What Was The Question?

[ECW]

Didn't you know that this is a new game where you may only ask questions?

Did you know you can ask as many questions as you want?

Like Jeopardy, did you comprehend that all your answers have to be in the form of a question?

Are you ready to play?

[Pookie]

Where are the rules? Are you ready to play, too?

[4Reaganomics]

Can you play with yourself?

[PatrickHenry]

Can I turn you upside down and shake you?

Can I keep the money I encounter?

[lily]

Are you lost?

Whos' on first?

[ECW]

Why do you want to know?

[Condorman]

Don't the questions have to be related to the past posts? Or are completely random questions okay?

[ECW]

Why can't fish play the harmonica?

[Pookie]

Why don't badgers have computers?

[ECW]

See? Any kind of questions are fine or didn't you know that?

Why is everyone being so persnikkety?

And why hasn't anyone answered my harmonica question?

[BoogyMan]

Why can't the fish play their own instruments and leave my harmonica alone?

[PatrickHenry]

...

Why is everyone being so persnikkety?

And why hasn't anyone answered my harmonica question?
Why ask why?

And why do men have nipples? Do we really need to know that?

[lily]

Why is the sky blue?

[Muser]

Were you aware that I'm familiar with this game, but know it as "tennis"?

[lily]

Why didn't you tell us before?

[NortheastCynic]

What?

-NC

[Pookie]

Why do my cats often hack up a hairball in the MOST inconvenient places?

[Rage]

Have you ever wondered that you haven't made a CONVENIENT PLACE for them to puke?

[Professor]

Can you play with yourself?

Why am I the first person who noticed this? :help:

[lily]

Why isn't professor helping 4 reagan?

[BoogyMan]

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

[ECW]

Why do you want to ruin a perfectly good paint job by touching it?

[lily]

What time is it?

[Shoey]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anyone really care?

[Rage]

Can you play with yourself?

touching it?

Why am I the first person who noticed this? :help:

Are we supposed to touch ourselves now?

[tecoyah]

Can we Use a friend....instead?

[Pookie]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anyone really care?

Is that from a Chicago song?

[PatrickHenry]

Why do we play these silly games?

[Pookie]

Maybe because we're bored? Or maybe having fun? Who knows?

[ECW]

Why do you play silly games if you don't want to? Are you a masochist or what?

[Shoey]

Why can't we be friends?

[ECW]

Are you that insecure that you search out anonymous people on an Internet forum to befriend? Or were you just quoting a song title?

[Shoey]

What's love got to do with it? (Heh-heh)

[ECW]

Is this the start of my 19th nervous breakdown?

[Shoey]

Is fear false evidence that appears real?

[ECW]

What's that?

[Burning Giraffe]

Where are my pants?

And isn't fear just an emotional reaction to uncertainty and insecurity?

[Pookie]

You lost your pants?

[Shoey]

"I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain"?

[Muser]

You didn't know I've seen fire and rain? And where have all the good times gone?

[lily]

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

[ECW]

Did you actually try that?

What did it taste like?

How do you know a bug didn't crawl over it while you were sleeping?

[Shoey]

Good Lord, where in the world is Waldo?

[ECW]

Did he steal his clothes from The Cat In The Hat?

[lily]

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?

[Pookie]

Wasn't that one hell of a great movie, Lily?
Now where in the hell did I put my Ipod?

[ECW]

...did you check the fridge next to the can food?

[jafar00]

I've left sensitive electronics in the wrong place before too hehe.
I burned a hole in my best clothes today. Have you guys done the same when you try ironing with a cheap ass iron with a broken themostat?

[lily]

Have you burnt your finger testing to see if it was hot?

[Shoey]

What's your name little girl?

[lily]

Who wrote the book of love?

[NortheastCynic]

What's love got to do with it?

-NC

[ECW]

Why do fools fall in love? Are you a fool if you fall in love?

[Shoey]

If it ain't broke then why try and fix it?

[ECW]

Why is that wrench in your hand? Shouldn't you be using a hammer? Or a drill press?

[Shoey]

Where have all the good times gone?

[AnnEsthesia]

Down on the bayou?

[ECW]

Where the crawdads and the alligators play?

[lily]

What's for dinner?

[Pookie]

How about roast beef, mashed potatoes, gravy, and artichokes?

[lily]

What do you want?

[ECW]

Why won't you give it up?

[lily]

Why should I?

[Blueneck]

Is that George Bush's flight suit cod piece you're wearing or are you just happy to see me? ;)

[lily]

How did you know that was my favorite picture?


http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/e/bush_codpiece.jpg

::sigh::

[Buck Laser]

Why do you ask, old one?

[lily]

Who you calling old?

[ECW]

Why do you take offense at being called old when it takes you a whole day to respond to an insult?

[Blueneck]

Could you repeat the question?

[AnnEsthesia]

Do you need Miracle Ear?

[Blueneck]

Is that anything like Miracle Whip?

[Shoey]

Do you believe in the hereafter?

[Blueneck]

After where?

[AnnEsthesia]

After hours?

[lily]

What time is that?

[Blueneck]

Why don't you swat that fly already?

[AnnEsthesia]

Because it is her familiar?

[Blueneck]

Who asked you?

[AnnEsthesia]

Didn't you?

[Blueneck]

Should I have?

[AnnEsthesia]

What do you think?

[lily]

Doesn't everyone love SPLAT?

[Blueneck]

Doesn't everyone love SPLAT?You named your fly?

[lily]

Er.....um.......is there something wrong with that?


Actually Splat is a gnat and gets upset when he's called a fly.

[Blueneck]

Er.....um.......is there something wrong with that?


Actually Splat is a gnat and gets upset when he's called a fly.
Does he anwer to his name?


My ex named his "fly" too, but he called it Baby Huey!

[Shoey]

Does he anwer to his name?


My ex named his "fly" too, but he called it Baby Huey!

Go away little girl? (Bah-ha) :love:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NQ6Urnr-fYc

[Blueneck]

Do you know who I am? :)

[Truth_and_Power]

Are you a secret muslim?

[Blueneck]

Are you a secret muslim?Do you want me to be? ;)

[lily]

Will it change the outcome?

[ECW]

Why? Is that important to you or are you just asking to be a snoop?

[Blueneck]

Why? Is that important to you or are you just asking to be a snoop?
What difference would it make?

[ECW]

Why do you think it would make a difference?

What were we talking about again?

[Blueneck]

Why do you think it would make a difference?

What were we talking about again?Are you trying to change the subject?

[ECW]

Is there even a subject at hand? What was it?

[Invayne]

Has anyone figured out what the definition of "is" is?

[ECW]

Is what "is" is in your avatar?

[Invayne]

What about my avatar?

[Blueneck]

What about my avatar?Are those real?

[Invayne]

Are YOU for real?

[lily]

Why??

[BoogyMan]

Wouldn't YOU like to know? :D

[Invayne]

Know what? WTF??

[BoogyMan]

What?! Are you talking to me? :D

[Invayne]

You got a Brooklyn accent widdat?

[Shoey]

Yooze gawt ah prablim wit' dat fli gurl? :love:

[Invayne]

Yooze gawt ah prablim wit' dat fli gurl? :love:

An wut da fok if ah do?

[Blueneck]

An wut da fok if ah do?Would you mind removing the marbles from your mouth before you type?

[lily]

Wouldn't that be marbles in the head?

[Invayne]

How do you know it's marbles that I have in my mouth?:evil:

[Shoey]

What time is it?

[Blueneck]

What time is it?Can't tell where Mickey's hand is pointing?

[Shoey]

Can't tell where Mickey's hand is pointing?

Your Mickey Mouse watch says it's thirteen o'clock? :love:

[Blueneck]

Your Mickey Mouse watch says it's thirteen o'clock? :love:Maybe that's not his hand?

[lily]

Am I blushing?

[Blueneck]

Am I blushing?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[lily]

Are there woods in the Vatican?

[Blueneck]

Are there woods in the Vatican?Where do you think the Pope gets his wood?

[Mr. Orr]

From Hustler, or was it Playboy?

[Blueneck]

From Hustler, or was it Playboy?Wasn't it Boyplay?

[ECW]

Was that a freudian slip?

Are you even wearing a dress?

[Invayne]

Why do you ask that?

[lily]

You haven't seen pictures of ECW in a dress?

[Invayne]

Do I have to???

[lily]

Did you check you PM box?

[Invayne]

Are you trying to scare me?

[lily]

Who me?

[Invayne]

Am I talking to anyone else?

[lily]

Are you as confused as I am?

[Invayne]

Why are you calling me confused?

[lily]

Did I?

[AnnEsthesia]

Did you forget?

[ECW]

Why are you getting into the middle of all this?

[Invayne]

Why don't you mind your own business?

[AnnEsthesia]

Why do I have to?

[Invayne]

Have you no manners?

Why is this site so slow????

[AnnEsthesia]

Don't you think I have manners?

I don't know? Maybe the boys in the basement let their pet monkeys loose again?

[Invayne]

Why do those monkeys have no manners?

[AnnEsthesia]

Maybe the boys did not give them any pants?

[Invayne]

Don't you like monkeys with no pants?

[AnnEsthesia]

Why do you want naked monkey butts in your lap?

[Invayne]

Why not?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/laidbacknluvinit/lovemonkey.gif

[AnnEsthesia]

Are you a fan of monkey poo?

[Invayne]

Don't ya love hot monkey love?:lmao:

[AnnEsthesia]

Don't ya love hot monkey love?:lmao:

Is it wrong if I say no? Don't you think I look more like someone who would prefer hot warrior love? There is animal and then there is aaaaanimal, don't you know?

[lily]

......but when does the whip come in?

[AnnEsthesia]

Why? Are you interested?

[lily]

Are you calling me a monkey butt?

[AnnEsthesia]

I don't know? Are you one?

[lily]

Nope........just a plain old everyday fat ass.:lmao:

[Invayne]

Nope........just a plain old everyday fat ass.:lmao:

OK, rules of the game are broken....How could you??

[AnnEsthesia]

Don't you think you should give her a break, what with her advanced age and all?

[lily]

OK, rules of the game are broken....How could you??


Does this mean my answer doesn't count, Alex?

[Invayne]

Advanced age? What, 40?

[Invayne]

Does this mean my answer doesn't count, Alex?

No, now go to your room, mmmmkay?

[AnnEsthesia]

Advanced age? What, 40?

Lily is my granny. Right lily? You are what? 67? 77? 57? 49? Well, my memory is bad... I know it is an odd number... :ponder:

[AnnEsthesia]

I don't think they did anything to me, do you? Would you rather 11? Or 13? Or 17?

[lily]

Huh???

:madlaugh:

[AnnEsthesia]

:innocent: What?

[lily]

Don't you hate when that happens?

[AnnEsthesia]

When what happens?

[lily]

You ask me a half hour later and expect me to remember?

[AnnEsthesia]

Did you remember to wear pants today?

[lily]

On the inside or outside of my jeans?

[AnnEsthesia]

What do you want inside your jeans? And do I really want to know this?

[Invayne]

Wouldn't you want something in your jeans?:ecstatic:

[lily]

Besides my fat ass?

[Invayne]

Is there any room for anything else?:shock:

[Rage]

I thought your bra was big enough for that, wasn't it? By the way what did that skull tit woman do to your avatar?

[ECW]

Inside who's jeans? Why didn't anybody PM me with pictures? What the hell is this place coming to?

[Invayne]

Why y'all such pervs????:shock:

[Blueneck]

Why y'all such pervs????:shock:'Cuz they ain't gittin' any?

[lily]

Any what?

[Invayne]

You're asking me?

[ECW]

Why don't you know the answer to that? Are you still... a virgin?

[Invayne]

HAH! Ya think?

[ECW]

Did you know that your "HAH!" response was not a question and you are disqualified from playing anymore?

Would you believe that I truly believe you are a virgin?

[Pookie]

Would you believe she is not a virgin?

[Invayne]

I really can't play anymore???:sadly:

[Invayne]

Would you believe she is not a virgin?

Isn't it past your bedtime?

[ilikegw]

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dog's face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

[Invayne]

Must you babble on so much?

[ilikegw]

Why are you always stalking me?

[lily]

When is it over?

[ilikegw]

Why???

[lily]

Does ther have to be a reason?

[ilikegw]

Why shouldn't there be a reason to end such a great thing?

[lily]

Who said I wanted it to end?

[ilikegw]

Is it just me or is lily stalking me?

[lily]

Why wouldn't I stalk you ilikegw?

[ECW]

Why is Invayne still playing? Didn't we ban her bitch ass?

[Invayne]

What makes you think this bitch is going anywhere?

[ilikegw]

Why does Invayne insist on coming here when all she does is leave cat hair trails?

[lily]

Why is ilikegw stalking Invayne?

[ilikegw]

Why are you stalking me when I'm stalking Invayne?

[lily]

Whyare you trying to make me run in circles?

[ilikegw]

Why are you trying to hypnotize everyone with that bug in your signature?

[Blueneck]

Are you getting very, very sleepy?

[ilikegw]

Are you looking through my windows!!?!?

[Blueneck]

Are they open, or is that just your legs? ;)

[ilikegw]

Do you want me to open my legs? EEEKS!!

[Blueneck]

Do you want me to open my legs? EEEKS!!
Didn't they have to evacuate half the state last time you did that? Aren't at least two guys are from the Hazmat team are still missing?

[ECW]

Why did you post such a revolting image so early in the morning? Did you realize it could make people sick? Do you even care?

[Blueneck]

Why did you post such a revolting image so early in the morning? Did you realize it could make people sick? Do you even care?
You want pictures? :evil:

[ECW]

Do you have them? How much will it cost me?

[Blueneck]

How's the loss of your eyesight not to mention your innocence and maxing out your Visa card sound?

[ECW]

Can I use my Mastercard, too?

[Blueneck]

May I suggest you save that to pay for the medical bills?

[Pookie]

If ECW ends up in the hospital, do we have to send him flowers?

[ilikegw]

Didn't they have to evacuate half the state last time you did that? Aren't at least two guys are from the Hazmat team are still missing?

Why you gotta be so nasty? :grrrr:

[Invayne]

You guys are making my sides hurt from laughing and you don't even care, do you?

[lily]

What makes you think that? Didn't you get the flowers?

[ECW]

You guys are making my sides hurt from laughing and you don't even care, do you?

Can I come over and massage your sides to show you how much I care? Will I have to wear the hazmat suit or something else?

[slappy]

Does your hazmat suit have fake breasts sewn into it? Should I take mine back and demand an explanation?

[ECW]

Why would mine need fake breasts? You do know that Homey don't play that, don't you?

[Invayne]

Shall I PM you my address?:evil:

[ilikegw]

Does anyone want Invayne's address?. You do know that have it, along with her phone number, right?

[lily]

Wasn't that on the I-75 rest stop wall?

[ilikegw]

Dind't I write it on all the Taco Bell bathrooms along the East Coast, too?

[lily]

Why does Invayne think her numbers are such a secret?

[ilikegw]

Doesn't she post her number on forums all over the 'net?

[lily]

Jesus........how big is your clooection of Invayne's numbers?

[ilikegw]

Are you jealous because I have her numeber and you don't?

[lily]

I thought everybody had it.....I'm not included in everybody?

[Invayne]

Jesus........how big is your clooection of Invayne's numbers?

What's a clooection? Do I need to see a doctor for that?

[ECW]

Did I tell you that I graduated first in my class from Medical school?

[Invayne]

You expect me to believe that?:nana:

[lily]

You mean he didn't??

[ilikegw]

Wasn't it Clown School?

[ECW]

Is that where you went? Are you sure it wasn't medical school?

[Invayne]

Who can afford medical school?

[ilikegw]

How many aluminium cans would I have to redeem for one semester of Med school?

[Invayne]

How many miles would I have to walk along the side of the road to find all of those cans?

[lily]

Why would you have to walk to find cans? Don't you have bottle refund in your state?

[Invayne]

You think I drink THAT much??

[lily]

They told me you do......were they lying?

[ECW]

Why don't you just mug the homeless guys a block before they get to the recycling center and just take their cans instead of going out and scrounging them? Don't you know that's how they do it in Texas?

[Invayne]

Do you think I live in Texas?

[Blueneck]

Is that Mamie Van Doren or Jayne Mansfield in your avatar?

[Invayne]

Jayne Mansfield, can't you tell?

[lily]

Is she the one that died from a car crash that decapitated her?

[Invayne]

Is she the one that died from a car crash that decapitated her?

Just the top of her head...wanna see some pics?

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/m/Mansfield/jayne_mansfield.htm

[lily]

How did you know I would click on the link?

[ilikegw]

Wasn't it a wig? Didn't I watch her daughter's True Hollywood Story?

[lily]

Who is her daughter?

[ilikegw]

Didn't you know Mariska Hargitay (Olivia Benson) from Law & Order: SVU was her daughter?

[Invayne]

How did you know I would click on the link?

Aren't you the morbid type that likes that kinda stuff?:evil:

[Invayne]

Wasn't it a wig?

Didn't you read the story where it said a wig AND half of her head?:sick:

[lily]

Didn't you know Mariska Hargitay (Olivia Benson) from Law & Order: SVU was her daughter?


No...........really?

[Invayne]

No...........really?

Hah! So you really DIDN'T read the whole story, did you?