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lily
08-15-2008, 02:05 AM
Ok.....you know we all want to do it.......so how about some creative ways of saying someone is crazy.


The lights are on, but nobody's home.
AnnEsthesia
08-15-2008, 02:54 AM
Sorry lily, but you're a few penny's short of a dollar.
Buck Laser
08-15-2008, 03:01 AM
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
His screen door has a few holes in it.
He's about three bricks shy of a load.
He couldn't pour piss out of a boot, even with the directions printed on the heel.
His mouth is cocked, but his brain isn't loaded.
He's a few tacos shy of a full dinner.
He's only firing on one cylinder.

And the way things have been going for me today, if I used any one of them Zo would put me in FP.:unreal:
Stoner
08-15-2008, 03:14 AM
No grain in the silo.
BoogyMan
08-15-2008, 03:32 AM
That fella is about a half bubble off plumb.
Toys in the attic.
lily
08-15-2008, 04:55 AM
running on empty
ECW
08-15-2008, 08:38 AM
God put a few too many jokers in his deck.

He makes Charlie Manson look sane.
ECW
08-28-2008, 07:33 AM
All the face cards in his deck are jokers.
AlanC
08-28-2008, 08:29 AM
He's a couple of sandwiches shy of a picnic.
lily
08-29-2008, 12:27 AM
The elevator doesn't go up to the top floor.
Pookie
08-29-2008, 12:31 AM
Nuttier than a bat in a henhouse.

One French fry short of a Happy Meal.

If he/she had a brain, he/she would be dangerous.

He/she isn't out in left field, he/she isn't even near the parking lot.

His/her mother dropped him/her on his/her head when he/she was a baby.

Purrs, Pookie
micfranklin
08-29-2008, 03:23 AM
His/Her phaser's set to schizo.

Two chapters short of a novel.
azzig
08-29-2008, 03:53 AM
as Joe Smith's religion
lily
08-29-2008, 04:48 AM
Fruit Loops
Muser
08-29-2008, 06:44 AM
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
TurnBackTheClock
08-29-2008, 06:46 AM
You are rolling down hill with a strong pull!
Milton Bradley
08-29-2008, 07:15 AM
It seems you have forgotten the "if brains were" category thus far.

If brains were leather, you couldn't saddle a flea.

If brains were gasoline, you coudn't power a go cart around the inside ring of a cheerio.

If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.

:evil:
micfranklin
08-29-2008, 05:21 PM
If brains were milk you couldn't breastfeed.
Rage
09-01-2008, 01:25 PM
You're crazy.
sam
09-01-2008, 02:03 PM
The gate is down but the train aint coming
Sneaked into the gene pool when the lifegaurd wasnt looking.
If you were any dumber, you would have to be watered twice a week.

Must have had a second bowl of stupid this morning.
Milton Bradley
09-01-2008, 08:36 PM
If you were any dumber, you would have to be watered twice a week.


That might be my favorite thus far.


Funny!
Milton Bradley
09-03-2008, 07:29 AM
Here's one I just thought of while watching G.W. talk.


Way to anchor that Bell Curve.