Newscaster
09-24-2007, 12:08 AM
Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put
him on Mount Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for
two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C. Hall
of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was not proper to place it beside the statue of
George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon,
who never told the truth, since George Bush could never tell the
difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was
going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He
returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone
else's money.
Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35, so far :evil:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put
him on Mount Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for
two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C. Hall
of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was not proper to place it beside the statue of
George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon,
who never told the truth, since George Bush could never tell the
difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was
going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He
returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone
else's money.
Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35, so far :evil: