The Six Word Political Rhetoric Game

[ECW]

The object of the game is to create political rhetoric using only six words. You must use a real political figure (Bush, Clinton, Obama, etc.), a political party (Republicans, Democrats, Greens, etc.) a political belief system (Libertarians, Communists, Liberals, Neocons, etc.) or a combination of those as part of the six words but you MAY NOT target a member of the forum.

You should use current events to help you come up with great topical responses as well as dig up a few from the past. The Rhetoric does not have to be true but it should be stinging and funny. Only one Rhetoric per post and you have to let someone else post before you post again.

Examples:


Kerry: Pompousness and good hair, too.

Dick Cheney: He hates your guts.

Throw Away Your Vote: Baldwin 2008

Libertarians: Who are we supporting now?


Let the bashing begin.

[micfranklin]

Clinton: God's had enough of her

[BoogyMan]

Barack Obama: An Elitist? Who, Moi?

[lily]

Bush: Things go better with coke

[Condorman]

Dick Cheney 2008: Go *uck yourself!

[lily]

McCain: Lieberman is my personal shadow

[Condorman]

Obama: hope hope and more hope.

[ECW]

Rush Limbaugh: Millions for more oxycontin.

[tecoyah]

George Bush: poster child left behind.

[ECW]

Rove: George Said I Could Lie

[micfranklin]

Dick Cheney: the Emperor's right hand.

[Pookie]

George Bush: poster child left behind.

ROFL!

George Bush: Soon to be unemployed.

[ECW]

Libertarian Party: Herding Cats Is Fun.

[Truth_and_Power]

McCain: Old Enough, Bland Enough, White.

[4Reaganomics]

Barack Hussein Obama: HOPE.....for Iran

[micfranklin]

Bill Clinton: The whitest "black" president.

[lily]

Bush: No child left a dime.

[micfranklin]

Obama: Hope the White Sox Win

[tecoyah]

McCain: At least there's no Cheney

[4Reaganomics]

Obama: Four more years of Carter

[Condorman]

Bob Barr: Bob Barker is better.

[lily]

Gonzales: What were we talking about?

[BoogyMan]

Barack Obama: Cult of personality defined

[Condorman]

George Bush: not running in 2008.

[pickles]

Ralph Nader 08: At It Again!

[Condorman]

Rush Limbaugh 08': mega bias dittos.

[ECW]

McCain: Jeb's waiting in the wings.

[ECW]

O'Reilly: Fuck it! Do it Live!

[Shoey]

Wright: playing race the "right" way.

[pickles]

Obama: Maybe I won't leave Iraq

[lily]

Rumsfeld: I know what I'm doing?

[ECW]

McCain: Privatize Social Security! No, wait!

[pickles]

Clark: Does this make me pretty?

[ECW]

McCain: Ban all Lobbyists! No, wait!

[pickles]

Wesley Clark: What does "fop" mean?

[micfranklin]

Ron Paul: Revenge of the Founders

[pickles]

Barack Obama: Revenge of the nerds.

[ECW]

Bush: Revenge of the frat boys.

[micfranklin]

Michelle Obama: feeling proud since 2008

[pickles]

Barack Obama: Who is Jeremiah Wright?

[ECW]

Hillary Clinton: Pantsuits in every closet.

[Shoey]

Barack Obama: Change for the inauspicious.

[Condorman]

Hillary Clinton: I haven't lost yet!

[micfranklin]

John McCain: RINO in name only

[ECW]

Jesse Helms: Dead Bigots Are Best

[pickles]

Clinton: I miss the oval orifice

[lily]

al Maliki: The puppet Bush installed

[Pookie]

The Government: Too big for britches.

[ECW]

Cindy McCain: Has John's beer money

[pickles]

John McCain: Has Cindy's Beer Money!

[ECW]

John McCain: Vote FOR Eternal War.

[lily]

Joe Lieberman keeper of McCains memory

[micfranklin]

Richard Nixon: Will cheat for money.

[ECW]

Jesse Helms: I'm Rotting In Hell

[pickles]

Dem Durbin: American GI's are criminals

[ECW]

McCain: Balance The Budget. No, wait!

[pickles]

Obama: Power as the means to Marxism

[Shoey]

Jimmy Carter: Double digit inflation, antisemite!

[micfranklin]

Jesse Helms: All blacks must go

[lily]

Cheney: A hunting we will go.

[pickles]

Harry Reid: The War Is Lost.

[micfranklin]

Jesse Jackson: I like to label

[pickles]

Barack Obama: America's enemies love me.

[ECW]

GOP 2008: Endorsed By The Klan

[Shoey]

Obama, playing the race card.

[IndieVisible]

McCain, Bush 20 years older!

[ECW]

McCain, Bush 20 years older!

Obama, playing the race card.

The Six Word Political Rhetoric Game, gentlemen...

Jesse Jackson: Is My Mike On?

[4Reaganomics]

Barack Hussein Obama: The Manchurian Candidate

[micfranklin]

Bill Clinton: He had that ass

[Shoey]

Hillary Clinton: lost, but not forgotten.

[pickles]

Hillary: Lost everything but her ass.

[Shoey]

John Kerry: purple heart medals questionable.

[pickles]

John Kerry: Three Time's A Charm

[lily]

Rove: Catch me if you can.

[4Reaganomics]

Teddy: Rape and kill innocent women

[ECW]

Cornyn and Hutchison: two identical idiots.

[lily]

Jesse Jackson.....is this mike on?

[ECW]

Jesse Jackson.....is this mike on?

Beat you to it, dear (http://www.democracyforums.com/showpost.php?p=212235&postcount=67).

John McCain: Phil Gramm's wrong... wait!

[pickles]

Barack Obama: Resko.."Finance my house"

[ECW]

The 2008 GOP: White Guys Rule!

[lily]

Craig: I have a wide stance

[ECW]

Craig's Big Tent: Enter Around Back

[lily]

Foley email......what R U wearing?

[4Reaganomics]

Bush 43: Thank you Ralph Nader

[ECW]

Mark Foley: I like 'em young.

[Shoey]

Nancy Pelosi: Broken promises, total disaster.

[lily]

Cheney......stop playing with my pacemaker

[ECW]

Gramm's America: Land of The Whiners

[lily]

Rice........ Bush is running the show.

[ECW]

Condi Rice: Is she still employed?

[lily]

Mukaskey, same as Gonzales only older.

[ECW]

Perino: Same as Snow only alive.

[lily]

Cheney.....Official man sized safe owner

[ECW]

Elizabeth Dole: North Carolina's clueless Senator

[4Reaganomics]

Barack Obama: The choice of terrorists

[Shoey]

Kucinich: UFO hotline limited ONE call.

[lily]

Libby...pardon or I will talk

[4Reaganomics]

RENO: Brutally murder innocents in WACO

[ECW]

Ashcroft Gonzales Mukasey all lack brains.

[ECW]

The GOP: We hate poor people.

[Invayne]

Ted Kennedy: Is NOT Aqua Man

[Shoey]

Howard Dean: Loud mouth Liberal imbecile.

[ECW]

John McCain's Geography: Iraq borders Afghanistan

[tecoyah]

Anne Coulter- Proof McCain loves horses

[Invayne]

Michelle Obama: Whitey will pay now.

[lily]

Cindy McCain John's personal Barbie doll

[BoogyMan]

Barack Obama: change for change's sake!

[Invayne]

Hillary: where boners go to die

[4Reaganomics]

Michelle Obama: Whitey will pay now.

lmao

Obama: Protege of racists and terrorists

[Invayne]

Reagan: Never again one like him.:sadly:

[Shoey]

Bill Clinton: Iraqi citizens evade bombings!

[Invayne]

Hillary Clinton: I smoke cigars too.

[Shoey]

Richard Nixon: I'm not a crook. :shame: <(Bah-ha) Ya liar! (Heh-heh)

[Invayne]

Joe McCarthy: You homo and commie!

[ECW]

Carly Fiorina: I whore for McCain

[Shoey]

John Edwards: Caught with mistress..... again!

[lily]

Nancy Reagan, making decisions for Ronnie

[Shoey]

Jesse Jackson: "Talking down black man"

[lily]

McCain What country am I in?

[Shoey]

Obama: How many states in USA? (57) :shame:

[lily]

Maliki We are not your country

[Invayne]

Barack Hussein Obama: Ten year president.:lmao:

[4Reaganomics]

Obama: Proud member of Banking Committee

[Invayne]

Ted Kennedy: Osama, Obama...no difference!:madlaugh:

[Shoey]

Nancy Patricia Pelosi: Failure to lead!

[lily]

Bush no child left a dime

[ECW]

John McCain: History's wrong. I'm right.

[Shoey]

Obama: forfeits visiting wounded soldiers!

[ECW]

OBAMA: Banking Committee Member... no, wait!

[BoogyMan]

Obamamessiah: the lie in the sky!

[ECW]

McSame: the finger in your eye.

[Invayne]

Chuck Baldwin: A real choice perhaps?

[lily]

John Sidney McCain the denture whistler

[ECW]

Mitt Romney: party whore in waiting

[Shoey]

Wesley Clark: betrayed the USA military.

[Invayne]

John Sidney McCain the denture whistler

:madlaugh:

Eleanor Roosevelt: a lip lapping lesbian

[Shoey]

Jimmy Carter: worst president U.S history!

[Invayne]

Dhimmi Carter: a terrorist ass kisser

[lily]

McCain shopping for cheese and votes

[Invayne]

McCain: Who the hell wants him?

[lily]

McCain......when did they move Pakistan?

[Invayne]

Barack Obama: Dictator of 57 states.

[lily]

Gonzales the man who forgot everything

[ECW]

Cindy McCain: I never drink water.

[lily]

Cindy McCain I lost my prescription

[Invayne]

McCain: there are no prisoners of war

[ECW]

POW John McCain: I remember Pittsburgh.

[4Reaganomics]

Barack Obama: just words, just speeches

[ECW]

John McCain: all words, no brains.

[Shoey]

Obama: Polls reflect I'm losing ground.......

[ECW]

McCain: Will say anything for votes

[Rage]

One less choice for you! ~Obama'08

[ECW]

McCain 08: It's my last chance.

[Shoey]

George W. Bush: Worst president ever?

[lily]

Rove catch me if you can!

[ECW]

Ted Stevens: republican Corruption In Action.

[Shoey]

John Edwards: Mistress affair, dodging questions!

[tecoyah]

Republican Base- Chicken with no head

[Invayne]

Democrats...a Chicken with no sense.

[lily]

Bush Lame duck....Cheney don't shoot!

[ECW]

Karl Rove: I take the Fifth.

[Shoey]

Obama: Shifting position on offshore drilling

[lily]

Cindy McCain....butterscotch cookie recipe anyone?

[ECW]

McCain 2008: Pick a SMART VP.

[Blueneck]

Cindy McCain....butterscotch cookie recipe anyone?Those aren't chips they are Percocets. :madlaugh:

[tecoyah]

Karl Rove: I take the Fifth.

We don't need no stinking Badges...

[lily]

Rove, Cheney, Rumsfailed....the three stooges.

[ECW]

John McCain: making Kerry look masterful

[lily]

Condi.....is this nightmare over yet?

[Invayne]

Obama: I thought GA meant Georgia!

[ECW]

Straight Talk Express has a flat.

[pickles]

Pelosi: Closing Congress to save planet.

[Shoey]

McCain: Polls reflect he's catching Obama.

[Invayne]

All politicians are crooked as hell.

[lily]

Obama playing with a full deck

[pickles]

Obama: Every card is race card.

[ECW]

SD Cindy: Show us your tits.

[lily]

John.......Cindy can be Miss Buffalo-chip

[Shoey]

Obama: I'm falling, can't get up?

[Invayne]

Pelosi: I'm a failure. Kill me.

[lily]

McCain....no policy, just attack ads

[ECW]

McCain: following Bush's gameplan for stupidity.

[Invayne]

John McCain: Not ENOUGH attack ads.

[lily]

Bush making an ass of himself

[ECW]

Antonin Scalia: Appointed dorkwad for life.

[Invayne]

Ruth Bader Ginsberg: The Supreme Sleeper

[pickles]

Franken: Funnier politician than SNL comedian

http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/1/d9/1676135301

[ECW]

Senator Tom Colburn: obstructionist Oklahoma idiot

[lily]

Stevens should have built an igloo

[ECW]

Senator Lott: Corrupted before I quit.

[Shoey]

Vladimir Putin: Evil dictator, mass murderer! :unreal:

[ECW]

McCain 2008: no plans, no hope.

[Truth_and_Power]

Obama: forfeits visiting wounded soldiers!

--Face Palm--

[aaronssongs]

WMD has been found: White House

[lily]

McCain I need war with Russia

[ECW]

MCCAIN: corrupt lobbyists are my guides.

[Shoey]

Nancy Pelosi: I should be fired!

[lily]

Rice Using her Russian degree now

[Invayne]

Edwards: No fat chicks with cancer.




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[ECW]

McCain: Adultery is bad. No, wait...

[lily]

McCain are Russian troops in Checkoslavia ?

[ECW]

Bush: Don't forget about Poland, OK?

[lily]

McCain.....it's not that Georgia? Nevermind.

[ECW]

McCain: Karl Rove isn't so bad.

[lily]

McCain......Cindy whispered me the questions

[4Reaganomics]

Obama, let babies born alive die

[ECW]

Jerome Corsi: the republican spiritual advisor.

[Invayne]

John F. Kennedy: I'm seeing stars!

[lily]

McCain Will Eat His Own Face.

[ECW]

McCain-Romney: flip-floppers united again.

[lily]

McCain I own how many houses?

[ECW]

McCain: draft more soldiers... no, wait!

[lily]

Cindy Need pills can't shake hands

[ECW]

Cindy "Pro-Adoption" McCain adopts Obama's brother.

[lily]

Cindy can't buy a White House

[ECW]

McCain-Romney: Flip-flopping for America.

[pickles]

Obama and Biden: Fake and snake

[lily]

Obama 3:00am email for his supporters

[ECW]

My Cell Phone: It's Just Barack.

[lily]

McCain throwing Biden under the bus.

[ECW]

Joe Biden: Attack Dog, Nice Wife.

[lily]

Biden........he ain't Clinton, Thank God.

[ECW]

GOP 2008: Running wild, running scared.

[lily]

Bush sends Cheney.......McCain sends Cindy???

[ECW]

Ted Kennedy: The Old Lion Roars

[lily]

Sasha We love you, daddy. Bye!

[ECW]

No way, no how, no McCain!

[lily]

Bush/Cheney hidden on Labor Day

[ECW]

McCain Was Wrong, Obama Was Right

[lily]

Obama raising the bar for politics

[ECW]

McCain at the bar taking shots.

[lily]

McCain.....showcase wife, showcase VP choice.

[ECW]

McCain 2008: Beauty Queens For Everyone!

[lily]

Palin Drilling in ANWAR for everyone

[ECW]

McCain 2008: Health Care for Nobody

[4Reaganomics]

Michelle Obama: Uglier than Palin, Cindy

[Invayne]

Michelle Obama: I'm finally lovin America!

[lily]

McCain impulse decisions now and later?

[Invayne]

Bush...there's a new world comin'

[ECW]

McCain 2008: Sweet ass for VP

[lily]

Palin mooseburgers the other red meat

[Invayne]

John...the McQueen that still lives.

[lily]

Palin......I'm going to be a grandmother?!

[ECW]

McCain/Palin: No birth control for you!

[lily]

McCain speed vetting gets gets Palin

[Invayne]

FUCK THIS ELECTION...sucks moose balls.

:unreal:

[ECW]

More War. More Torture. McCain 2008

[lily]

Three hours, seventy questions equals Vicepresident.

[ECW]

Pitbull With Lipstick=You're a Dog.

[lily]

McCain why didn't I pick Lieberman?