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Alonzo
11-03-2007, 05:59 PM
PHOENIX -- Controversy is swirling over a foot-long, talking Jesus doll that Wal-Mart has put up for sale at more than 400 of its stores in at least 20 states, including some in the Valley.

It's the first time the world's largest retailer has carried a full line of religious toys.

The battery-powered, button-activated doll is able to recite a handful of different bible verses and the story of Jesus feeding the multitudes with five loaves and two fish. It also comes with a booklet giving parents tips on how to shape a child's faith.

Not everyone is lining up to shell out $14.97 for the made-in-China plaything.


"You can learn it at Sunday School," said shopper Angie Librizzi. "It doesn't have to be a doll."

Other shoppers said it trivializes religion. They also believe children will handle the Jesus doll much like they do with secular mass-merchandised action-figures, which they don't feel is appropriate.

But Mark Linongello, who goes to Catholic Church, said anything telling kids about Christianity is good.

"As a doll, at least they're getting to know Him," Linongello said.

The figure is one of several biblical dolls made by Valencia, Calif.-based Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Co. and its one2believe unit.

The owner of the company said he started making the doll because he was troubled by a lack of morals and ethics in toys.

He turned to the Internet two years ago and began selling his line directly to church groups.

Retail experts said it's unclear how big a seller the Jesus doll will turn out to be.

http://www.kpho.com/news/14502043/detail.html

Don't they realize it's only a matter of days until some kid rips the head off Jesus, or puts him in the microwave to make him melt.

As a kid I probably would probably have had Squak (what I named a dark purple puppet monster that was my favorite toy) fight Jesus at the top of the stairs, have Squak bite him and fling him off the stairs, and then chase him down to the bottom of the stairs and pretend to eat Jesus. I had Squak "eat" a lot of toys.

I still have Squak. He has a bandaid on his arm for some reason now, and his hand was partially melted and flattened when he was lost in a heated bed for a week. Though maybe he can still eat Jesus?

Red Dragon
11-03-2007, 06:22 PM
All this time people have been looking for religion in churches, mosques, and temples, but now we know it's at wal-mart. Now if you exscuse me I have to go worship my xenomorph action figure, only available in the holy land of Japan.:D

lily
11-04-2007, 02:11 AM
Don't we have the talking Jesus doll contraversy every year......or does it just seem like that?



I still have Squak. He has a bandaid on his arm for some reason now, and his hand was partially melted and flattened when he was lost in a heated bed for a week. Though maybe he can still eat Jesus?



Oh Zo..........where I could go with this. Must-resist-temptation. Help me Jesus (doll):madlaugh:

I Like Beer
11-04-2007, 04:01 AM
Every kid would try to get their Jesus doll naked, just like their Barbies.

I see a lot of kids winding up in therapy (or in confession) over that one. :)

Alonzo
11-04-2007, 04:09 AM
Every kid would try to get their Jesus doll naked, just like their Barbies.

Naked Jesus and naked barbie?

I guess the virgin thing ends with Mary.

Interrested
11-05-2007, 01:07 AM
Every kid would try to get their Jesus doll naked, just like their Barbies.

Naked Jesus and naked barbie?

I guess the virgin thing ends with Mary.


Haha! Made me laugh there

Pookie
11-05-2007, 01:30 AM
I wonder if the Jesus doll will ask Barbie out for a date and try to "save" her. I bet Ken would kick his ass, though.
Seriously, though, maybe Christian kids might like it. Who knows?
Purrs,

Saigio
11-05-2007, 06:42 PM
I now have the burning urge to try and replace a bunch of there voice chips with one with a recording of my friends cell-phone evil chant ringtone.

Deadshot
11-05-2007, 06:49 PM
Buddy Christ Says...


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/416209349_147e4b05da.jpg

HumanBeast
11-05-2007, 07:54 PM
Everyone should send a Jesus doll to Pat Robertson. :ecstatic:

Alonzo
11-05-2007, 08:20 PM
Everyone should send a Jesus doll to Pat Robertson. :ecstatic:


Good idea, but a naked anatomically correct Jesus would be even better.

RLN
11-05-2007, 09:52 PM
I really don't see anything wrong with it. If people want to buy it than so be it. :ponder:

AnnEsthesia
11-06-2007, 01:54 AM
Meh. I am sure someone will decide that these would be great to donate to charity for christmas and they will wind up being burned, having fireworks attached to them, etc... just like every other "doll" for boys. (And girls would not really want them, as they are not "pretty".)

lily
11-06-2007, 02:21 AM
Meh. I am sure someone will decide that these would be great to donate to charity for christmas

I'm having flashbacks of last year and Toys for Tots.

AnnEsthesia
11-06-2007, 04:02 PM
Yep. Because we all know children WANT jesus toys for christmas.

RLN
11-06-2007, 09:45 PM
Yep. Because we all know children WANT jesus toys for christmas.

Not when stores are selling little cars that kids can drive around like adults.

(Thinking: I can see it now. "Mom I have nothing to do!"):nana::lmao: