Jumper Cables

[Mayberry]

God Bless Bubba - City Councilman from Midland, TX

T. Bubba Bechtel, a part time City Councilman from Midland, TX,
was asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he
thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply
prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from
the audience.

"If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's scrotum to a car's battery
cables will save one Texas GI's life, then I have just two things to say":

"Red is positive"
"Black is negative"

[exigent]

It's funny cuz it's true.

Texans really are stupid.

[Mayberry]

Texans really are stupid.
There's a certain part of my anatomy that you can kiss. :blah:

[exigent]

Steers and Queers huh?

[Truth_and_Power]

"If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's scrotum to a car's battery
cables will save one Texas GI's life



Is he hoping to get the stem cells out or something?

[Roadman]

God Bless Bubba - City Councilman from Midland, TX

T. Bubba Bechtel, a part time City Councilman from Midland, TX,
was asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he
thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply
prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from
the audience.

"If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's scrotum to a car's battery
cables will save one Texas GI's life, then I have just two things to say":

"Red is positive"
"Black is negative"


I two have marine batteries I will send in! Just get the information needed to save our GI's. :shame: I'm not a hunter or blood and guts guy. So don't tell me what you had to do. Then use the batteries to light the runways to bring them home for this New Year! :clapper:

[preservanation]

A set of jumper cables walk into a bar, and sit down.
The bar tender says, "I'm afraid you two have to leave, it seems like you're looking to start something".