Who have you been banging lately?

[preservanation]

My oldlady....when she can catch me.

[tecoyah]

New blood....dating is awesome!

[william the wierd]

Considering this is a public forum is there an alternative non-suicidal answer for you?

[preservanation]

Mariel Hemingway...until I open my eyes, and clean off the ceiling.

[Comrade]

For legal reasons I will have to remain silent on this tissue...

[IndieVisible]

My oldlady....when she can catch me.

.. and when she can't, she gives me a call ;)
j/k

[Stoner]

For legal reasons I will have to remain silent on this tissue...

That translates to Rosie Red Palm and her 5 beautiful sisters. :thumbsup:

Sorry, Comrade. I can't help myself at times. I have issues, ya know?

[preservanation]

For legal reasons I will have to remain silent on this tissue...Banishing some white Russians from the head of the Kremlin?

[micfranklin]

My brother.....























He called me gay and I punched him in his face three times.

[Truth_and_Power]

lol, I know you are quoting some movie but I have no idea what.

[jafar00]

Banishing some white Russians from the head of the Kremlin?

This could get very ugly :help:

[preservanation]

Bang a Gong...Gong Li that is!

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Gong_Li_Biography.jpg

[PostmodernProphet]

a different drum......

[Stoner]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Gong Li. I would eat on that and pray for lock-jaw.

[Buck Laser]

I'm sorry, but this is the worst thread I've ever seen, from the title to the stupid remarks of some. I think it's incredibly hypocritical that a "conservative" who loves to go on about family values can define a loving relationship as "lasting 45 minutes at best," then go on to condemn whatever he considers "deviant sexual behavior" as immoral.

Sex is one of the primal drives of all life. But to cheapen it as a fuckfest tells me something that I really don't care to know about the character of some members of this forum--and at least one moderator. My comments will probably be sent into Fool's Paradise while the rest of the fools go on bragging about who they're banging. Good. Let it go, but at least have the decency to either close or delete the thread. I'll take whatever penalty the mods or the administrator care to mete out. But by God, I won't stand for this prurient cheapening of the most beautiful thing in life.

Have I said enough to piss everybody off?

[Stoner]

Have I said enough to piss everybody off?

Negative. Keep trying.

[AnnEsthesia]

*shakes head* Disgusting thread. We get it. You want to prove your 'manhood'. Couldn't you just get a big car or something?

[Comrade]

Banishing some white Russians from the head of the Kremlin?

Don't tell me you don't think those ruskie women aren't sexy...

[preservanation]

Don't tell me you don't think those ruskie women aren't sexy...
I did once...just once.
I can still feel her beard.

[AnnEsthesia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qRTu5I2loY

[Buck Laser]

Preserv, I thought you were smart enough to let this thread go. Apparently not. It's way beyond just irresponsible to keep on posting on a thread like this.

[Stoner]

Someone mentioned Russian women. Yes, they are delicious. I would play with her fish mitten for days.

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_01.jpg

[Stoner]

Who have you been banging lately?

Me and Lily have decided to let you all know we've been romantically involved. No need to worry, it's only sexual. We have a common fetish. Turns out we're the only ones on the planet who like getting it on dressed like Chewbacca and Princess Leia. She digs the wookie suit.

Here's some pics from our encounters.

Here's us at a club in Boston. Don't ask me why the inside of my mouth looks like a messed-up vagina. I think it's genetics.

http://media4.dropshots.com/photos/444916/20080223/121825.jpg

Here's me after some douchebag slapped Lily on the ass.

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-charisma-lando-chewbacca.jpg

Later we went and caught a game. Here's us throwing out the first pitch at Fenway Park. Later after the game we went and got hammered on Tequila and wookie juice.

http://www.rotorob.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chewbacca-fenway-park-baseball.jpg

We were going to have a threesome with this dude but Lily wasn't crazy about the lightsaber. Something about a rash.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/14600682_e81ae4c0e7.jpg?v=1116485608

So instead we ended up taking home these 2 freaks and we had a hot, Wookie foursome. The droid was there for videography purposes only.

http://z.about.com/d/gameshows/1/0/K/2/-/-/dondstarwars9.jpg

[lily]

Later we went and caught a game. Here's us throwing out the first pitch at Fenway Park. Later after the game we went and got hammered on Tequila and wookie juice.

http://www.rotorob.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chewbacca-fenway-park-baseball.jpg

Oh God Stoner.........why did you show that one? That dress makes me look so fat!

......and my hair....don't even get me started on my hair that day!

[preservanation]

Looks like stills from "Stoner Beuller's day off".

[Stoner]

Here's someone I'd give my right gonad for 45 minutes of alone time in her coose canal.

This is Megan Fox. You'll remember this hottie from 'Transformers.'

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e257/mudburn/meganFox.jpg

http://poderresponsabilidad.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/megan-fox-7.jpg

http://www.collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/06/megan-fox-panties.jpg

http://they.misled.us/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/megan_fox.jpg

http://www.meganfoxy.com/gallery/fhm/images/megan-fox-fhm-2.jpg

[Comrade]

Oooh Megan Fox definatly...

But Jessica Alba is still my number 1, even over Mrs Beach Vollyball.
http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/jessica_alba_2/jessica-alba-2-gm_l11.jpg

http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/jessica_alba_2/jessica-alba-2-gm_l3.jpg

[Buck Laser]

Just guessing in this, but I expect Stoner mostly bangs himself. But with pictures.

[AnnEsthesia]

Just guessing in this, but I expect Stoner mostly bangs himself. But with pictures.

Well, you know what they say, the people who need to talk about how big of a stud they are ... aren't. rofl

[Stoner]

Eva Mendez anyone?

I would do unspeakable things to this woman.

http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/21513/normal_eva%20mendez.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/462714376_b4d6935b71.jpg

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w272/poter_2007/Eva-Mendez2.jpg

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-05/25/xin_0005032511054443240933.jpg

http://mb.netholding.nl/GillStatie/Eva-Mendes/Eva-Mendez-maxim05.JPG

[Buck Laser]

Is it true that it only takes you two fingers, Stoner?

[Comrade]

I think it's obvious who I should be 'banging'
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1335/972715526_ab3f235351.jpg?v=0

But still....*drools*
http://www.jessicaalbagallery.net/jessica-alba-gallery/jessica-alba-gallery-08.jpg

[Pookie]

My hubby. I like to make him tired; he sleeps better.

So do I.
Purrs,
Pookie

[AnnEsthesia]

Yea, but this is not what they mean.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x81/bhillp/hammer.jpg

[Easy90]

My brother.....

He called me gay and I punched him in his face three times.

He knows you pretty well I take it.

[Invayne]

Preserv, I thought you were smart enough to let this thread go. Apparently not. It's way beyond just irresponsible to keep on posting on a thread like this.

Well, then why are you here, Buck?

Wanna fuck?

[Stoner]

Wanna fuck?

http://www.steroidstation.com/p_images/viagra.gif

[Waffletush]

Wanna fuck?

Nice shoes.

[Buck Laser]

Well, then why are you here, Buck?

Wanna fuck?
Sorry girly, but at my age that kind of energy is limited, so I save it for her. It's as much fun as ever, though.

I keep looking here to see if any mod has shown the balls to close down the thread. So far, no luck.

[Waffletush]

Sorry girly, but at my age that kind of energy is limited, so I save it for her. It's as much fun as ever, though.

I keep looking here to see if any mod has shown the balls to close down the thread. So far, no luck.

Why do you want to stifle free speech? They are just expressing themselves. Being progressive and all that, ya know? I admire them for having the courage to speak their mind publically, even in the face of those who just want to silence them. Remember, we are not a Christian based society.

<waves flag upside down while wearing a gas mask>

"No blood for oil!"

[Invayne]

Nice shoes.

HUH?:shock:

[Invayne]

Sorry girly, but at my age that kind of energy is limited, so I save it for her. It's as much fun as ever, though.

I keep looking here to see if any mod has shown the balls to close down the thread. So far, no luck.

Oh come on, Buck. Lighten up and have some fun.

[Comrade]

Wanna fuck?

http://hs-staffserver.stjames.k12.mn.us/~chaste/Drug%20Websites/6NikkiAnnaRohypnol2/images/newdrug.gif

[Invayne]

http://hs-staffserver.stjames.k12.mn.us/~chaste/Drug%20Websites/6NikkiAnnaRohypnol2/images/newdrug.gif

Are you saying I'm worth forgetting?:lmao:

[Comrade]

You Invayne? Never. But its probably bet you dont remember.... :D

[Invayne]

You Invayne? Never. But its probably bet you dont remember.... :D

Is it gonna hurt????:shock:

[Stoner]

Is it gonna hurt????:shock:

If he does it right.

[Comrade]

Is it gonna hurt????:shock:Only if you want it to.

:thumbsup:

[Invayne]

Well....alright. Go ahead.





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/laidbacknluvinit/sub1/mommasay.jpg

[Comrade]

HOLY SHIT


...literally

[ilikegw]

http://hs-staffserver.stjames.k12.mn.us/~chaste/Drug%20Websites/6NikkiAnnaRohypnol2/images/newdrug.gif

I'm watching my taped soaps from earlier this week and a kid just gave a girl he wants to bang brownies laced with roofies... what a bastard.

[Comrade]

I'm watching my taped soaps from earlier this week and a kid just gave a girl he wants to bang brownies laced with roofies... what a bastard. You see I don't think I'll ever need it. Of course I'm strongly against it morally anyway, but I doubt I'll ever be in that situation where it would become a need...

[ilikegw]

You think you're so hot don't you? :madlaugh:

[Comrade]

I don't need to think it. :D

[ilikegw]

You so randy!

[Comrade]

You guys couldn't have me any other way! I am a respectable young mean really. ;)

[ilikegw]

What the hell are you doing in snow with shorts on?!!?!

[Stoner]

What the hell are you doing in snow with shorts on?!!?!

He's trying to show you ladies his legs.

[ilikegw]

He's too young for me and he has to stop this flirting!! I'm happily married!!!

[Comrade]

Well basically it was the middle of April and I decided it should be sunny and warm. So I acted like it was sunney and warm. :D

[ilikegw]

You Brits and your ass backwards seasons....

[Comrade]

Same seasons as you!

[ilikegw]

You're the one in shorts, in snow, in April.... that's backwards!

[Comrade]

It was good, solid fun. :D

...and cold. Very cold.

[Invayne]

HOLY SHIT


...literally

What's the matter? Hole too big for ya?:madlaugh:

[Invayne]

He's trying to show you ladies his legs.

Why don't you show us your legs in the snow?:evil:

[Invayne]

I'm happily married!!!

Jeez, how many times are you going to say that? Almost sounds like you're trying to convince yourself....or something.

[ilikegw]

Listen you little Hamptons snot nose, don't mess with me!!!




























:madlaugh:

[Invayne]

Listen you little Hamptons snot nose, don't mess with me!!!



















:madlaugh:



Off topic....








:eek:

[ilikegw]

LMAO you totally messed up that post... dweeb.

[Invayne]

LMAO you totally messed up that post... dweeb.

I fixed it....:dork:

[ilikegw]

Bah, you're still a snot nose.

[Invayne]

Bah, you're still a snot nose.

I blew it.

[ilikegw]

....on your shirt.....