Romantic Valentine's Day Story

[Stoner]

Why do you women have to be such psychos? http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-576.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/0214tr-blood0214-ON.html

This was my favorite part of the story. "He was able to break free, run out of his home, but Sutton reportedly followed with a pickaxe", police said.

[Alonzo]

I know people who would enjoy that. That's if it was consensual anyway.

[ECW]

"She made very few statements, alludes to the fact that it was a very consensual encounter," said Sgt. Mike Horn, a Tempe police spokesman. "He admitted they were drinking and doing drugs."

This explains everything.

[Professor]

I'd hate to think of what will happen when it's her turn.