Tim Tebow's girlfriend

[Stoner]

Tim Tebow, quarterback for the National Champion Florida Gators, is rumored to be dating this woman.

Holy Testicle Tuesday!Â*Â*How in the Hell do you get out of bed with that lying next to you?

Those are some serious sweater-cows.

[wonder cow]

Uhmm, all I see is a little box with a red x in it.

[Stoner]

Uhmm, all I see is a little box with a red x in it.


I see it on mine. Try again and look. Zo was probably trying to delete it or edit it at the time you looked at it.

[Elrathin]

Nothing there.

[wonder cow]

I put the URL in the address bar and it pulled up.

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3230/1483/1600/812547/Tebow.jpg

Nice.

[Stoner]

If that was lying next to me I would never leave the bedroom...ever.

[wonder cow]

something strange is going on with this pic. Sometimes I can see it, sometimes I can't.

[Elrathin]

Don't see the link, but when you go to quote Stoner in the original post, the link is there.

Here it is for those that do not see it.

[lily]

She has a very pretty face.

[Stoner]

She has a very pretty face.


She has a face?

[lily]

I knew that would throw you!

[Elrathin]

She has a face?


Thank you Stoner for proving you are a sexist pig that your only right should be to face to fiery put face down.

[Nitrus]

Shes hot..... those things are fake though.

[Labrocca]

Fake breasts don't impress me. What's next fake penises for men? It's ridiculous.

[Nitrus]

Fake breasts don't impress me. What's next fake penises for men? It's ridiculous.


Ewww.... penis implants. that would hurt.

[Labrocca]

So do breast implants..don't be fooled. VERY PAINFUL.

[Buck Laser]

So do breast implants..don't be fooled. VERY PAINFUL.

I don't even want to know how you know that.

[Churchel]

So do breast implants..don't be fooled. VERY PAINFUL.

I don't even want to know how you know that.


he lost a bet once...

very attractive, but too distractive.

[lily]

LMAO

[DogPoundRock]

Tim Tebow, quarterback for the National Champion Florida Gators, is rumored to be dating this woman.

Holy Testicle Tuesday!Â*Â*How in the Hell do you get out of bed with that lying next to you?

Those are some serious sweater-cows.


I'm pretty sure you'd get kicked out of bed if you referred to her as "that". :madlaugh:

[ECW]

Hopefully, some of the hundreds of "guests" we get because of this thread (and that photo) will hang around and become full fledged members. It's the least you could do.

[bobbylien]

You're all pigs!

[Pookie]

Okay, she looks good, but what if one of you guys get her in bed and you find out her teeth go in a glass, the wig comes off, the pits look like she has bird nests up under there, she has a fungus on her skin, she hasn't bathed in a week, and she has genital warts?
Would you still want to be with her? How hard would it be to get out of bed if that were the case?
Don't laugh, guys. One of my male Army buddies picked up a really, really well-built babe like her and this actually happened to him.
He was afraid to get near a woman for months.
Purrs,
Pookie

[lily]

I would like to take some time and thank all the guests that have used google to search for Tim Teblow's girlfriend......it is now our highest viewed thread!:clapper:

Tim Tebow's girlfriend(46643 views)

[AnnEsthesia]

Too bad they don't sign up so they can see the other threads... ;)

[preservanation]

I would like to take some time and thank all the guests that have used google to search for Tim Teblow's girlfriend......it is now our highest viewed thread!:clapper:

Tim Tebow's girlfriend(46643 views)

No shiit!
That number just jumped out at me as I was scrolling down the page.
This is the first time I ever even clicked on this thread.
Weird.

[Truth_and_Power]

Not my type but more power to him I guess.

[jose]

Nicehttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2144/2140787779_2497ae50e8.jpg

[Truth_and_Power]

Yeah she's totally sucking in her gut.

Anyway in about 5 years those boobs are going to be competing with the gut for horizontal supremacy.

[lily]

Why is she wearing 2 bathing suit bottoms?

[AlanC]

I only see one... and the shadow of her arm?

[lily]

Well......I'm not going to doubt a male's eye.......but I see 2. One that matches the top and a black one over it.

[Truth_and_Power]

It's the arm shadow. When I looked at it after reading your response I "saw" it for a second.

[preservanation]

Those shoulder-straps are about to snap like high-tension wires, and prob take out one of her eyes.

[lily]

Called in the expert...........hubby says it's a shadow and showed me how even the water is reflecting.......so I'm going to have to admit I was wrong.......but it was a fun discussion.;)

[preservanation]

I was going to knock you a rep...but since you admitted you were wrong, I've reconsidered.

[AlanC]

Lily,

It must be your monitor, needs some contrast and brightness adjustment. :thumbsup:

You could use this as an excuse to buy a new one!

[preservanation]

With shadows like those...I'll take two.

[preservanation]

One more time...for all the 57,000 guests out there that find this thread so damn interesting.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2144/2140787779_2497ae50e8.jpg

KAY-POW!

[Chris]

She is hot, but I dont like the practice of getting ahead in life due to your tits and ass.

I blogged about this on this (http://chris1051.blogspot.com/2007/12/thursday.html) post. (its at the end of the blog post)

Clear example of a slut who got ahead and acquired all her assets due to her ass and tits.

[AnnEsthesia]

Wow. So she has a nice rack and has to be a slut? Nice.

[Chris]

is her name Lucy Pinder?

If so there is a NSFW (for laymans that means Not safe for work, i.e. it is a picture of her bare chest) here (http://i0.data.gsp.ro/B462CE5C8B58CF21063C8024BABFCD061/lucypinder12.jpg)

EDIT: oh I just realized a google image search is not entirely accurate at times. Her name isnt lucy pinder.[hr]
Wow. So she has a nice rack and has to be a slut? Nice.


No a slut is a girl who gives blowjobs and sex to get ahead. And also who uses her body to get on a gravy train in the form of a rich man.

Those are sluts.

There are plenty of women out there, with nice racks who don't use them to gain access to rich men.

[AnnEsthesia]

So she is attractive and got with a rich man... and? Should rich men only marry unattractive women?

[AlanC]

I don't know that I would describe being the girlfriend of a college quarterback as "getting ahead." At least not yet.

I would say too that being anyone's girlfriend is hardly a reason to call someone a slut. Sluts tend to be everyone's girlfriend.:love:

[Chris]

I see that you fail to grab what I am saying.

If a girl sells her tits and ass to acquire a BMW M3 - that is a slut.

A girl uses her tits and ass to acquire wealth and fame = a slut[hr]
Wow. So she has a nice rack and has to be a slut? Nice.



So she is attractive and got with a rich man... and? Should rich men only marry unattractive women?


no. this is not the point I am trying to make. Its sad when women (and on the same token men) get with someone not because they are attracted to each other or because they enjoy each others company, but because they are rich.

i.e. Fred Thompson and his wife.

i.e. Anna Nicole Smith

[AlanC]

And your evidence that THIS girl did any of that is what? Your own prejudice or assumptions?

Your evidence that Fred Thompson and his wife don't love each other and enjoy each other's company is what?

If you are going to slander someone, at least have some proof of your accusations or else you come off as looking extremely small minded and petty.

[AnnEsthesia]

So people who are wealthy have no other qualities beyond their fame and wealth? People who are famous have nothing else to offer a potential partner?

[preservanation]

To All Guests...

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[Chris]

I was just using examples.

You cannot honestly say that if Fred Thompson was a janitor at a middle school, cleaning up throw up, scrubbing toilets and mopping up piss he would have a young and hot wife 24 years younger than him. You aren't telling me that she would be with him if that were the case are you?

This beef head Tim Tebow may be able to get a hot girlfriend like that if - in another universe he had to use his brain to land a job a Target. Stranger things have happened. But honestly, the gold-digging mentality of women has gotten worse over time.

I stand by my assessment (RE: Fred Thompson)

[lily]

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/08/04/PH2007080401558.jpg

Ok.....I can understand the Hollywood thing. Face it, actors like nice young trophy wives. It looks good as an accessory. I have read a few articles about older actresses who say old Fred really is a charmer.

http://image53.webshots.com/753/5/8/12/2102508120054090710UtpVAe_ph.jpg

This one though........I'll never understand!


Oh and I think Kuchinich's wife is the prettier of the two.

[AlanC]

I was just using examples.

You cannot honestly say that if Fred Thompson was a janitor at a middle school, cleaning up throw up, scrubbing toilets and mopping up piss he would have a young and hot wife 24 years younger than him. You aren't telling me that she would be with him if that were the case are you?

This beef head Tim Tebow may be able to get a hot girlfriend like that if - in another universe he had to use his brain to land a job a Target. Stranger things have happened. But honestly, the gold-digging mentality of women has gotten worse over time.

I stand by my assessment (RE: Fred Thompson)


I detect a whole lot of jealousy in your posts on this.

The truth is that Thompson is not a janitor. You can hypothisze all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that you have no idea what exists between these two and neither do I. If it allows you to sleep better at night to assume the worst about the women involved, have at it.

There are a myriad of reasons why people are attracted to each other and sometimes money, power, or position can be the driving attraction. But when you make assumptions and refer to people you don't know with that level of disparraging language, you say more about yourself than you do those you so dismissively condemn.[hr]Lily, I have to agree with you... on both counts.

[AnnEsthesia]

So no poor ugly men get women that others would find very attractive? Interesting.

[AlanC]

Worse, any reasonably good looking woman who doesn't attach herself to some poor ugly man is a slut. Really odd outlook.

[Chris]

forget it Alan, I am tired of trying to explain myself. But I will say that your post (#53) is not my opinion.

[DANG]

After Tebows stunning disaster against the Michigan Wolverines today....

Babys got a new daddy....

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/2613/tebowsgurllr4.jpg

See, its not ALWAYS about the money

[DANG]

So, how do you guys like my new GF.

Dont I look GOOD all over her booby?

[preservanation]

Big deal Dan, here's mine...

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/1246/twinsqu8.gif

[DANG]

Hey, you stole that one from ME. Thats ok.... I still have her twin.... AND Tebows ex. I'm good.

[potter]

Tim Tebow, quarterback for the National Champion Florida Gators, is rumored to be dating this woman.

Holy Testicle Tuesday!Â*Â*How in the Hell do you get out of bed with that lying next to you?

Those are some serious sweater-cows.


:madlaugh: "sweater cows"? Bet you get a lot of girlfriends.....

My idiot neighbor thinks he's complementing my wife when he calls her "his little hefer"...seriously.....and the charming Mrs. Potter is quite the well built woman.....

[preservanation]

Hey, you stole that one from ME. Thats ok.... I still have her twin....

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/1246/twinsqu8.gif http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/1246/twinsqu8.gif

[DANG]

You thought you were sooooo slick.
Those are only clones... I have the originals

[preservanation]

You thought you were sooooo slick.
Those are only clones... I have the originals
Yeah...but can Tim Tebow's girlfriend say the same?

At closer consideration I'd say...yes.
Sorry, you win.

[preservanation]

Uhmm, all I see is a little box with a red x in it.


I see it on mine. Try again and look. Zo was probably trying to delete it or edit it at the time you looked at it.
I think we got that fixed, and now all I see is a picture with a white splotch on it.

[preservanation]

One more time...for all the 57,000 guests out there that find this thread so damn interesting.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2144/2140787779_2497ae50e8.jpg


Get your rocks off.
Can you dig it?

[PatrickHenry]

I like what one kid said about the female breast on a forum I inhabited long ago:

"What's the big deal? It's just fat hangin'..."

Hoo boy!

[preservanation]

You kill me.

From the mouths of babes, eh?
:D

[PostmodernProphet]

Uhmm, all I see is a little box with a red x in it.


just imagine a pair of tan beach balls with a face suspended over them......

[Truth_and_Power]

I just love that "oh look at that pelican (not the camera)" look she's got.

[preservanation]

I just love that "oh look at that pelican (not the camera)" look she's got.
LOL
They probably had to actually supply the pelican.
I bet method acting is not her strong suit.

[AnnEsthesia]

And yet, she would not give any of you posers the time of day, rofl.

[PostmodernProphet]

strong suit

what a coincidence....I was just looking at her picture thinking, that has to be a strong suit......

[preservanation]

And yet, she would not give any of you posers the time of day, rofl.

What proof do you have that she can even tell time, (or needs to)?[hr]
strong suit

what a coincidence....I was just looking at her picture thinking, that has to be a strong suit......
Under-wire fo hire.

[cronic]

go ahead call me a pig.. lol.. all i gotta say is I'd never go thirsty..wooohooo

[Easy90]

How to spot a really rich guy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/Homefndr/Howtospotarichguy.jpg

[preservanation]

Another few pounds and that guy's shorts will look like her thong.

[PostmodernProphet]

How to spot a really rich guy:


who knows....if the picture had been taken from the front you might have discovered she had three noses......

[preservanation]

How to spot a really rich guy:


who knows....if the picture had been taken from the front you might have discovered she had three noses......
or...that is her front.

[preservanation]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2271/n2011324438224044513gl1.jpg

[preservanation]

http://www.officialchrisduncan.com/uploaded_images/Tebow-728141.jpg

[AnnEsthesia]

View whore. ;)

[preservanation]

Just thought I'd give the "guests" something to do...
http://media.scout.com/media/avatars/5/8/RedRaiderBob05.gif

[Shoey]

http://www.officialchrisduncan.com/uploaded_images/Tebow-728141.jpg

^ Now those are two BIG "decks" fo sho' (hubba hubba) :thumbsup:

[preservanation]

"Sweater cows" as Stoner used to call them....


BTW...Check out the number of view for this thread!
lol!

[AnnEsthesia]

And think! Only 10,000 of those are Pres's.

[preservanation]

LOL!
At least I put up the pretense and post here once and a while!

[ECW]

LOL!
At least I put up the pretense and post here once and a while!

So that's what you are calling it now, huh?

Yeah.

OK, pal.

[Stoner]

So does she have a face or not?

[preservanation]

How about them "sweater cows"?
If I had those...I'd never leave the house.

Oh...almost forgot.
Welcome Northeast Cynic to the staff.
NC's the shiznit.
And that's a good thing.

[NortheastCynic]

:lmao:

I can only imagine how broken up you were when I had to relinquish my mod title a few months back, Pres.

-NC

[preservanation]

Well, I'm over it now...

Since this is the most popular thread on all the internetz, you are now truly famous with every pimply-faced boy with "Cheeto-fingers" on the planet.