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John McCain Is So Old... that he was once governor of Atlantis.
Buck Laser
08-23-2008, 12:40 AM
John McCain is so old that Icarus taught him to fly.
AnnEsthesia
08-23-2008, 01:37 AM
John McCain is so old, he and Lily went to Prom together!
(Do I get extra points for the double slam?)
tecoyah
08-23-2008, 02:08 AM
John McCain is so old, His DNA predates the onset of Mammals
OK...that sucked
John McCain is so old, Cindy bought a Lapso Opso for sexual reference.
AnnEsthesia
08-23-2008, 02:14 AM
John McCain is so old that he has a handler who's job it is to remind him to shake with his left hand, pour his milk on his cereal and how to open doors.
John McCain is so old he gave dirt it's name.
AnnEsthesia
08-23-2008, 02:37 AM
Lily? Granny? Um... that was you.
Lily? Granny? Um... that was you.
Ok.....John McCain is so old he told that to me!
John McCain is so old that he was there when they invented the wheel.
Alonzo
08-23-2008, 06:20 AM
John McCain is so old that "ugg!" was his first word.
John McCain Is So old that he saw the first bird fly.
ViolaLee
08-23-2008, 07:21 AM
John McCain is so old he remembers the days before TV!!
(you don't even have to exaggerate in this game, you can state the truth and it's pretty amazing, he is actually SO old)
micfranklin
08-23-2008, 11:42 PM
John McCain is so old that his birth certificate is in Roman Numerals.
John McCain is so old that he gave Adam his rib.
PostmodernProphet
08-24-2008, 02:26 AM
John McCain is so old, that he makes Obama look like a beginner.....oh wait, sorry....these were supposed to be funny......
micfranklin
08-24-2008, 03:04 AM
John McCan is so old when God said "let there be light" McCain hit the switch.
AnnEsthesia
08-24-2008, 03:13 AM
McCain is so old that he is on his 300th wife. Too bad he keeps losing money on the trade in deals. :(
Buck Laser
08-24-2008, 03:27 AM
John McCain is so old that he was there when they invented the wheel.
Not only was he there, but he told people it was just a passing fad.
AnnEsthesia
08-24-2008, 03:31 AM
Not only was he there, but he told people it was just a passing fad.
And when it turned out not to be, he had his staff say he was just joking.
John McCain is so old that Methuselah is jealous.
tecoyah
08-24-2008, 04:13 PM
John McCain is so old that even if he wins in November...Natural Causes might take him by January.
.....oh wait, sorry....these were supposed to be funny......
AnnEsthesia
08-24-2008, 04:35 PM
McCain is so old, he is featured in the bible, along with his brother McAbel.
GhostintheMachine
08-24-2008, 11:24 PM
John McCain is so old he violated the constitution he helped sign. Oh wait, not funny?
McCain is so old that even vampires say he is old.
AnnEsthesia
08-24-2008, 11:47 PM
John McCain is so old, he was there when they found fire.
John McCain is so old even his baby pictures have him with white hair.
tecoyah
08-25-2008, 01:40 AM
John McCain is so old he was confused about Iraq policy...and kept referring to his old vacation spot in Mesopotamia.
John McCain is so old that when he was in school there was no history class.
AnnEsthesia
08-25-2008, 02:25 AM
John McCain is so old, he babysat Adam.
John McCain is so old he could tell us all about evolution.
AnnEsthesia
08-25-2008, 03:29 AM
McCain is so old, the Flintstones was based upon his first marriage.
AnnEsthesia
08-25-2008, 03:29 AM
McCain is so old, the Flintstones was based upon his first marriage.
Buck Laser
08-25-2008, 04:02 AM
McCain is so old that his Social Security Number is 1.
BoogyMan
08-25-2008, 04:08 AM
McCain is so old he knew Buck as a child. :D
boogy ducks......
Buck Laser
08-25-2008, 04:44 AM
McCain is so old he knew Buck as a child. :D
boogy ducks......
John McCain is so young Buck was able to whup his ass when he was a kid!:evil:
McCain is so old when the Big Bang happened he said, "OMG did you hear that?"
AnnEsthesia
08-25-2008, 12:18 PM
McCain is so old when the Big Bang happened he said, "OMG did you hear that?"
ROFL!
John McCain is so old, he has a sabertooth tiger head stuffed on his wall.
John McCain is so old he was a busboy at the Last Supper.
McCain is so old he showed Moses the
Red Sea trick.
preservanation
08-26-2008, 01:53 AM
McCain's so old...he farts dust.
Buck Laser
08-26-2008, 02:14 AM
McCain is so old he showed Moses the
Red Sea trick.
That's not true. Moses learned THAT from Universal Studios. I was there when they showed him.
AnnEsthesia
08-26-2008, 02:16 AM
Buck is so old, he came up with the idea of using horses to go hunt buffalo.
preservanation
08-26-2008, 02:29 AM
HA HA.
That's so funny that the first time he heard it, McCain fell off his dinosaur and broke his club.
John McCain is so old that Steven Spielberg hired him as a consultant on Jurassic Park.
John McCain is so old they have found cave drawings of him.
McCain is so old, he sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
McCain is so old his first words were in Proto-Indo-European.
John McCainis so old, he got picked up for arson for starting Moses' burning bush on fire.
John McCain is so old he didn't play duck, duck goose when he was a kid, he played Archaeopteryx, Archaeopteryx, Deinonychus.
John McCain is so old that his grandkids have to show him how to work a computer...........oh wait.........
John McCain is so old he remembers when Hawaii was just a pile of molten lava.
John McCain is so old he first went to Alaska when there was still a land bridge to Russia.
PostmodernProphet
09-28-2008, 10:32 AM
John McCain is so old that he remembers when Franklin Roosevelt was president.....
preservanation
09-28-2008, 12:30 PM
John McCain is so old that he remembers when Franklin Roosevelt was president.....
A+, PMP!
John McCain is so old that he remembers BEFORE there were Blackberries that he later invented.
McCain is so old he remembers wallstreet when it was just a dirt road
AnnEsthesia
09-29-2008, 01:48 AM
John McCain is so old, he occasionally slips into ye olde english.
Buck Laser
09-29-2008, 04:22 AM
John McC is so old that that white stuff on his head is fungus from the broccoli in his fridge. His wife pastes it on each morning.
John McCain is so old that he helped the Romans invent their numerals.
AnnEsthesia
09-29-2008, 12:18 PM
John McCain is so old, he tried to warn Eve about eating some fruit...
preservanation
09-29-2008, 12:58 PM
McCain is so old that he thinks a byte is what Adam took out of the apple.
John McCain is so old that when his office AOL account says, "you have mail" he sends a page down to the Senate Post Office to pick it up.
bla bla
10-06-2008, 09:43 AM
John McCain is so old every time he sees an Obama "CHANGE" banner he
reaches down to check his adult diaper.
preservanation
10-06-2008, 12:12 PM
That's not funny!
Heee, heee...
Professor
10-06-2008, 02:23 PM
John McCain is so old he wrote the Rosetta Stone.
Buck Laser
10-06-2008, 09:53 PM
John McCain is so old he had a dinosaur for a pet.
John McCain is so old...he makes me look young
potter
10-06-2008, 11:03 PM
John McCain is so old...he makes me look young
Damn girl...you win! :worship:
conservative
10-06-2008, 11:26 PM
John McCain is so old he remembers when Joe Biden entered the senate! :madlaugh:
aaronssongs
10-06-2008, 11:41 PM
John McCain is older than dirt.
preservanation
10-07-2008, 02:51 AM
McCain is so old he actually knows that Ayres is a domestic terrorist.
He's so old that he remembers that the JFK tax cuts fueled our economy.
He's so old that he actually has respect and appreciation for our Military.
He's so old that he remembers how socialism is responsible for slaughtering millions of people and keeping the rest in abject oppression, poverty and misery.
John McCain is so old that he remembers when conservatives had a sense of humor instead of a sense of smarmy sarcasm.
Professor
10-14-2008, 02:09 AM
John McCain is so old he remembers when the minutemen weren't fighting immigrants.
Saigio
10-14-2008, 02:31 AM
McCain is so old, he remembers when Americans really were the terrorists.
McCain is so old, he was the first thing that crawled out of the oceans.
McCain is so old, he forgets more then he's ever known.
McCain is so old, he thinks Palin is supposed to be a gift slave girl.
McCain is so old, he remembers when he would have a chance at winning.
John McCain is so old that he remembers telling Custer that the surge was working. (For you, NDNDancer)
Chosen1
10-14-2008, 09:13 AM
John McCain is so old that he remembers the first fight with the Persian empire.
John McCain is so old he remembers the first time birds developed feathers to fly with.
Professor
10-19-2008, 03:25 AM
John McCain won't release his medical records because is so old he was treated with leeches.
John McCain is so old that Methuselah used to call him "old-timer."
Professor
10-23-2008, 03:13 PM
John McCain is so old he has a chauffeur because the state took away his license.
John McCain is so old, he remembers when a dollar used to be worth 99 cents
Comrade
10-23-2008, 07:14 PM
McCain is so old he believes being old means you are right.
McCain is so old the concept of an aged, wised old man as God is based on him.
McCain is so old he planted the rainforests.
John McCain is so old he gave his first campaign speech through a megaphone.
Truth_and_Power
10-23-2008, 10:25 PM
McCain is so old he has PTSD from being expelled from the garden of eden.
McCain is so old he sheds his skin every 100 years.
McCain is so old he knows evolution is true.
McCain is so old he brings frankensense to baby showers.
Professor
10-25-2008, 06:08 PM
John McCain is so old he got seasick on Noah's Ark.
John McCain is so old he was still in short pants when Moses parted the Red Sea.
Pookie
10-26-2008, 08:17 PM
McCain is so old he holds the patent on dirt.
McCain is so old "Dinosaur trainer" is on his resume.
Purrs,
Pookie
John McCain is so old he has a collection of Lawrence Welk records at one of his houses but he can't remember which one.
John McCain is so old, he was the first court jester.
John McCain is so old he remembers all of the Roman Senators he served with.
Pookie
10-29-2008, 10:57 PM
John McCain is so old he used to be a serf.
Purrs,
Pookie
John McCain is so old he remembers when the Romans were discussing national security issues concerning the invasion of the Huns.
Pookie
10-31-2008, 07:33 PM
John McCain is so old he remembers living in a cave.
preservanation
10-31-2008, 07:43 PM
John McCain is so old, he was old when olde was new.
Truth_and_Power
10-31-2008, 09:11 PM
John McCain is so old half of social security is his.
John McCain is so old he condemned Mohammad for being a Muslim when Mohammad was still in high school.
John McCain is so old his teeth were found in a fossil.
preservanation
11-03-2008, 05:11 AM
McCain is so old, when he sneezes he blows primordial ooze into his hanky.
Pookie
11-03-2008, 05:23 AM
John McCain is so old he taught pterodactyls how to fly.
Purrs,
Pookie
Chosen1
11-03-2008, 05:52 AM
John McCain is so old that he wouldn't have the patience for childish games like this.
Professor
11-03-2008, 11:43 PM
John McCain is so old he remembers life before the 2008 election coverage!
How many of you can say that?
John McCain is so old he knew the Flintstones personally.
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