Liberal jokes

[Stoner]

Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
Answer - A competent liberal President.

Question - Why do the male members of the Kennedy family cry while having sex?
Answer - Mace.

Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.

Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat crap, and they are protected by the government.

[Nemo]

The difference between a liberal and a conservative is that a liberal is one who is too liberal for his own good, while a conservative is one who is only liberal for his own good.

[Nitrus]

Lol, These are pretty funny. Although I dont like to be associated as a Liberal. Im a British Conservative through and through. :D

[BoogyMan]

Question:Â*Â*What is the difference between John Kerry on a Harley, and a Hoover vacuum?

Answer:Â*Â*The position of the dirtbag.

[Professor]

Question:Â*Â*What is the difference between John Kerry on a Harley, and a Hoover vacuum?

Answer:Â*Â*The position of the dirtbag.


Ouch!

Even though I am a liberal I can appriate the sense of humor.

[Nitrus]

Its nice to know some people on this site CAN take a joke.