stupid things you did in highschool

[Professor]

Let's here all those dumb things.

[ECW]

Let's here all those dumb things.


You first.

[Stoner]

I caught a book on fire in the library, got caught fucking in the bathroom, stole the teacher's grade book towards the end of the semester so everyone would be forced to receive a passing grade, passed out 300 copies of a picture of this drunk chick at a party that got naked, accidentally caught part of the football field on fire from a cigarette, got so stoned I walked into class forgetting I had a joint tucked in my ear, stole the janitor's keys, spray-painted various lockers with pictures of penises, got into more fights than I could ever recall, got busted banging a teacher's daughter, sneaked into the kitchen and chowed down, turned the coke machine upside down, swapped educational tapes with pornos in health class and set up a hidden camera in the girl's locker room.

There's probably more but was too stoned to remember.

[Red Dragon]

What a facinanting life you've led. :rolleyes:

Well lets see since I just started highschool the only really big thing I did was blow up my teachers mailbox. And then I slashed their tires with a peice of the mailbox. And throughout the years I promise to commit more random acts of vandalism.

[BoogyMan]

My friends and I put a Volkswagen in the main office waiting area of the high school the night before graduation.

Seemed like a good idea at the time. LOL

Now, not so much.

[ECW]

I caught a book on fire in the library, got caught fucking in the bathroom, stole the teacher's grade book towards the end of the semester so everyone would be forced to receive a passing grade, passed out 300 copies of a picture of this drunk chick at a party that got naked, accidentally caught part of the football field on fire from a cigarette, got so stoned I walked into class forgetting I had a joint tucked in my ear, stole the janitor's keys, spray-painted various lockers with pictures of penises, got into more fights than I could ever recall, got busted banging a teacher's daughter, sneaked into the kitchen and chowed down, turned the coke machine upside down, swapped educational tapes with pornos in health class and set up a hidden camera in the girl's locker room.

There's probably more but was too stoned to remember.


If true, it explains a lot.

[Labrocca]

Lots of things but I guess the stupidest was that I was a knife dealer for over a year...did it right out my locker and made a pretty penny. I also used to let others cheat off me for money.

[Nitrus]

I broke into my high school and set the alarm off unintentionally.

Also managed to copy the schools master key so we had access everywhere..

[Stoner]

I broke into my high school and set the alarm off unintentionally.



Oh I bet the look on your face when you heard the fire alarm bell go off was priceless.

[Guitarmitch]

I drank a bottle of Vodka with some teamates before baseball practice one time. We had a half day and time to kill. We got so hammered we could barely stand. We got some redman chew to try to hide the smell. I swallowed some and started puking in the locker room. I passed out in a stall and a janitor woke me up around 6 pm.

My coach never said a word.

[Professor]

We took water bottles and thrust our pens through the cap to make a hole. Then in the hallway we would squirt each other.

In the theatre's green room, it was half a story up, we would jump out the window.

In health class we had to have egg babies, a hallowed out egg shell to take care of for a week. It was supposed to make us see how hard parenting was. We dropped them down the stairs and tried to break them when it was over.

Our choir director would be hung over, so we would purposly sing really high notes, or have questions about the high notes.

I didn't do so much stupid stuff in highschool as I did in college.