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Alonzo
05-01-2007, 01:01 AM
SAN ANTONIO, Texas (AP) -- All it takes is one illegally parked troublemaker to tie up freeway traffic -- especially if it's an 8-foot alligator sprawled across the pavement.

"I don't remember any of this in the academy," police Officer Albert Silva said of the traffic jam early Sunday. "As far as I know, there's no procedure on this other than: 'Don't get bit."'

Police car sirens didn't persuade the big reptile to budge off Loop 410.

Police threw orange traffic cones at the gator, but it just snapped at the cones and flung them away.

The gator even assaulted a police car, biting a chunk out of its bumper.

Officers finally used a lasso and metal poles to coax the alligator into a drainage ditch leading to a lake.

State game warden David Chavez couldn't explain why a gator would take up residence on a busy highway.

"They keep to themselves," he said. "They don't go out looking for trouble."



http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/30/freeway.gator.ap/index.html

Buck Laser
05-01-2007, 03:57 AM
Maybe he got the idea he was a cow with mad cow disease.....?

jafar00
05-01-2007, 08:50 AM
Crocadillians (is that a word?) like to sun themselves. Perhaps it decided that the warm road surface was a perfect place to relax in the sun. :D

Professor
05-02-2007, 03:46 PM
Crocadillians (is that a word?) like to sun themselves. Perhaps it decided that the warm road surface was a perfect place to relax in the sun. :D


But it was an alligator not a crocodile.

Oddities like this happen. I liked the police officer's response. He probably got the call and just went, "Oh shit. One hour. Just one hour until I get to go home and now this!"

Stoner
05-02-2007, 05:36 PM
I was rooting for the gator.

GO GATORS!!!!!

Still waiting for ECW to explain to me what happen to those Tarheels.

micfranklin
05-02-2007, 06:02 PM
Crocadillians (is that a word?) like to sun themselves. Perhaps it decided that the warm road surface was a perfect place to relax in the sun. :D


But it was an alligator not a crocodile.

Oddities like this happen.Â*Â*I liked the police officer's response.Â*Â*He probably got the call and just went, "Oh shit.Â*Â*One hour.Â*Â*Just one hour until I get to go home and now this!"


But an alligator is a crocodilian, though. And I bet it took to the highway because the original place it lived in was overrun with streets or parking lots or something.

Stoner
05-02-2007, 06:18 PM
Yes, there are 3 types of crocodilians.Â*Â*You have the alligatoridae, crocodylidae and the gavialidae.Â*Â*Alligators belong to the alligatoridae family.

Glad to see some of my education is still lurking around somewhere in the old head.