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Rage
07-03-2008, 09:25 PM
Ok how this works, you just post what happens in soviet russia in this format. Here it goes.

In soviet Russia, road forks you.
Alonzo
07-03-2008, 09:47 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/11/insovietrussia128497527455875087.jpg
Rage
07-03-2008, 10:14 PM
http://www.glarkware.com/productcart/pc/catalog/main-soviet.jpg
micfranklin
07-04-2008, 03:03 AM
In Soviet Russia, owned gets you.
ECW
07-04-2008, 06:24 AM
In Soviet Russia, the cow milks you.
Professor
07-05-2008, 12:34 AM
In Soviet Russia the coffee drinks you.
micfranklin
07-05-2008, 01:09 AM
In Soviet Russia the horse leads you to water and tries to make you drink.
ECW
07-05-2008, 07:30 AM
In Soviet Russia, prostitute screws you...wait...nevermind.
preservanation
07-05-2008, 07:32 AM
In Soviet Russia you have the freedom to choose Communism.
ECW
07-05-2008, 08:01 AM
In Soviet Russia politician supports you.
preservanation
07-05-2008, 08:11 AM
In Soviet Russia everybody is blond...whether they like it or not.
micfranklin
07-05-2008, 02:50 PM
In Soviet Russia books read you.
Pookie
07-05-2008, 06:23 PM
In Soviet Russia, when you call in sick, you get sent to the Gulag for health care.
Rage
07-07-2008, 01:32 AM
In Soviet Russia, vomit throws you.
preservanation
07-07-2008, 01:43 AM
In Soviet Russia, vodka consumes you.
micfranklin
07-07-2008, 03:26 AM
In Soviet Russia your death fakes you.
GhostintheMachine
07-07-2008, 03:38 AM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/3/insovietrussia128517650517812500.jpg
ECW
07-07-2008, 09:15 AM
In Soviet Russia, political freedom has you.
micfranklin
07-07-2008, 09:21 PM
In Soviet Russia drinks are tempted to you.
ECW
07-07-2008, 11:25 PM
In Soviet Russia, Siberia freezes in you.
preservanation
07-08-2008, 12:56 AM
In Soviet Russia, Putin Loves you.
ECW
07-08-2008, 07:29 AM
In Soviet Russia, tractor plows you.
jafar00
07-08-2008, 01:46 PM
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!
Rage
07-08-2008, 02:22 PM
In Soviet Russia, vacation has you.
Truth_and_Power
07-08-2008, 04:07 PM
In Soviet Russia, Job has you.
micfranklin
07-08-2008, 04:20 PM
In Soviet Russia a life has you.
Truth_and_Power
07-08-2008, 04:25 PM
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!
best one so far..
micfranklin
07-09-2008, 07:09 PM
In Soviet Russia the Senate votes for you.
ECW
07-10-2008, 10:28 AM
In Soviet Russia, cabbage boils you.
IndieVisible
07-10-2008, 01:58 PM
In Soviet Russia USA the Evil Empire
micfranklin
07-10-2008, 02:55 PM
In Soviet Russia there are black people.
preservanation
07-11-2008, 12:50 AM
In Soviet Russia, dissidents...*erp*.

(sorry...there are no dissidents)
ECW
07-11-2008, 08:09 AM
In Soviet Russia, the band marches with you.
jafar00
07-11-2008, 06:55 PM
In Soviet Russia, the vodka distills in you
ECW
07-12-2008, 05:36 PM
In Soviet Russia, football can play you.
Rage
07-13-2008, 02:35 PM
In Soviet Russia, Computer Downloads you.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1eA3XCvrK90
(gi joe spoof, voice overs)
preservanation
07-13-2008, 10:01 PM
In Soviet Russia, the piper pays you.
ECW
07-14-2008, 08:05 AM
In Soviet Russia, frog leaps you.
Rage
07-15-2008, 05:54 AM
In Soviet Russia, Gay marries you.
ECW
07-17-2008, 07:11 AM
In Soviet Russia, drums bang you!
GhostintheMachine
07-17-2008, 07:55 AM
In Soviet Russia, dog eats dog
ECW
07-17-2008, 08:00 AM
In Soviet Russia, dog eats Chinese people. (http://www.democracyforums.com/showthread.php?t=15240)
ECW
07-21-2008, 07:54 AM
In Soviet Russia, you tell clock what time it is.
ECW
07-22-2008, 09:07 AM
In Soviet Russia, you tell geography what countries border you.
AlanC
07-22-2008, 09:52 AM
In Soviet Russia, the walls are ears.
preservanation
07-22-2008, 12:06 PM
In Soviet Russia, the future is their past.
Rage
07-29-2008, 11:43 PM
In soviet russia, administration bush's you.
ECW
08-03-2008, 06:13 PM
In Soviet Russia, you tell oil companies what you want to pay for a gallon of gas.
ECW
11-06-2008, 10:30 AM
In Soviet Russia. you can see over to Sarah Palin's house.
Truth_and_Power
11-06-2008, 03:56 PM
In soviet russia, mouse clicks you.