Brothels Brace For Pope's Visit

[Buck Laser]

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jiYcdOGio2S0jQntJo-WPf36gIwASydney
Brothels say Pope's visit will give business a leg-up

1 day ago

SYDNEY (AFP) — As Sydney prepares for a visit by Pope Benedict XVI and hundreds of thousands of Catholics, the city's brothels are readying themselves for an expected surge in demand for sex.

Any time Australia's biggest city hosts a major event -- from the 2003 Rugby World Cup to the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit last year -- it is boomtime for the sex industry, insiders say.

And with 225,000 foreign and Australian pilgrims expected in Sydney for six-days of events celebrating the Catholic faith from July 15-20, they expect World Youth Day to be no different.

Sydney brothel Xclusive is putting on extra workers to provide sexual favours to lonely tourists and Sydneysiders during event.

"We will get a lot of tourists, pilgrims and we will still get the curious," a spokeswoman for the Bondi Junction bordello told AFP.

Some stories are just too funny to let pass!

[Rage]

Lol, that old guy is gonna get laid. Ok, who is going to be the one that gives up their American citizen ship to get us that sex tape hmm? (thinks back to steve Irwin)

[Alonzo]

Will the prostitutes dress up as choirboys?

[Elrathin]

Will the prostitutes dress up as choirboys?

You forgot that they have to say the punchline "Please sir, may I have another" lol

[Drocket]

Not particularly related, but this story amuses me too:

President Bush Boosts Porn Industry With Economic Stimulus Plan, According to AIMRCo

An unforeseen and surprising beneficiary of the Economic Stimulus Plan, a plan that George Bush contends will "boost our economy and encourage job creation," has surfaced this week. An independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company), has discovered that many websites focused on adult or erotic material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks since checks have appeared in millions of Americans' mailboxes across the country.

According to Kirk Mishkin, Head Research Consultant for AIMRCo, "Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20-30% growth in membership rates since mid-May when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a slow period for this market."

Jillian Fox, spokeswoman for LSGmodels.com, one of the sites reporting figures to AIMRCo, added, "In a June 15, 2008 survey to our members, thirty two percent of respondents referenced the recent stimulus package as part of their decision to either become a new member, or renew an existing membership."

Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/20080702/pl_usnw/president_bush_boosts_porn_industry_with_economic_ stimulus_plan__according_to_aimrco)

[micfranklin]

Doesn't he have something better to do than go to a brothel?

[Buck Laser]

Doesn't he have something better to do than go to a brothel?
Well, I think it's sorta more for the cardinals.

[potter]

Will the prostitutes dress up as choirboys?


Good marketing move.....could boost business hugely. In fact the hookers in Philadelphia ought to try that for the republican convention...... :madlaugh:

[Buck Laser]

Good marketing move.....could boost business hugely. In fact the hookers in Philadelphia ought to try that for the republican convention...... :madlaugh:
How would that take extra effort?