Not a Sandwich

[Waffletush]

But Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Locke cited Webster's Dictionary as well as testimony from a chef and a former high-ranking federal agriculture official in ruling that Qdoba's burritos and other offerings are not sandwiches.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,228736,00.html

It sure is refreshing to see we are back to focusing on the important things in our country. Forget terrorism, forget the economy, Brittnay is divorcing and burritos are not sandwiches!

I love this country.

[Labrocca]

I just can't believe this had to go to the supreme court. Where are peoples sense?

[Buck Laser]

I just can't believe this had to go to the supreme court. Where are peoples sense?


Is a superior court a supreme court? We've never had "superior courts" anywhere I've lived (TX, AR, IL). I just figured it was like a court of appeals.

[Labrocca]

Oh I misread...it is a state level judge in Massachusetts.

[wonder cow]

It sure is refreshing to see we are back to focusing on the important things in our country. Forget terrorism, forget the economy, Brittnay is divorcing and burritos are not sandwiches!

:)

I for one feel much better about life now that the important legal distinction of what is and is not a sandwich has finally been settled.

I will sleep easy tonight.

[cs0564]

Now that we are past this can we finally decide whether or not a fig newton is a cookie or not? I am leaning that it isn't! :)

[Professor]

Now that we are past this can we finally decide whether or not a fig newton is a cookie or not?Â*Â*I am leaning that it isn't!Â*Â*:)


OUTRAGE! It is a cookie, it's sold with the cookies. I'd better go cool off before I start in on the personal attacks.

[Newscaster]

I am sponsoring a law that is designed to be taken to the United States Supreme Court. I want a law that bans Italian restaurants from serving Spaghetti. Spaghetti is NOT Italian. Pasta was invented by the Chinese. How dare the Italians pour tomato sauce on spaghetti and call it Napalitano or Sicilian or even Tuscan.
This must be stopped now. And what about the Belgian Waffle? Thats French.
Or Chinese Chicken Salad? And French Fries? Nobody know what the hell they are.
And Russian Dressing does not come from Moscow. We cannot allow gastronomic anarchy to continue. And how about the Spanish Fly? Oh wait, thats not actually a food.
And the famous Eskimo Pie.......no Eskimo has ever made one.
We need an activist court to straighten things out. And lets not forget Swedish Meatballs from Minnesota. By golly, if a meatball claims to be from Sweden, it damn well better have a Swedish postmark on it. And Bermuda Shorts? They come from Taiwan.
So there Chess......put that in your Cuban Cigar and smoke it.

[Stoner]

Then what the fuck are Hot Pockets?!?!?!

By the way, Hot Pockets are great stoner food :P