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michaelr
08-24-2008, 05:47 PM
The White House and U.S. National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) are urging Americans to return to the stone age for their own safety.

Here............. (http://georgewashington2.blogspot.com/2008/08/government-urges-return-to-stone-age.html)

So gee where do I start, I dunno, I have used an oven all of my entire life, who knew that I was risking death. I am braver than I thought.

"After discovering that 'thermal expansion' of steel from a low-temperature fire led to the collapse of World Trade Center building 7," said NIST spokesperson Noh Wei, "we started realizing that other metal objects might also be at risk".

There people are nuts!!

White House spokesman Phil Johnson agreed, saying

"Once you understand this principle of thermal expansion, you start to realize that even household showerheads and faucets are dangerous. The hot water flowing through them could wreak havoc. The President is committed to leading the way back to a safer time, and a return to proven, traditional materials - which may not be flashy like metal - but remain rock-solid even when warm."

This falls into the whatthefuckaretheytalkingabout department. Our world is becoming an insane place to live.

jafar00
08-24-2008, 06:15 PM
It would be funny if these so called govt investigations into 9/11 weren't serious when trying to rewrite the laws of physics all the time.

michaelr
08-24-2008, 06:29 PM
It would be funny if these so called govt investigations into 9/11 weren't serious when trying to rewrite the laws of physics all the time.

They have gone absolutely nuts, or think we have. This is just more evidence that their WTC7 NIST report should not be taken seriously.

Osborn F. Enready
08-24-2008, 06:59 PM
You mean you guys don't want to join the emotional "patriotism parade" of the "official story crowd" and reject any thing but the official story?

Its a sad state when we buy "support the troop" stickers made in China to support the troops, or have to reject science so that our narrow view of reality fits into our patriotic viewpoints.

Elect another Republican or Democrat.... we will keep getting more of the same.

michaelr
08-24-2008, 07:11 PM
You mean you guys don't want to join the emotional "patriotism parade" of the "official story crowd" and reject any thing but the official story?

Its a sad state when we buy "support the troop" stickers made in China to support the troops, or have to reject science so that our narrow view of reality fits into our patriotic viewpoints.

Elect another Republican or Democrat.... we will keep getting more of the same.

I was trying to respond to this post a minute ago but my computer got warm and experienced some sort of thermal expansion, them my house collapsed. In the excitement I forgot what I was going to say, bummer.

Osborn F. Enready
08-24-2008, 07:20 PM
Sorry to hear that Michael, perhaps we should contact Disney/Pixar to provide some animation for proof before we believe you? After all, animation is proof....

michaelr
08-24-2008, 07:26 PM
Sorry to hear that Michael, perhaps we should contact Disney/Pixar to provide some animation for proof before we believe you? After all, animation is proof....

I am on it, I just bought a box of crayons and have NIST on the phone.

Osborn F. Enready
08-24-2008, 07:28 PM
Good job Michael..... ;)

ECW
08-26-2008, 07:18 AM
I'm not going to use my dryer anymore. I'm only going to hang my wash from a clothesline line my granny used to do. If the Homeowners Association complains, I'll just shoot them the link from your article, Mike.

Milton Bradley
08-26-2008, 08:40 PM
I'm not going to use my dryer anymore. I'm only going to hang my wash from a clothesline line my granny used to do. If the Homeowners Association complains, I'll just shoot them the link from your article, Mike.


What if it's raining on wash day?