Insult people the Shakespeare way!

[Alonzo]

Thou yeasty fly-bitten scullian! See what Shakespeare really thinks of you. And if you don't understand it then, well thou hath not so much brain as ear wax.

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

The best one for when people piss you off:

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

[Professor]

There's a mug at wicked cool stuff that has shakespear quotes. I want it so badly.

[jafar00]

"Get thee to a nunnery." I always loved that line :D

[Professor]

"Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily."

http://www.wickedcoolstuff.com/shloqucomug.html
http://www.wickedcoolstuff.com/shinqucomug.html

[Labrocca]

Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, start up and stand on end.

hehe..great stuff