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ECW
10-16-2008, 08:24 AM
I wish ECW didn't break my arm.

Your Wish is granted because there are rules about that here at DF.

*takes down target from preservanation's forehead... put's it on Lily's*

I wish more people would play this game.
lily
10-17-2008, 12:28 AM
I wish more people would play this game.

Ok.....but I'll have to put it in FP for that to happen.

I wish it didn't turn cold so fast in Michigan.
Oregon Elephant
10-17-2008, 12:32 AM
Ok.....but I'll have to put it in FP for that to happen.

I wish it didn't turn cold so fast in Michigan.

Your wish is granted, the definition of "cold" has been changed to mean "below -50 degree F."

I wish the song "time in a bottle" was more popular.
Saigio
10-17-2008, 01:06 AM
You got it! Granted, it's a new version of the song. A heavy metal version. The music video brainwashes people to start smashing all time pieces with bottles.

I wish that class would be over already...
Oregon Elephant
10-17-2008, 01:14 AM
You got it! Granted, it's a new version of the song. A heavy metal version. The music video brainwashes people to start smashing all time pieces with bottles.

I wish that class would be over already...

Granted, my class just ended.

I wish the pickles were free.
Saigio
10-17-2008, 01:16 AM
Granted, my class just ended.

I wish the pickles were free.

Granted. Free pickles for all. But I will NOT tell you were they came from, and what they have been used for previously.
Oregon Elephant
10-17-2008, 01:21 AM
Granted. Free pickles for all. But I will NOT tell you were they came from, and what they have been used for previously.

so what is your wish?
Saigio
10-17-2008, 01:22 AM
so what is your wish?

That I didn't have to wish for anything! :p
Oregon Elephant
10-17-2008, 01:36 AM
That I didn't have to wish for anything! :p

granted, you're in a veggie state that can't comprehend wishing, and so have no wishes to make.

I wish that you would tell me where those pickles came from and what they were previously used for.
lily
10-17-2008, 04:00 PM
I wish that you would tell me where those pickles came from and what they were previously used for.

Your wish is granted. They were in a previous life


I wish I didn't have to go pee, so I could finish OE's wish.
Invayne
10-17-2008, 04:03 PM
Your wish is granted. They were in a previous life


I wish I didn't have to go pee, so I could finish OE's wish.

You got it! You just peed on OE's pickle!:madlaugh:

I wish this game would end.
Oregon Elephant
10-17-2008, 10:50 PM
You got it! You just peed on OE's pickle!:madlaugh:

I wish this game would end.

Granted.
Oregon Elephant
10-17-2008, 10:51 PM
Now we are starting it back up.

I wish I could hear the rest of Lily's granting of my past wish (hopefully she has peed now).
lily
10-18-2008, 03:35 AM
I wish I could hear the rest of Lily's granting of my past wish (hopefully she has peed now).


...........Granted........in a crock.

I sure wish and hope that was the right answer to the question......because I forgot.
ECW
10-21-2008, 08:15 AM
I sure wish and hope that was the right answer to the question......because I forgot.

Your Wish Is Granted but I also forgot what to grant you so I'll just send you a lollipop and tell you to move along.

I wish I could get a new pair of shoes.
lily
10-22-2008, 03:43 AM
I wish I could get a new pair of shoes.



Your wish is granted.......don't fall......and for God's sake......don't let the guys see you!


http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/q/I/hh_019.gif

I wish it was Friday and I was heading North.
NIOSA
10-22-2008, 04:07 AM
I wish Ann "Ma" Richards were still alive selling & Doritos.
ECW
10-23-2008, 08:10 AM
I wish it was Friday and I was heading North.

Your Wish Is Granted but now you are forced to walk to get there in your new pair of shoes. Don't fall.

http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/q/I/hh_019.gif

(I ignored you NIOSA because you broke the rules and did not grant Lily's wish.)

I wish it wasn't so cold here now. The temperature has dipped below 80.
lily
10-23-2008, 10:32 PM
I wish it wasn't so cold here now. The temperature has dipped below 80.


Your wish is granted. Welcome to Michigan where it's 45.

I wish I was in Texas where it was 80.
conservative
10-23-2008, 10:53 PM
Your wish is granted. Welcome to Michigan where it's 45.

I wish I was in Texas where it was 80.

Your wish is granted...welcome to red state America...you are now a guest on a ranch in Crawford.

I wish it was Christmas....when I can see my G-Baby!

http://extrabase.baseball.sportsline.com/images/news/alysa7-08b.jpg
Oregon Elephant
10-25-2008, 01:44 AM
Your wish is granted...welcome to red state America...you are now a guest on a ranch in Crawford.

I wish it was Christmas....when I can see my G-Baby!

http://extrabase.baseball.sportsline.com/images/news/alysa7-08b.jpg

Your wish is granted, it is in most retail stores (like Fred Meyer).

I wish that I got the solo for the choir song that I auditioned for yesterday.
lily
10-28-2008, 05:44 AM
I wish that I got the solo for the choir song that I auditioned for yesterday.

Congratulations..........your wish is granted........aren't you happy they changed the solo to rap?

I wish my elbows weren't so dry.
ECW
10-28-2008, 08:19 AM
I wish my elbows weren't so dry.

Your Wish Is Granted but now you have to walk around with your arms half-cocked to hold up the little buckets of moose fat that your elbows are dipped in to keep them soft. (Sarah sends her best...)

I wish it were summer again.
lily
10-29-2008, 12:02 AM
I wish it were summer again.


Your wish is granted.....it's now 118 in the shade for weeks on end, just like you were complaining about when it was summer in Texas.

I wish Sarah wouldn't have shot that moose, so my elbows wouldn't be so dry......I could have lived with dry elbows, if I only knew!
ECW
10-29-2008, 10:07 AM
I wish Sarah wouldn't have shot that moose...

Your Wish Is Granted. She shot herself in the foot instead.

I wish I had an umbrella for the hot sun.
Pookie
11-03-2008, 05:12 PM
Your Wish Is Granted. She shot herself in the foot instead.

I wish I had an umbrella for the hot sun.

Your wish is granted, but the umbrella is only big enough for Barbie.

I wish these damned political robo-calls would stop!
lily
11-04-2008, 12:09 AM
I wish these damned political robo-calls would stop!

Your wish is granted.......now it's only bill collectors.

I wish I had a nice cold beer.
Pookie
11-04-2008, 06:40 AM
Your wish is granted, but the beer turns out to be O'Doul's nonalcoholic beer.
I wish my dog wouldn't pounce on me so much.
ECW
11-04-2008, 09:08 AM
I wish my dog wouldn't pounce on me so much.

You Wish Is Granted as I help you to stand erect instead of laying on the floor like a doormat.

I wish for a landslide Obama victory today.