ridiculous

[1Samuel8]

You all have it wrong! http://www.crh.noaa.gov/pub/ltg/usa_ltg_fdm.gif

However, I believe this one explains everything the best: http://www.wellingtongrey.net/journal/archive/2006-11-18-USA-map.jpg

[Stoner]

I like how they put 'RIP' in Florida. It's pretty accurate. Florida is God's waiting room.