For Stoner: One Hitters, Capitol Hill Softball Champs

[ViolaLee]

I heard this today on the radio. The One Hitters are a team on the Capitol Hill Softball League and they are winning 13-3. Last year the Conservative Anti-Drug Team refused to play against them. LOL!

Drug War Foes are Kings of Capitol Hill Softball League

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“One Hitters” Dispel Stoner Stereotypes By Earning League’s #1 Spot

WASHINGTON, DC – The One Hitters, a softball team sponsored by Students for Sensible Drug Policy and the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws, took over the #1 ranking in the Congressional Softball League last night. The team’s 13-3 record has vaulted them to the top of the league, which is made up of Congressional offices, lobbying and consulting firms, non-profit organizations, and local businesses.

Team leaders are especially proud of the ranking, which contradicts negative stereotypes of drug policy reformers as unmotivated “stoners.” “The drug policy reform community is made up of dedicated, hardworking people who take the issues of drug abuse and drug prohibition very seriously,” said One Hitters captain and SSDP Executive Director Kris Krane. “We take pride in fielding a fun but competitive team that dispels myths and stereotypes about people who care about ending the so called ‘War on Drugs.’”
The One Hitters have competed in the league for five years. Two years ago they made national headlines when the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy refused to play a game due to ideological reasons. “Everyone knows that ONDCP backed out because they were scared of losing to us on the field, much the same way they are afraid to debate us because their policies fail in the court of public opinion,” said center fielder David Guard, who is associate director of the Drug Reform Coordination Network. “We have an open challenge to the Drug Czar to play or debate anytime, anywhere.”

Other teams in the league include the Republican and Democratic National Committees (RNC & DNC Softball), Arizona Senators McCain and Kyl (No Talent AZ Clowns), the Department of Justice (Vote for Pedro), US Customs & Border Protection (Border Liners), Representatives Cummings and Sarbanes (Baltimore Oracles), Bloomberg News (Bloomberg Bombers), Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America (Team PhRMA), and the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force (Outfielders).

*** The One Hitters' next game is against the No Talent AZ Clowns on Tuesday, August 7 at 6:30PM on 23rd and Constitution. ***

The One Hitters are a team in the Congressional Softball League sponsored by Students for Sensible Drug Policy and the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws, with players representing a variety of drug policy organizations including the Marijuana Policy Project, the Drug Reform Coordination Network, and the Interfaith Drug Policy Initiative.

LINK (http://daregeneration.blogspot.com/2007/08/breaking-ssdp-better-than-congress-at.html)

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Update: The One Hitters are now offering a line of One Hitters apparel! (http://www.cafepress.com/onehitters)

Are you going to buy a hat Stoner?

:D

[Anti-Racism]

America's Conservatives are so fucked up they don't realize legalizing drugs is a Conservative position.

[ViolaLee]

It is?

con·ser·va·tive(kn-sûrv-tv)
adj.
1. Favoring traditional views and values; tending to oppose change.
2. Traditional or restrained in style: a conservative dark suit.
3. Moderate; cautious: a conservative estimate.

conservative - a person who has conservative ideas or opinions
conformist - someone who conforms to established standards of conduct (especially in religious matters)
hardliner - a conservative who is uncompromising
minimalist - a conservative who advocates only minor reforms in government or politics
mossback - an extremely old-fashioned conservative
right-winger, rightist - a member of a right wing political party
square toes, square - a formal and conservative person with old-fashioned views

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/conservative

I don't think so.

[ViolaLee]

Stoner what happened, you no like?

[Jaaaman]

America's Conservatives are so ****** up they don't realize legalizing drugs is a Conservative position.

That is definately not a conservative position. Where did you dig up that gem at? :grrrr:

[ViolaLee]

Yeah, I didn't think so. Conservatives are way too uptight and square to consider legalizing drugs.

[Jaaaman]

Conservatives are way too uptight and square to consider legalizing drugs.


"It's hip to be a square
it’s hip to be a square
It’s hip to be a square
So hip to be a square" :evil:

Hip To Be Square
Artist: Huey Lewis and The News

[ViolaLee]

HAHA Huey Lewis would know.

[ViolaLee]

Stoner what happened to you? I made this thread for you!

[Stoner]

My favorite weed t-shirt I own is one that says, "I scored high on my drug test."

[ViolaLee]

LOL! There you are.

That's a good one.

Anyway, I'm proud of the One Hitters and their winning streak. I thought you might be too. :D