Chenney Will be Next President

[webwarrior]

I just had a nightmare, but it might come true. What if..McCain picks Chenney as his running mate? Then..what if they swiftboat Obama and throw the election like the neocons are so good at? (highly probable)
Now, McCain is an old man with one leg in the grave, the odds are he won't live through his presidency..which means..
Dick Chenney is gonna be our next president!!!!!
This theory has a probability of 99.9%....I'm leaving the country, see ya.

[Alonzo]

You put a lot of thought into this, didn't you?

[webwarrior]

Actually it was an epiphany, I was typing as I was thinking, no thought involved at all...I'm scared this isn't an impossibe theory. There's no law preventing Chenney from running for a third term , I'd put nothing past the moneygrabbers.

[BoogyMan]

no thought involved at all.

:madlaugh:

[Buck Laser]

That's something that would make me seriously think about emigrating.

[NDNdancer]

I just had a nightmare, but it might come true. What if..McCain picks Chenney as his running mate? Then..what if they swiftboat Obama and throw the election like the neocons are so good at? (highly probable)
Now, McCain is an old man with one leg in the grave, the odds are he won't live through his presidency..which means..
Dick Chenney is gonna be our next president!!!!!
This theory has a probability of 99.9%....I'm leaving the country, see ya.


AAACK!..... *smacks you so you wake up* Dayum! That was a horrid nightmare there dude. You were screaming and thrashing around. I think you made me throw up a lil bit in my mouth too.
:dork:

[tecoyah]

Baby Jeebus just cried!

[Leslie]

http://fotoblog.ro/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/wake-up.jpg

Wake the hell up!!

[IndieVisible]

I just had a nightmare, but it might come true. What if..McCain picks Chenney as his running mate? Then..what if they swiftboat Obama and throw the election like the neocons are so good at? (highly probable)
Now, McCain is an old man with one leg in the grave, the odds are he won't live through his presidency..which means..
Dick Chenney is gonna be our next president!!!!!
This theory has a probability of 99.9%....I'm leaving the country, see ya.

well you could speed that up even faster if Cheney takes McCain hunting! :lmao:

[webwarrior]

I don't know why, but..the more I entertain this idea, the more plausible it becomes. No one dreamed the drunken retard would be reelected and look what happenned.
I'm getting seriously scared, I swear if it hapeens..
I WILL SELL OUT AND LEAVE THIS COUNTRY I'll move to Iraq, hell, all of our tax dollars are being spent there anyway.

[Easy90]

Who's Dick Chenney?

[Osborn F. Enready]

webwarrior, call your pharmacist, you must have run out of something..... ;)

[tecoyah]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/tecoyah/scary-cheney.jpg

Bwahhahaha....I'm under yer bed

[webwarrior]

Who's Dick Chenney? He's this idiot, he's hiding in a spider hole in Hawaihttp://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/l/cheney_terror_alert.jpg

[tecoyah]

He's this idiot, he's hiding in a spider hole in Hawaihttp://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/3/l/cheney_terror_alert.jpg

I see a scary resemblance here:

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/tecoyah/countdown30-1.jpg

[lily]

LOL tecoyah. I was just talking to my son this afternoon about the new Oliver Stone movie W.......and he asked if Alfred E Neuman was going to play him......this coming from a long time Republican who couldn't wait to vote for bush in 2000.......2004 surely changed his mind.

[jafar00]

I almost choked on my morning pretzel. Please don't do this again :D

[DamnYankee]

Chenney Will be Next President

Ever notice when the leftists start feeling unsure about an election, they start talking about leaving the country or migrating? And this is August.

[micfranklin]

If Cheney becomes president I will lynch myself.

[potter]

Perhaps moving to Iraq would be considered cutting off your nose to spite your face..... :ponder:


BTW...the United States deserves president Cheney....with VP Rove.

He should run.....

[Buck Laser]

If Cheney becomes president I will lynch myself.

I can't help but think of that great scene in Blazing Saddles, where Cleavon Little, the sherriff, threatens to lynch himself.:evil:
Sadly, Cheney is no laughing matter.

[Buck Laser]

I almost choked on my morning pretzel. Please don't do this again :D

I didn't know pretzels were halal. :innocent:

[potter]

I can't help but think of that great scene in Blazing Saddles, where Cleavon Little, the sherriff, threatens to lynch himself.:evil:
Sadly, Cheney is no laughing matter.

I thought he threatened to shoot himself......

[Invayne]

Chenney Will be Next President

Ever notice when the leftists start feeling unsure about an election, they start talking about leaving the country or migrating? And this is August.

Pfffft. The Baldwin brothers are still in Hollyweird after they promised to leave the country...these people aren't going anywhere. All talk, no action.:sadly:

[Buck Laser]

I thought he threatened to shoot himself......
Lynchings have been carried out by shooting as well as hanging.

[potter]

Pfffft. The Baldwin brothers are still in Hollyweird after they promised to leave the country...these people aren't going anywhere. All talk, no action.:sadly:


Well, if they do decided to leave your attitude should be positive about it.
If McCain wins and the intelligent people of this country decide they don't want to be ruled by the stupid, who are the stupid for telling them they can't leave? I would think the stupid people would be happy to have them gone and out of their hair.

[Invayne]

Well, if they do decided to leave your attitude should be positive about it.


Believe me, I wish they WOULD leave.

As for the rest of what you said....um, it made no sense.:ponder:

[webwarrior]

Allright, that does it.
Are you people seriously saying that if this nightmare happenned, you'd be happy?
You better turn yourselfs into the nearest hospital and have a brain scan...you are suffering from a serious brain infection, I'll pray for your speedy recovery (poor things) so sad :sadly:

[Invayne]

Allright, that does it.
Are you people seriously saying that if this nightmare happenned, you'd be happy?
You better turn yourselfs into the nearest hospital and have a brain scan...you are suffering from a serious brain infection, I'll pray for your speedy recovery (poor things) so sad :sadly:

Are you serious? I don't want ANY of these clowns as president. They're all a bunch of clones...they're all the same. Pieces of shit!

[jafar00]

I didn't know pretzels were halal. :innocent:

You should try the Egyptian version. Delicious :)

As for Cheney as President, well... hasn't he done enough damage already?

[webwarrior]

jafar00As for Cheney as President, well... hasn't he done enough damage already? Not in the eyes of a psychopath, there's always more wars to wage, more land to grab, more poor to deprive, more innocent to kill, more lies to tell, more oil to sell..more more more..you get the idea.

[Easy90]

You should have learned how to spell the Vice President's name before you began this thread. It detracts from the effort to call him stupid.

[webwarrior]

Easy90You should have learned how to spell the Vice President's name before you began this threadCheney Chenney kenny I could really care, he's not worth the effort...how about war criminal?..close enough