What Do You Do For A Living?

[Stoner]

What do you do to put meat on the table?

[azzig]

why don't you go first???:lmao:

[Buck Laser]

Yeah, I'd like to know what Stoner does, too.

[azzig]

well he started it, the big self alleged druggie...he ought to go first.

[mj278]

I'll go...I am an RN in the ER. I work at 2 hospitals...one in the city...the other just on the outskirts of the city. I am also SANE certified.

[Pookie]

I am in corporate Loss Prevention.
Purrs,
Pookie

[Stoner]

I'll go...I am an RN in the ER. I work at 2 hospitals...one in the city...the other just on the outskirts of the city. I am also SANE certified.

Hard worker you are.

[azzig]

Yeah, I'd like to know what Stoner does, too.
he's not going to tell us. it's just another one of his games.:madlaugh::lmao:

[Saigio]

I work at a KFC/Taco Bell while I take courses so that I can become an English Teacher.

[Stoner]

I work at a KFC/Taco Bell while I take courses so that I can become an English Teacher.

What grade are you looking to teach?

[Trish]

I'm a field interviewer for a research company.

[Buck Laser]

Until Stoner is able to tell us what he does, I have nothing to say.

[lily]

I know what stoner does........how much is it worth? We had one of these threads befroe......oddly on some days I can't even remember my name.....but I remember what Stoner does for a living. Taking bids.

[Stoner]

but I remember what Stoner does for a living. Taking bids.

Don't take anything less than a deep, foot massage.

I was going to say but now that I know it irks Buck I'm going to keep him in the dark.

[azzig]

i'm retired anyway. ha ha ha ha ha. I don't gotta work anymore, no how.:lmao::madlaugh::thumbsup:

[NortheastCynic]

I currently work [unpaid] at the Massachusetts State House, still looking for a paying job.

-NC

[Stoner]

I currently work [unpaid] at the Massachusetts State House, still looking for a paying job.

-NC

What kind of work do you like to do?

[NortheastCynic]

Well, going into this co-op I was hoping for work at a law firm, but they all required some degree of office experience. So that's what I'm shooting for next summer.

-NC

[Stoner]

Well, going into this co-op I was hoping for work at a law firm, but they all required some degree of office experience. So that's what I'm shooting for next summer.

-NC

Are you going to law school?

[NortheastCynic]

That's the plan, but I don't graduate undergrad until 2011.

-NC

[Stoner]

Great! If I ever get pulled over with 10 pounds of NYC Diesel in my trunk I'll give you a call.

Just don't be one of those ambulance-chasers that channels dead babies' voices in the courtroom. I'll be forced to bust the door down and slap you around until you see reason.

[NortheastCynic]

Great! If I ever get pulled over with 10 pounds of NYC Diesel in my trunk I'll give you a call.Just let me know, I'm sure the search/seizure will be illegal.

Just don't be one of those ambulance-chasers that channels dead babies' voices in the courtroom. I'll be forced to bust the door down and slap you around until you see reason.If I became on of those my dad would have killed me before you get the chance :lmao:.

-NC

[Muser]

Computer geek since the days of MFM drives and DOS 3.3 (aka 1987). I can proudly say I was on the Internet before it became the Internet. Doom was how I...errr...stress-tested the network. Hardware, software, networking, webstuffs. Obtained CCNA via self-study but it's recently expired - same for Network+. Aside from scripting, I don't do programming (I like having a life).

lily - I offer one red paperclip (http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/)in exchange for Stoner's employment info.

[4Reaganomics]

Economics student, intern at a major investment bank

[mj278]

Hard worker you are.

I do work alot sometimes, more so in the winter. Sometimes it is a bit overwhelming, and I put up with a lot of bullshit...But hey...I still love it. I cannot imagine doing anything else.

[Stoner]

I do work alot sometimes, more so in the winter. Sometimes it is a bit overwhelming, and I put up with a lot of bullshit...But hey...I still love it. I cannot imagine doing anything else.

Working a job you love is all you can ask for in life.

Nurses bust their ass. One of my smoking buddies is a nurse.

[Trish]

That's the plan, but I don't graduate undergrad until 2011.

-NC

In the meantime take some advice - practice on those logic puzzles contained in the LSAT. They're a BITCH! Even when you can do the blasted things, doing them in the small amount of time allotted is a frigging NIGHTMARE! The rest of the LSAT is a breeze in comparison! Take some prepatory courses that focus on those logic puzzles. You won't be sorry you did on test day.

[Professor]

I know what stoner does........how much is it worth? We had one of these threads befroe......oddly on some days I can't even remember my name.....but I remember what Stoner does for a living. Taking bids.

I do too. I'll talk, but I'm expensive.

Right now I am a caregiver. I plan on going back to medical school.

[Buck Laser]

I know what stoner does........how much is it worth? We had one of these threads befroe......oddly on some days I can't even remember my name.....but I remember what Stoner does for a living. Taking bids.
What I guess I want to know is whether he has a legitimate job, or if he's being reticent because he's a bit ashamed of what he does. Really. He's suddenly being "buddy-buddy" with everyone, and it's a bit like when an attorney says "I'm just an old country lawyer," you know it's time to keep a tight hold on your wallet. :evil:

[Stoner]

I doI plan on going back to medical school.

How far along did you get?

[Sirk]

Community Manager of Crowdgather (dur)
Sales for Made2Own which I actually have time
Unmarried Mommy Homeschooling 2 kids

Is that enough? so sleepy

[AnnEsthesia]

Shit! Whoever is doping Sirk to make her more pliable, ease off on the ... erm... I mean ... carry on.

[jafar00]

Regional Manager of North Africa and Middle East for a Foreign Exchange Broker. I also trade for myself :)

[AnnEsthesia]

I work at a non-profit.

[Comrade]

I am a gardener...and I have learned that you should never jack off a cacutus because you may hurt its feelings. And possibly your hand.

I'm a professional School Boi.

[Stoner]

I have learned that you should never jack off a cacutus because you may hurt its feelings. And possibly your hand.


You're a sick fuck. I love you, man. Remind me of myself when I was your age.

What state do you live in?

[Waffletush]

I help keep war-fighters alive by assisting in the delivery of copious amount of energy to a precise location.

[Comrade]

You're a sick fuck. I love you, man. Remind me of myself when I was your age.

What state do you live in?

Haha cheers!

England - the founding member of the UK :P. Or the 51st state and you may know it. :madlaugh:

[Professor]

How far along did you get?

Not at all. I already have my AA but then I stalled out trying to figure out where I wanted to go. I thought about journalism, political science, education, law, theatre, culinary arts and a lot of others.

I settled on nursing when I took my current job as a caregiver for an elderly couple. I am not going back to medical school, I am going back to start medical school. As to when, I don't know. I was thinking in January, but I'm not sure. Maybe next fall. It depends on my little sister and when is best for her, and when they would be offering the classes I need.

[Stoner]

the 51st state and you may know it.

That would be Canada.

[Comrade]

That would be Canada.

52nd. Whatever. Or is that Saudi-iraelia?

[sam]

I am a property analyst for a small property mgmt/ housing development company.
Needless to say, the housing development division is hurting big time.

Lately, I feel like I spend most of my days trying to figure out how to rob Peter to pay Paul until Peter gets wise.

[lily]

lily - I offer one red paperclip (http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/)in exchange for Stoner's employment info.

Well.......I don't think you're going to make out as good as that couple.......for your one red paperclip I'll give you a hint.....it's something you'd never expect.

[ilikegw]

I'm an overworked, underpaid mom with a part time job outside of the home where I am also overworked and underpaid.

[Comrade]

But I bet you do a fantastic job of it none the less!

[ilikegw]

I try. The last little guy starts kindergarten next week.... My house will be tidy from 8 - 4!! WOOOHOOO!!!

[Comrade]

He will double his mess making efforts when hes home to make up for lost time, don't you worry!

[ilikegw]

I'm hoping he's beat and takes a nap.... at least it might stay tidy until 5 or so.... Fingers crossed!!

[Comrade]

Think of it like this: mess is a different type of order.

Got my mum through my todler days...

[ilikegw]

I have three boys, a hubby and two cats... now if I could get them all out of the house at once my house would be glistening!

[Comrade]

Its ok, I'd make sure that just as soon as it is glistening hurricane Comrade would role on in and make a mess. Keeps life interesting ya'see.

[Truth_and_Power]

Computer geek since the days of MFM drives and DOS 3.3 (aka 1987). I can proudly say I was on the Internet before it became the Internet. Doom was how I...errr...stress-tested the network. Hardware, software, networking, webstuffs. Obtained CCNA via self-study but it's recently expired - same for Network+. Aside from scripting, I don't do programming (I like having a life).

lily - I offer one red paperclip (http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/)in exchange for Stoner's employment info.

Word up to a fellow geek who knows what BBS and Gopher mean. I was running around undernet flooding admins as a young lad and running from the FBI with colorado tape backups as an even younger one. Now I'm a professional programmer.. for the light side of the force. Shout out to all the other retired EagleSoft/NatoSoft crew.

NC - All you need to work in an office is to know how to answer the phones, answer e-mail, and use ms-excel. On the latter I can help you, on the other three.. i'm still learning.

[Truth_and_Power]

I am a property analyst for a small property mgmt/ housing development company.
Needless to say, the housing development division is hurting big time.

Lately, I feel like I spend most of my days trying to figure out how to rob Peter to pay Paul until Peter gets wise.

Ouch. Say hello to Ken Lay for me if you see him (and i hope not!)

[Truth_and_Power]

Regional Manager of North Africa and Middle East for a Foreign Exchange Broker. I also trade for myself :)

Just shorting the dollar on the right days, eh? *cough* 9/11 *cough*

[ilikegw]

Its ok, I'd make sure that just as soon as it is glistening hurricane Comrade would role on in and make a mess. Keeps life interesting ya'see.

My kids are more of the tornado persuasion with a little bit of golf ball sized hail thrown in for good measure.

[Comrade]

Well thats a good method of mess too!

[Blueneck]

Retail clerk. in my spare time I make and sell stuff like this:

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Cindyville_photo/DSCF0082-1.jpg



http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Cindyville_photo/DSCF0073-1.jpg

And this:

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Cindyville_photo/thPatroticRooster-1.jpg

[Pookie]

Hubby works where I do, in Receiving (not Loss Prevention) on second shift, and daughter Jenn is an RN. She was going for PA before the wreck.
She plans to resume her studies and all when she gets out of rehab. Her docs think she will be back to herself inside of 2 years, maybe even a year. YAY!!
Purrs,
Pookie

[Muser]

Well.......I don't think you're going to make out as good as that couple.......for your one red paperclip I'll give you a hint.....it's something you'd never expect.

Oh dear ghod - he's a preacher?!?!? :lmao:

[AnnEsthesia]

I think I remember what he does, but I would probably get points if I post it.

[nevadamedic]

I do Loss Prevention for a major retail chain out here. I have 12 stores under me. Great job, great pay and you get to handcuff people.

[ECW]

I see he still hasn't come back to his own thread and told us what he does. Maybe he's ashamed...

[Stoner]

I see he still hasn't come back to his own thread and told us what he does. Maybe he's ashamed...

Maybe. You never know.

[ECW]

In fact I DO know because I remember the thread where you bragged about it. I remember a number of other threads where you bragged about a host of other things. I would bring them up here but I frankly don't give a rat's ass what you do. Just seeing if you were going to be forthcoming as the other people who answered your question.

I guess not.

[I Like Beer]

That would be Canada.

In your dreams. :)

[bobbylien]

Project manager and estimator for a fairly large metal fabrication company.

[nevadamedic]

In your dreams. :)

Im confused...........

[I Like Beer]

Im confused...........

Why? Stoner said that Canada was the 51st state. As a Canadian who lives in an absolutely terrific country, I said, 'in your dreams'. As in, "only in your dreams would Canadians accept being part of the US".

'Course, if Stoner lived here, he wouldn't have to worry about being labeled a criminal to do his favourite activity. Canada's a very liberal country and we believe in individual rights, so we don't prosecute folks for smoking up.

[jafar00]

Computer geek since the days of MFM drives and DOS 3.3 (aka 1987). I can proudly say I was on the Internet before it became the Internet. Doom was how I...errr...stress-tested the network. Hardware, software, networking, webstuffs. Obtained CCNA via self-study but it's recently expired - same for Network+. Aside from scripting, I don't do programming (I like having a life).

I logged on in 1994 and never managed to work out how to log off. :D The state of the "net" in those days is how I managed to become so much of a Linux geek. I had a console account with my provider which I later discovered was a Unix box. Ah I remember fondly pine, tin, lynx, and playing text MUDs until the early hours.
As for programming, I did learn some 6502 and Z80 machine code back in the day, but 16 bit CPUs did my head in a bit when they came out. C++ etc don't do it for me like machine did.

Think of it like this: mess is a different type of order.

Got my mum through my todler days...

Such wisdom! Now, if I can only convince the wife. I always lose things and my excuse is that it must have been "cleaned up" from my organised chaos :D

Just shorting the dollar on the right days, eh? *cough* 9/11 *cough*

I was trading Gold back then. Even though 9/11 was a major event, it didn't cause much more than a blip in the currency markets anyway.
Stocks were a different matter. Shall we talk about the *cough* record put option volume on American Airlines just before? *cough*

I do Loss Prevention for a major retail chain out here. I have 12 stores under me. Great job, great pay and you get to handcuff people.

I remember when they used to call you guys Store Detectives, or is Loss Prevention Officer more macho? :D

[KSTornado]

I am a Purchasing Agent/Safety Director for a Manufacturing company in Kansas.