Madonna is an Alien

[Stoner]

Actually, no. Just an old, skanky whore now. Time is kicking her ass. Don't look if you've eaten recently.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20080823/capt.cps.njn35.230808232231.photo00.photo.default-279x512.jpg?x=188&y=345&q=85&sig=F2dNBFjDHa4v3n_DZdemZw--

[Tarja Turunen]

It's about time she started covering up her genitals.

[Stoner]

It's about time she started covering up her genitals.

Pretty soon she'll be able to fill out those hollow cones she used to wear on her breasts.

She needs to start wearing trench coats. Ugh.

[Tarja Turunen]

It's her muscles that turn me off most, it's good that she works out and all but I think she's taken it way too far...she forgets she's not in her 20's anymore.

[Alonzo]

Think of all the 50 year old women you know and how many are more attractive than madonna.

[aaronssongs]

Think of all the 50 year old women you know and how many are more attractive than madonna.

Haters. That's all they are. The woman has been in the biz, and at the top, for the last 23 years. Her concerts gross more than most others. She constantly reinvents herself, and has more money than a little bit. I'm sure what she'd tell the haters cannot be repeated on this board, as ears would surely bleed from the vitriol. And her "Confessions" concert, was the absolute best concert video I have ever seen....you'd think that she was all of 25.

[aaronssongs]

It's her muscles that turn me off most, it's good that she works out and all but I think she's taken it way too far...she forgets she's not in her 20's anymore.

Well, neither are you...and I doubt you're in as good shape as she is. Right?

[Comrade]

...and this is meant to be new knews?!

Seriously though, you're 50, Madge, please cover up the fairy cave.

[aaronssongs]

I heard she put John McCain in her new show in the Netherlands...read his ass, butt good, I heard.

[preservanation]

http://weeklyecho.com/blog/media/1/20061011-madonna_singing.jpg

Looks like a transsexual crack-whore with new teeth.

Is that an adam's apple I see?

[aaronssongs]

http://weeklyecho.com/blog/media/1/20061011-madonna_singing.jpg

Looks like a transsexual crack-whore with new teeth.

Is that an adam's apple I see?

Jealousy. And hate...what your side does best. It's why she is still relevant after 23 years. The top grossing female concert tour.

[preservanation]

http://www.slashphone.com/media/data/800/madonna_candy.jpg http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/madonna_l.jpg

Hope you've had your shots.

[Stoner]

Looks like a transsexual crack-whore with new teeth.

Is that an adam's apple I see?

Tranny crackwhores everywhere are going to read Pres' comments, sit up in their chair, snap their fingers and say, "Oh no he didn't go insult us like that!"

Watch your back tomorrow, Pres. Watch other body parts as well.

[Stoner]

The top grossing female concert tour.

Well there are a lot of gay people in the world. Who else are they going to go see?

[preservanation]

The top grossing female concert tour.Got that right.

http://www.fresh99.com/images/madonna/madonna-kissing-christina-a.jpg

[AnnEsthesia]

Ya'll are pigs.

[preservanation]

http://www.fresh99.com/images/madonna/madonna_koncert_09.jpg

[Stoner]

Got that right.

Come on, bro. This one was better.

http://collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/madonna_britney_spears_kiss.jpg

[preservanation]

any port in the storm...

[aaronssongs]

[quote=preservanation;249556]Got that right.

Oh, no bro. I'm swingin', hard and heavy. You can call me daddy, tho', anytime.
I got your back. LOL.

[aaronssongs]

Well there are a lot of gay people in the world. Who else are they going to go see?

Uh, gay people aren't limited. They have diverse tastes.
I, for one, like all kinds of music, classical, world, jazz...anything but "metal". Some things are not music.

[Stoner]

Uh, gay people aren't limited. They have diverse tastes.


You're right. I forgot about the Village People.

My bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6RrsScaYik

[aaronssongs]

You're right. I forgot about the Village People.

My bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6RrsScaYik

Village People...that's so dated. Disco is not hip...but when you are clueless about music, of which "metal" is not, then what could anyone expect?
Get a life.

[Wndrtch]

Haters. That's all they are. The woman has been in the biz, and at the top, for the last 23 years. Her concerts gross more than most others. She constantly reinvents herself, and has more money than a little bit. I'm sure what she'd tell the haters cannot be repeated on this board, as ears would surely bleed from the vitriol. And her "Confessions" concert, was the absolute best concert video I have ever seen....you'd think that she was all of 25.

I think Hell just froze over!

I agree with you on this one (without the "haters" part. I mean, really can't a guy use sarcasm without being labled a "hater"?).

Madonna's success is a shining testimoney to her drive, ambition, and intellegence. She has always called her own shots, and has maintain a very successful career in a "fly-by-night" industry. Few can say they have acomplished what she has. I'll give the Devil her due, she's earned it rightfully so.

And I don't care how old she is, I wouldn't throw her out of bed, unless she asked for the floor (which is a possibility :evil:).