Dems On The Edge

[Viper2]

Clinton's Pigs

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''

The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir.'''

[CheesyMuslim]

Sorry bout that,

1. Sweet, he did well. Hehehehehehehehehehehe,......
2. Maybe he got the better deal,.......

Regards,
SirJamesofTexas

[alias]

Hillary was dying in the hospital so Bill came to see her.Â*Â*She asked him to lean down and she whispered in his ear, "I'm dying, would you give me what I always wanted"?Â*Â*Bill says "why sure".Â*Â*He then rolled her over and had anal sex with her.

The next day, she is sitting up in bed with a big smile and as healthy as anyone.Â*Â*Bill immediately began bawling like a newborn calf.

Hillary says, "What's the matter Billy?Â*Â*You saved my life".

Bill says, "I know.Â*Â*I was just thinking......I could have saved my uncle"!

[BoogyMan]

The power of makeup!

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[alias]

The next president of the United States
http://www.drbukk.com/images9/hclinton.jpg

[Viper2]

Holly Moley looks like I started something here :D:D:D:D:D:D

To continue:

Clinton and the Genie

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope...Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...What'll it be?"

Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for bringing peace to the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Jennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, "Jeez, Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't like my wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think she's mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That's what I want."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme see that map again."

[Viper2]

The next president of the United States
http://www.drbukk.com/images9/hclinton.jpg



And ECW calls President Bush chimpy - where's the eye doctor :rolleyes:

[underdawg]

He he that is so funny, especially that last picture!

[Viper2]

"They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's nothing. He once raised $500 million with two words: 'I do.'"
—Jay Leno

[Labrocca]

Clinton's Pigs

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''

The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir.'''


Dude that was hilarious.

[Viper2]

Clinton's Pigs

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''

The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir.'''


Dude that was hilarious.


Why thank you kind sir - when I first read it I couldn't stop laughing for 3 minutes.

[Viper2]

Making People Happy:

Bill, Hillary Clinton and John Kerry are flying on Kerry’s wife’s private jet.

Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.�

Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.�

Kerry says, “Of course then, I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.�

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, � Such big shots back there … I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy.�

[Viper2]

"John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are! Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts."

--David Letterman

[BoogyMan]

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[Professor]

Clinton's Pigs

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''

The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir.'''


OMG!!:D