Bogus Jeopardy

[ECW]

You have only six categories that you can choose from:

American Politics
Sports
Arts & Literature
Pop Culture
Music
The Natural World

Here's how you play.

First, you "answer" the previous clue (in the form of a Question).

Then, you name a category from the list above.

Finally, you leave a simple clue (a few words or a simple phrase) for the next person to "answer" in the form of a question.

The more ridiculous the better. Take your cues in answering from the person leaving the clue.

For example:

I answer How do you play Bogus Jeopardy?

Sports: Brett Farve

(the next person answers)

Who decided to move to New York to get a better quality of hooker than there are in Green Bay?

American Politics: John Edwards' nanny

(the next person answers)

Who is the only woman he ISN'T screwing?

and so on...

Once we get to 100, I'll change the categories. OK. Here we go.

The answer is:

Pop Culture: Dog The Bounty Hunter

[Blueneck]

The answer is:

Pop Culture: Dog The Bounty Hunter

After a controversy over his use of the "N" word, this wanna be policeman recently emerged from hiding in his wife's cleavage.

Music: Amy Winehouse

[ECW]

Music: Amy Winehouse

What is the feminine word for "trainwreck"?

American Politics: Ralph Nader's presidential campaign

[lily]

American Politics: Ralph Nader's presidential campaign


What is what's been done before?

Arts & Literature: Steven King

[ECW]

Arts & Literature: Steven King

Who is the scarier, creepier relative of Larry King?


Sports: the Romanian gymnastics team

[ilikegw]

Who was responsible for Hurricane Katrina?

Music: George Michael wears one of these when he performs on stage

[ECW]

Music: George Michael wears one of these when he performs on stage

What are panties with Michael Jackson's picture on them?

The Natural World: Solar power in Texas is used for this

[lily]

What is a combination beer cooler/humidor/cheesewiz fondue pot?


Pop Culture: Disco ball

[ECW]

Pop Culture: Disco ball

What is the only remnant of the 100 foot mirrored tile statue of a nude Donald Trump?

Music: Tori Amos' lips

[lily]

What is something that will never touch ECW?

American Politics:
James Madison

[ECW]

American Politics:
James Madison

Who invented the three cornered hat?

Sports: Bobby Fisher & black chess pieces

[Blueneck]

Who invented the three cornered hat?

Sports: Bobby Fisher & black chess piecesWhat did paranoid people play with before black helicopters were invented?


American Politics: Karl Rove

[Truth_and_Power]

What did paranoid people play with before black helicopters were invented?


American Politics: Karl Rove

Who is the sith master?

The Natural World: Stray Dogs

[ECW]

The Natural World: Stray Dogs

Who are the only ones to find permanent homes after Hurricane Katrina?

Arts & Literature: Oprah's Book Club & you

[Truth_and_Power]

Who are the only ones to find permanent homes after Hurricane Katrina?

Arts & Literature: Oprah's Book Club & you

What are things to watch when you're sick?

Sports: Brett Favre

[ECW]

Sports: Brett Favre

Who is having Broadway Brett shirts printed as we speak?

Music: Britney Spears & Slipknot

[Blueneck]

Who is having Broadway Brett shirts printed as we speak?

Music: Britney Spears & SlipknotWho starred in the musical version of "Blondes in Bondage"?

American Politics: Larry Craig

[ilikegw]

Who starred in the musical version of "Blondes in Bondage"?

American Politics: Larry Craig

What US Senator has launched a magazine called Bathroom Confidential?

Entertainment: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

[Truth_and_Power]

What US Senator has launched a magazine called Bathroom Confidential?

Entertainment: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie


Who?


Music: Christian Rock

[Blueneck]

Who?


Music: Christian RockWhat's between Jesus and a hard place?

Music: Techno-pop

[ECW]

Music: Techno-pop

What does your brain do while listening to techno music?

Arts & Literature: Picasso and van Gogh

[lily]

Arts & Literature: Picasso and van Gogh

What is one cut his ear off for a woman and the other cut women up in paintings?

American politics: Alberto Gonzales

[ilikegw]

American politics: Alberto Gonzales

Who is Speedy Gonzales's great-grandson?

Music: The Beatles introduced this to America

[ECW]

Music: The Beatles introduced this to America

What is the head-wobbling rock and roll scream?

Sports: The Green Bay Packers and Wisconsin Cheese

[Blueneck]

What is the head-wobbling rock and roll scream?

Sports: The Green Bay Packers and Wisconsin CheeseWhat's that smell?

Music: ABBA and John McCain

[ECW]

Music: ABBA and John McCain

What is a washed up pop band and a washed up celebrity Senator?

Sports: The New Orleans Saints

[ECW]

Sports: The New Orleans Saints

What is an NFL team that can play underwater if need be?

entertainment The Dark Knight

[ilikegw]

entertainment The Dark Knight

Who do the dems believe Barack Obama is?

Music Michael Jackson

[ECW]

Music Michael Jackson

Who do the rightwingers believe Barack Obama is?

Sports: The Beijing Olympics closing ceremony

[ilikegw]

Who do the rightwingers believe Barack Obama is?


That's not even funny... that's an insult to MJ!

[ECW]

That's not even funny... that's an insult to MJ!

Apologizing for a child molester like MJ... hmmmmm.... not funny at all, you're right.

[ilikegw]

Who's apologizing? It was a joke, take a chill pill.

[lily]

American Politics Dick Cheney

[ECW]

Who's apologizing? It was a joke, take a chill pill.

I got the joke. I just threw in an extra dose of sarcasm. Sorry if it hit you wrong.

American Politics: Dick Cheney

Who won't have to worry about being called out of retirement once his term is up?

Sports: passing the baton in Beijing

[lily]

is up?

Sports: passing the baton in Beijing

What is the code word for gay in China?

American Politics George McGovern

[ECW]

American Politics George McGovern

What presidential candidate had the best comb over?

The Natural World: the beaches at Waikiki

[lily]

The Natural World: the beaches at Waikiki


Where is the only safe place to be when Dick Cheney goes hunting?


Music Beethoven

[ilikegw]

I got the joke. I just threw in an extra dose of sarcasm. Sorry if it hit you wrong.




It didn't hit me wrong, I just wanted to share my chill pill with you. I was being generous and giving! See if I ever do that again!


Music Beethoven

Who inspires Britney Spears' music?

Sports Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez

[ECW]

Sports Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez

Who are the stars of the new film, "Plenty Of Girls But No Rings?"

Arts & Literature: Edgar Rice Burroughs and Tarzan

[ECW]

Arts & Literature: Edgar Rice Burroughs and Tarzan

Who are two of the Three Amigos?

Sports: The Chicago Cubs 100 year drought

[lily]

Sports: The Chicago Cubs 100 year drought

What is too bad?


American Politics Sarah Palin

[ECW]

American Politics Sarah Palin

Who holds the record for saying "You betcha" in a televised debate?

The Natural World: The state where Bullwinkle and Rocky met their demise

[lily]

The Natural World: The state where Bullwinkle and Rocky met their demise

What is East Chimpy Creek, Texas?

American Literature ........what is
Faith of My Fathers

[ECW]

American LiteratureFaith of My Fathers

What is the best selling book about being a Mormon kid in one of those fundamentalist polygamist sects and not knowing who your dad was?

Sports Quarterback for the New York Jets