My Dream Woman

[Stoner]

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[ScareCrow]

:shock: I would love to meet her but don't tell my wife.

[Stoner]

:shock: I would love to meet her but don't tell my wife.

Man Rule # 387 - If your friend is about to cheat on his wife you are required to attempt to stop him once. If he insists let him do it and if questioned by his wife later you deny knowing anything. Nothing. Nada. In fact, you may want to pretend you've never heard of him before in your life.

[Muser]

:shock: I would love to meet her but don't tell my wife.

Did you misspell "meat"? :lmao:

[Stoner]

Did you misspell "meat"? :lmao:

I'm sure Scarecrow wants to play with the curly curtains.

[jafar00]

I was about to file the thread under adolescent fantasies, but I failed to find the appropriate section :D

[Comrade]

I've an that ex could pretty do that...not to brag or anything.

[PostmodernProphet]

uh, why would she be your dream woman?.....because you could have sex while floating in the air three feet above ground?......

[potter]

uh, why would she be your dream woman?.....because you could have sex while floating in the air three feet above ground?......


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