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lily
07-09-2008, 12:07 AM
What a hoot! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25588880/):lmao:

Steamy novel based on Laura Bush stirs controversy
Curtis Sittenfeld's 'American Wife' has sexy scenes with fictional president


By Mike Celizic
TODAYShow.com contributor
updated 2:01 p.m. ET, Tues., July. 8, 2008
There's no question that Laura Bush provided the inspiration for protagonist
in Curtis Sittenfeld's upcoming novel, "American Wife." And although the
tale Sittenfeld concocts is almost pure fiction, there's enough of the first
lady in it to already have created a sensation in Washington, D.C.

Radaronline.com called "American Wife" "a thinly veiled novel based on Laura
Bush's life that is sure to send the White House into a fury."

A review of the plot synopsis and several lurid excerpts posted on Radar's
site show why. Alice Blackwell, the title character, is a single child who
grows up to be a librarian. A Democrat, she falls for the roguish son of a
privileged family of Republican bluebloods. As a high school student, she
kills a classmate in a traffic accident. As a young woman, she has an
illegal abortion and discovers her grandmother is a lesbian. And she
describes in graphic detail sex with the president of the United States, a
man whose policies she comes to utterly disagree with but whom she continues
to love.

The sex scenes, which are too graphic to reprint here, include a loving
description of the presidential plumbing and musings on his "cute little
butt."

"On the gossip front, the novel doesn't disappoint," writes Radaronline.com.
"Alice's antics are sure to have tongues chattering from coast to coast."

Steamy sections
One such episode involves discovering her grandmother's secret love for a
female doctor. In one of the Radaronline.com excerpts, Alice narrates:

"...I stepped instead into the living room, and just before I crossed the
threshold, I heard my grandmother's laughter, and just after I heard her
laughter, I saw her sitting on Dr. Wycomb's lap, kissing Dr. Wycomb on the
lips.

"Dr. Wycomb was dressed in a burgundy silk bathrobe; my grandmother was
wearing a beige bra and a beige half-slip trimmed with lace. She was facing
Dr. Wycomb, and their mouths were open a little and their eyes were closed,
and the kiss went on for several seconds and had not yet stopped when I
backed out.... I had to leave the apartment; there was no alternative.

"[...] Approaching the nearer vase, I pushed aside the greens and then I
vomited-hideously, pungently, gloriously - into the vase's depths."

Sittenfeld, a young novelist schooled at the Iowa Writer's Workshop, has
published two best-sellers: "Prep," a tale of prep-school life that has been
called an updated and female version of J.D. Salinger's "Catcher in the
Rye," and "The Man of My Dreams." Critically praised, she's shown a talent
for taking real people and places and dressing them up in fictional
clothing.

Facts and fiction
She does that with Alice Blackwell, taking some actual facts about Laura and
President Bush and then letting her imagination run wild. Laura Bush
actually was a librarian, and, as a 17-year-old high school girl, she ran a
stop sign in rural Texas and crashed into another car. The occupant, a
highly popular athlete and her classmate, was killed.

Buoyed by those few facts, readers are expected to gobble up the rest in the
book, which is being published by Random House in time for the Republican
National Convention in early September.

The synopsis on the publisher's Web site hints at the conflicts faced by
Alice Blackwell:

"As Alice learns to make her way amid the clannish energy and smug
confidence of the Blackwell family, navigating the strange rituals of their
country club and summer estate, she remains uneasy with her newfound good
fortune. And when Charlie eventually becomes President, Alice is thrust into
a position she did not seek - one of power and influence, privilege and
responsibility. As Charlie's tumultuous and controversial second term in the
White House wears on, Alice must face contradictions years in the making:
How can she both love and fundamentally disagree with her husband? How
complicit has she been in the trajectory of her own life? What should she do
when her private beliefs run against her public persona?"

AlanC
07-09-2008, 12:17 AM
What a hoot! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25588880/):lmao:


I wonder how much this will sell for .... so I will know how much I'm saving.

NIOSA
07-09-2008, 01:03 AM
Can anyone imagine Laura Bush allowing a third person into her bedroom? I mean, the author would have to have been there to know about the "steamy sex scenes", right?
I sure won't be buying the trash.

cronic
07-09-2008, 02:06 AM
mmmmmmmmm.. Laura Bush.
Sounds yummy..
sure would enjoy some pix.:love:
Video would be even better.

Sirk
07-09-2008, 03:01 AM
Sittenfeld, a young novelist schooled at the Iowa Writer's Workshop, has published two best-sellers: "Prep," a tale of prep-school life that has been
called an updated and female version of J.D. Salinger's "Catcher in the
Rye," and "The Man of My Dreams." Critically praised, she's shown a talent
for taking real people and places and dressing them up in fictional
clothing.
So the author steals characters, adds something controversial, calls it an original work, and uses said controversy to sell shitty novels.

How is anyone taking this seriously? :p

apdst
07-09-2008, 03:04 AM
I wonder how the Libs would take it if this were a trashy novel about Michelle Obama.

Oh, say, a story about a crack whore who kept having kids so she could collect more welfare?

I bet it wouldn't be a hoot then.

Elrathin
07-09-2008, 03:06 AM
The novel goes like this, Laura takes off her clothes, Bush looks at her, and falls asleep lol.

lily
07-09-2008, 03:09 AM
I bet it wouldn't be a hoot then.

Oh lighten up............it's fiction.

Pookie
07-09-2008, 03:12 AM
For God's sake, who the hell cares? I don't want to hear or read any of this trash by anyone on someone.
Poo. I have better ways to spend my time.
Purrs,
Pookie

Alonzo
07-09-2008, 03:21 AM
The novel goes like this, Laura takes off her clothes, Bush looks at her, and falls asleep lol.

Of course, if Bush actually showed an interest in women he'd be kicked out of the Republican party.

Tell me, how many Republicans have been caught having sex with their wives or other women?

Now tell me how many Democrats?

Telling, no? :lmao:

NIOSA
07-09-2008, 04:38 AM
I wonder how the Libs would take it if this were a trashy novel about Michelle Obama.

Oh, say, a story about a crack whore who kept having kids so she could collect more welfare?

I bet it wouldn't be a hoot then.

That would be termed as racist....as a matter of fact, it seems that anything that's said about the Obamas is racist or bigoted.

lily
07-09-2008, 05:48 AM
That would be termed as racist....as a matter of fact, it seems that anything that's said about the Obamas is racist or bigoted.

..........yeah, because assuming every black woman is a crack whore who keeps having kids so they can cheat welfare isn't a rascist statement?

At least be as "honest" as the author was........he said the woman was a librarian.......why wouldn't they portray Michelle as a lawyer?

NIOSA
07-09-2008, 06:08 AM
..........yeah, because assuming every black woman is a crack whore who keeps having kids so they can cheat welfare isn't a rascist statement?

At least be as "honest" as the author was........he said the woman was a librarian.......why wouldn't they portray Michelle as a lawyer?

I don't know anybody that assumes that about all black women. Do you? I have black neices & they certainly are not "crack whores".
Have you heard anyting negative about the Obamas that somebody didn't say it was racist or bigoted? It could be just because Michelle is a racist bigot herself. (or at least some of her speeches would indicate that she is) I don't know that Barack is racist bigot, but I think he isn't ready for prime time & I do question his "acquaintences". I believe his problem is ignorance, & maybe a touch of corruption.

lily
07-09-2008, 06:18 AM
I don't know anybody that assumes that about all black women. Do you? I have black neices & they certainly are not "crack whores".


Nope........but then you aren't the one that originally said it either.


It could be just because Michelle is a racist bigot herself. (or at least some of her speeches would indicate that she is)

That's news to me.

Face it, race is going to be an issue.........just as McCain's service record is. Neither is important, but that's not going to make it stop.

NIOSA
07-09-2008, 07:15 AM
Nope........but then you aren't the one that originally said it either.




That's news to me.

Face it, race is going to be an issue.........just as McCain's service record is. Neither is important, but that's not going to make it stop.

Race should not be an issue, & it isn't McCain or the Repubs that are making it about race. I think that race has been brought in by some dems just to make it an issue & try to paint the repubs as being racist. Just sayin....& I'm not a member of either party.

PatrickHenry
07-09-2008, 08:45 PM
Is the President a closet homosexual???

Like in real life?

potter
07-09-2008, 08:51 PM
Is the President a closet homosexual???

Like in real life?


Perhaps a steamy love novel featuring a Bush, Cheney and gay escort and Bush confidant Jeff Gannon three way should be published.....any of you right wingers want to take it on? :nana:

LOL...rumor has it Gannon had so many late night entries in the WH log in book that Cheney had them removed out of embarassment.....

NIOSA
07-09-2008, 10:58 PM
Perhaps a steamy love novel featuring a Bush, Cheney and gay escort and Bush confidant Jeff Gannon three way should be published.....any of you right wingers want to take it on? :nana:

LOL...rumor has it Gannon had so many late night entries in the WH log in book that Cheney had them removed out of embarassment.....

& if they are homosexuals, is there a problem?

Buck Laser
07-09-2008, 11:31 PM
& if they are homosexuals, is there a problem?
Only if they deny and obfuscate. Then it becomes a problem. My personal opinion is that George is a little light in his loafers. :ponder:

IndieVisible
07-10-2008, 01:31 AM
The novel goes like this, Laura takes off her clothes, Bush looks at her, and falls asleep lol.

More Like Laura walks in bedroom, Bush is already asleep in his cow boy pajama's. And then Cheney walks in wearing only that stupid Cheney grin, grunts, groans, 2 minutes later wild sex is over.

lily
07-10-2008, 03:54 AM
& if they are homosexuals, is there a problem?

...if they pass legislation that restricts the rights of gays, then not only is it a problem, but it's hypocritical.

NIOSA
07-10-2008, 04:47 AM
...if they pass legislation that restricts the rights of gays, then not only is it a problem, but it's hypocritical.

You really believe that congress will pass legislation like that?
I mean, really?

hungarianflower
07-10-2008, 04:08 PM
Somehow I never thought "steamy" and "Laura Bush" would ever be used in the same sentence ...