute the Jewish people to near extinction, since 1 A.D.! The Jews were definitely guilty of not protecting Jesus from the Romans, but the Romans were the ones that as you put it, "did god's work." The only way the Jews could have saved Jesus was by a total military operation and as future military campaigns against the Roman proved that armed conflict was futile and counter-productive. The Jews tried it twice and both operations became the biggest blunders in Jewish history and to the loss of the Jewish homeland and nearly 3/4 of the world's Jews dead!

[Mark L Hamburger]

I think the craziest conspiracy theory is that Jesus was a real person.

[Buck Laser]

The strangest myth, IMO, is the one so many libertarians believe about the income tax being illegal.

[BoogyMan]

The 9/11 was an inside job idiocy is, in my view, the crziest conspiracy theory out there.

[Osborn F. Enready]

The absolute craziest conspiracy theory I have heard is this one:

The government is working in YOUR best intrest, and both major political parties are examples of honorable, upstanding, moral candidates who intend and desire to fulfill their constitutional obligations under oath, and protect the rights of citizens.

That is the CRAZIEST, most RIDICULOUS conspiracy theory I have ever heard.

[DANG]

If only it were true.

[4Reaganomics]

I once heard the conspiracy that government's number one objective was to represent the people.

Then I came to the conclusion that government's number one objective is to get re-elected.[hr]
The strangest myth, IMO, is the one so many libertarians believe about the income tax being illegal.


Unconstitutional, not illegal under current legislation. Remember the big "Government shall not directly tax the people"? Explain how income tax isn't direct.

[Buck Laser]

I once heard the conspiracy that government's number one objective was to represent the people.

Then I came to the conclusion that government's number one objective is to get re-elected.[hr]
The strangest myth, IMO, is the one so many libertarians believe about the income tax being illegal.


Unconstitutional, not illegal under current legislation. Remember the big "Government shall not directly tax the people"? Explain how income tax isn't direct.

Take a look at the 16th amendment, I believe it is. That changes the constitution.

[Wndrtch]

When I worked in the War on Poverty in the 60s, I saw abundant evidence of the ambition and initiative people can show with just a little opportunity.

Ambition and initiative? With the War on Poverty, like in "Welfare"? Aren't they on Welfare, because they LACK ambition and initiative?[hr]
The 9/11 was an inside job idiocy is, in my view, the crziest conspiracy theory out there.


I put that one, right up there with "we didn't land on the Moon" and "alien autopsy".

I suppose we should be thankful that people buy stuff about conspiracy theories, else there would be a whole bunch of folks on Welfare.[hr]
The absolute craziest conspiracy theory I have heard is this one:

The government is working in YOUR best intrest, and both major political parties are examples of honorable, upstanding, moral candidates who intend and desire to fulfill their constitutional obligations under oath, and protect the rights of citizens.

That is the CRAZIEST, most RIDICULOUS conspiracy theory I have ever heard.


:clapper::clapper:

[Buck Laser]

[quote=Buck Laser]When I worked in the War on Poverty in the 60s, I saw abundant evidence of the ambition and initiative people can show with just a little opportunity.

Ambition and initiative? With the War on Poverty, like in "Welfare"? Aren't they on Welfare, because they LACK ambition and initiative?[hr]

Welfare payments weren't a part of the War on Poverty. Ever.

[Wndrtch]

[quote=Buck Laser]When I worked in the War on Poverty in the 60s, I saw abundant evidence of the ambition and initiative people can show with just a little opportunity.

Ambition and initiative? With the War on Poverty, like in "Welfare"? Aren't they on Welfare, because they LACK ambition and initiative?[hr]

Welfare payments weren't a part of the War on Poverty. Ever.


I thought welfare came out of The War on Poverty?

[Buck Laser]

[quote=Buck Laser]When I worked in the War on Poverty in the 60s, I saw abundant evidence of the ambition and initiative people can show with just a little opportunity.

Ambition and initiative? With the War on Poverty, like in "Welfare"? Aren't they on Welfare, because they LACK ambition and initiative?[hr]

Welfare payments weren't a part of the War on Poverty. Ever.


I thought welfare came out of The War on Poverty?

Nope. Welfare was around a LONG time before the War on Poverty. Head Start, the Job Corps, Legal Aid and a good many similar programs came out of it. All you have to do is look it up.

[Go Fish]

That steel doesn't soften or melt. Any 6th grade metal shop student knows that you have to heat steel before you can bend it.

[Questerr]

Craziest one I can think of: That Barack Obama is an Al-Qaeda Fifth-Columnist that is going to Manchurian Candidate his way into the White House and destroy America.

[Buck Laser]

Craziest one I can think of: That Barack Obama is an Al-Qaeda Fifth-Columnist that is going to Manchurian Candidate his way into the White House and destroy America.

Oh yeah, but they've already GOT their "Manchurian Candidate." He spent a bunch of years in captivity in Nam while they prepared him for the job. So we're screwed no matter what. :drool:

[Coulter Enwrong]

I can't believe that nobody's mentioned the theories about how President Bush rigged both his elections. :dizzy:

[gambit88]

I heard one theory that Reptilian Humanoids that evolved from dinosaurs are living inside our earth (which is actually hollow) and that all American presidents since Eisenhower were either controlled by them or were them in disguise.

http://www.recordcup.com/item/2085/alien_reptiles_are_dominating_the_world.html