* The Hair *

[CheesyMuslim]

Sorry bout that,

1. But I think its time I attach a label and new nicknames to all the Presidential Candidates.
2. And just to kick it off I want to begin with last years Vice President Candidate, John *The Hair* Edwards.
3. All the time in the last election all we heard about John Edwards was how great his hair was.
4. That's all I really know about the man.
5. So I knight John*The Hair* Edwards, and bestow upon him his new nickname, * The Hair*.

Regards,
SirJamesofTexas

[Labrocca]

Oddly it was the hare that was first out of the gate...and it was the slow tortoise that one that race...so who is the tortoise?