Guide to being a lib protestor

[Stoner]

1- Go to an event where a prominent politician is speaking.

2- Make an ass out of yourself at said event.

3- When police come to ask you to leave be combative.

4- When they try and take you away resist arrest but make sure you throw your hands up and yell, "I'm not resisting," "Why am I being arrested" and "I'm innocent!" while resisting the entire time.

5- Keep resisting the entire time but continue to yell that you're not resisting. Some people will actually be fooled by this and think you're being peaceful.

6- Continue to resist arrest until the cops are forced to tazer you. Then when they're tazering you scream, "Why are you tazering me!" It makes the cops look bad if you say that.

7- The entire time you're resisting arrest claim you have no idea while you're being arrested and scream like a 5 year old girl for help. If you scream for help people will think the cops are using excessive force.

8- Make claims of police brutality while officers are trying to handcuff you.

Other things you can do is make claims to phantom injuries (broken leg, arm, etc...) and scream that the officers are going to kill you when they get you out of camera-shot.

Basiclly act like a dumbass.

[Saigio]

Guide to being conservative "protestor"
1. Go to big equal rights/politicl rally.
2. Bring signs spouting mindless hatefull drivel
3. Shout "Sieg heil" "Bush is great" or other such things as fitting.
4. Throw objects at authorities when asked to leave
5. Spit on people.
6. vandalize all nearby propertiey.
7. When arrested whine and cry about the liberal's oppressing you nd clim the liberal agenda is out to silence you.
8. Repeat.

[preservanation]

Throw things at police, spit on American citizens and deface public and private property all in the name of peace and unity.

[Alonzo]

My experience with a conservative nut at a memorable anti-war rally.

1- Go to an event where a prominent politician is speaking.

Ted Kennedy was speaking there.

2- Make an ass out of yourself at said event.

Nut threatened to punch a protester for being anti-american.

Nut then punched said protester.

Nut then spit on said protester.

3- When police come to ask you to leave be combative.

Nut then began walking away from protesters and mooned them. Fat, hairy, drunk guy, not pretty.

4- When they try and take you away resist arrest but make sure you throw your hands up and yell, "I'm not resisting," "Why am I being arrested" and "I'm innocent!" while resisting the entire time.

When threatened again by cops said protester waddled a few steps, mooned liberals again, then ran when cops started chasing him.


8- Make claims of police brutality while officers are trying to handcuff you.

Nah, hospitals just took their horses and knocked people over by walking into them.

Basiclly act like a dumbass.

Are you giving lessons?

[Saigio]

Throw things at police, spit on American citizens and deface public and private property all in the name of peace and unity.



Thanks. I forgot to add those to my list.

[Labrocca]

You forgot the screaming anti-bush comments like "this is your patriot-act" and "the Bush regime are fascists".

[Stoner]

You forgot the screaming anti-bush comments like "this is your patriot-act" and "the Bush regime are fascists".


Shit, you're right. My bad.

[preservanation]

"Ho, ho, we won't go, we don't want your bloody war!"
After 40 years you'd think they could come up with a new chant.

[Deadshot]

Both sides extreme's are assholes. If you want to compare assholes, go ahead. Each side has them.

[bobbylien]

My personal favorites are the people who make big signs that say War with a red X through it.

[Truth_and_Power]

For the conservative side you forgot about the yelling of "Sin!"

[preservanation]

Baggy Pants for Peace!