How many Bush Admin officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[ViolaLee]

None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's condition is improving every day. Any reports of it's lack of incandescence are totally unfounded, and the result of delusional "spin" assaults from the fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims it's ego. Why do you hate freedom?

[Deadshot]

None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's condition is improving every day. Any reports of it's lack of incandescence are totally unfounded, and the result of delusional "spin" assaults from the fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims it's ego. Why do you hate freedom?


What's so funny is how spot on this is, do you work for Bill O'Reilly?

[Truth_and_Power]

None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's condition is improving every day. Any reports of it's lack of incandescence are totally unfounded, and the result of delusional "spin" assaults from the fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims it's ego. Why do you hate freedom?


This is exactly what the darkness wants! The lightbulb is fine!

[AnnEsthesia]

Now that was funny. Thanks!

[Saigio]

Excellent.

[jafar00]

It wouldn't be as funny if it weren't totally true. :D