Your Wish Is Granted

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted. The place is at your house, and they never sleep.

I wish my neighbors did not enjoy making drama.

Your wish is granted, and they make comedy and stay up laughing all night until you lose your mind from lack of sleep....

I wish I had a house in the mountains...

[preservanation]

I wish I had a house in the mountains...Your wish is granted, but it's in the Urals.

I wish I could command the creatures of the deep, in Spanish, like Aguaman.

[BoogyMan]

Your wish is granted, but your massive army of Shrimp has gotten out of control.

I wish I had gotten some sleep last night.

[preservanation]

Your wish is granted, but your massive army of Shrimp has gotten out of control.

I wish I had gotten some sleep last night.Your wish is granted, let's just hope that your sharp oxymoronic responses on this thread do not suffer.

I wish I had a a pair of baby blue platform shoes.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted, let's just hope that your sharp oxymoronic responses on this thread do not suffer.

I wish I had a a pair of baby blue platform shoes.

Your wish is granted....now do something with that corpse from the 70's that insisted she get buried with her shoes on.

I wish the damned weeds didn't grow so tall in my yard.

[ECW]

I wish the damned weeds didn't grow so tall in my yard.

Your Wish Is Granted but now you are known around town as the Goat Lady.

I wish contractors would show up on time.

[Truth_and_Power]

Your Wish Is Granted but now you are known around town as the Goat Lady.

I wish contractors would show up on time.

Your wish is granted, they are showing up on 'Island Time'.

I wish I had a connection for cheap custom cabinets.

[lily]

I wish I had a connection for cheap custom cabinets.

Your wish is granted, but they come with the installer they call Butt Crack Joe and you have to keep an eye on him!

I still wish I didn't have to go home today!

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. You never see home again.

I wish Lily would quit whining about going home!

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted. Your computer is now fried and you don't have to hear (read) it anymore.

I wish my phone bill wasn't so high.:grrrr:

[lily]

Your wish is granted, but now all you have are 2 tin cans and some string.

I wish I was back up North.

[BoogyMan]

Your wish is granted, but you forgot your coat, and its COOOOOLD on the Kenai Peninsula.

I wish that at nearly 8:30 at night it was below 100 degrees here.

[Buck Laser]

Your wish is granted, but you forgot your coat, and its COOOOOLD on the Kenai Peninsula.

I wish that at nearly 8:30 at night it was below 100 degrees here.
Wish granted: but because you were imprecise in stating your wish, it's now 100 degrees below zero In Wichita Falls.

I wish Joe would loose his fear of yappy little lintballs, and learn to respect great danes and great pyrenees at the dog park. The bigger they are, the more he likes 'm.

[lily]

I wish Joe would loose his fear of yappy little lintballs, and learn to respect great danes and great pyrenees at the dog park. The bigger they are, the more he likes 'm.

Your wish is granted.....but those yippy little lintballs........they are now in his coat and you have to brush them out.

I wish it didn't get dark before my grandson got to cut the back grass.

[Babylon]

Your wish is granted.....but those yippy little lintballs........they are now in his coat and you have to brush them out.

I wish it didn't get dark before my grandson got to cut the back grass.
Your wish is granted... But now the Sun forgot how to go down, and all your flowers, trees,and grass are dead for eternity.. Sorry, only yours..

I wish I knew what it is..

[BoogyMan]

Your wish is granted, but what are you going to do with an electric gopher polisher?

I wish it were Fall already.

[ECW]

I wish it were Fall already.

Your Wish Is Granted but now the rain won't fall and all your flowers, trees,and grass are dead for eternity... Sorry, only yours...

I wish I spoke Russian.

[Buck Laser]

Wish granted. You stepped on a rake in your back yard. It flew up and hit you in the head. You now speak Russian like a native. But you know NO English.

I wish I had a Russian translator to send you.

[Mr. Orr]

Wish granted. You stepped on a rake in your back yard. It flew up and hit you in the head. You now speak Russian like a native. But you know NO English.

I wish I had a Russian translator to send you.

Wish granted. On your way to mail the Russian Translator your car overheated and before long the state police came to assist. Noticing the thumping coming from the trunk, and hearing the muffled cries of "You evil capitalist swine", the officer decides to investigate...


I wish I had a new job.

[lily]

I wish I had a new job.

You wish is granted........enjoy!

http://laist.com/attachments/la_elise/satan%27s%20ice%20cream.jpg

I wish I had the Russian wishes to grant.

[ECW]

I wish I had the Russian wishes to grant.

Your wish is granted but now all your wishes bring all the vodka and cabbage you can consume even if you asked for something else.

I wish I could date a Russian supermodel.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted, but you can't have sex with her because she's always wasted on vodka and smells like cabbage!

I wish for world peace.

[lily]

I wish for world peace.

Your wishis granted, but I'm not sure which piece of the world you want, so you get Siberia.

I wish I could spell.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. Your job can be to spell things out to stupid people, I'm tired of doing it!

I wish I knew how a coke exploded and my sunglasses were broken in my car while I was inside working.

[Buck Laser]

Your wish is granted, and the explanation is simple: you live in TX, and the temp gets to 190 degrees inside your car.

I wish I didn't have to get Joe neutered.

[AnnEsthesia]

Ding, you don't have to get him neutered, but you no longer can leave your bedroom because he wants to be friends.

I wish I could take a long vacation at the beach.

[lily]

Your wish is granted.........but it's a nudist beach........and some of 'em ain't perdy.

I wish I had money.

[BoogyMan]

Your wish is granted, but the money you dug up in the back yard is old confederate money that isn't worth the paper it is printed on. You can still ruffle em up and use them for kleenex though.

I wish it were not still 99 degrees at 10:00 pm!

[Pookie]

Your wish is granted, but your yard just turned into the only spot on the planet that stays at a steady -99 below zero.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

[ECW]

I wish my back didn't hurt.

Your wish is granted but the meds the doc put you on to ease your back pain also makes you want to strip down to your skivvies so your husband follows you around now with a big cape just like they used to do with James Brown.

I wish I could go to the Democratic convention.

[Mr. Orr]

I wish I could go to the Democratic convention.

Your wish is granted my friend, and upon seeing Obama for the first time you urinate on yourself and pass out only to wake up in a hospital bed being attended to by a male nurse who strikingly resembles Mr. Obama, which of course makes you pee on yourself and pass out again.

I wish I was caught up on my bills.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted my friend, and upon seeing Obama for the first time you urinate on yourself and pass out only to wake up in a hospital bed being attended to by a male nurse who strikingly resembles Mr. Obama, which of course makes you pee on yourself and pass out again.

I wish I was caught up on my bills.

Your wish is granted, and now you can't get out of them.

I wish I didn't have to pull weeds in 95 degree heat.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. They grow in your house now where it is cooler.

I wish y'all didn't have to be so jealous that I'm going to the Republican National Convention AND the Ron Paul Convention. :nana:

[Mr. Orr]

Your wish is granted, while the RNC and the Paul Convention will be attended by such acts as "Jars of Clay", and "Rise", Ron Paul and McCain will be chillin at my house and we'll all pass the bong while listening to Rage and Cypress Hill, that's where I'll get the bright idea that Pauls new slogan should be "Time Time For Some Time For Some Action".

I wish it were Christmas.

[Buck Laser]

It's Christmas. But you're lost in the middle of the Nullarbor Plain in Australia, thirty miles from the nearest water.

I wish I was in a soaring glider, high over the Texas hill country.

[Rage]

Your wish is granted, however its a large one that you share with dick cheney, martha stuart, and the red power ranger.

I wish I had a dollar.

[lily]

I wish I had a dollar.

Damn, you're easy..........your wish is granted, but your Happy Meal cost $2.99......looks like you're washing dishes.

I wish I had a red jawbreaker.

[ECW]

I wish I had a red jawbreaker.

Your Wish Is Granted:

http://ivanitoweb.webcindario.com/imagenes/ivan-drago.jpg

I wish I had a butler and a French maid.

[lily]

I wish I had a butler and a French maid.

Your wish is granted.......but you butler is Rove and your French maid is Barbara Bush........complete in a French maids uniform......enjoy!


I wish I could see the picture ECW posted, instead of just a red x.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted.......but you butler is Rove and your French maid is Barbara Bush........complete in a French maids uniform......enjoy!


I wish I could see the picture ECW posted, instead of just a red x.

Your wish is granted....

http://ivanitoweb.webcindario.com/imagenes/ivan-drago.jpg

I wish my cats would quit fighting.

[ECW]

I wish my cats would quit fighting.

Your wish is granted once you presented them with their own personal pictures of Ivan Drago.

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Rocky/rocky_4_movie_image_ivan_drago__2_.jpghttp://mrcheeseburger9000.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/ivan-drago.thumbnail.jpg

I wish the cat people would just quietly go away for a day.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted once you presented them with their own personal pictures of Ivan Drago.

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Rocky/rocky_4_movie_image_ivan_drago__2_.jpghttp://mrcheeseburger9000.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/ivan-drago.thumbnail.jpg

I wish the cat people would just quietly go away for a day.

Your wish is granted..................:bye:

[Pookie]

Your wish is granted, but you meet me there.
I wish my knees felt better.

[Mia]

I wish my knees felt better.

Your wish is granted - now your back is out.

I wish I didn't have so many things scheduled I have to cancel half of them.

[Stoner]

I wish I didn't have so many things scheduled

Your wish is granted. Now the only daily thing you have scheduled is hourly sponge baths given by a naked Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnel.

I wish for nothing.

[ECW]

I wish for nothing.

Your wish is granted and your brain has been replaced with your wish.

I wish we had better smilies here.

[Rage]

your wish is granted here they are: t(oot) (thats kirby giving the bird) :? :/ :[=] :L ^.^

I wish that Bloodbath isn't god of all that is gore metal because its all I can listen to ever. All the time, lol.

[ECW]

I wish that Bloodbath isn't god of all that is gore metal because its all I can listen to ever. All the time, lol.

Your Wish Is Granted. Now the new God of all Gore Metal is Karen Carpenter. Are you still listening?

I wish there were not so many commercials on the radio.

[Invayne]

Your Wish Is Granted. Now the new God of all Gore Metal is Karen Carpenter. Are you still listening?

I wish there were not so many commercials on the radio.

Your wish is granted...now all of the commercials are on TV, and that's all there is.

I wish I didn't take a day off from the forum yesterday like ECW wanted me to...

[lily]

I wish I didn't take a day off from the forum yesterday like ECW wanted me to...

Your wish is granted.......but now all you can do here is talk about cats to ECW.

I wish I would have baked my husband a birthday cake.

[BoogyMan]

Your wish is granted, but you ran completely out of scratch before finishing the project.

I wish I had unlimited free air conditioning.

[AnnEsthesia]

Ding, your wish is granted. I hope you enjoy your stay up there on that iceburg. Please ignore the sealions and penguins.

I wish people would act more civilly around here.

[ECW]

I wish people would act more civilly around here.

Your Wish Is Granted but you and Potter are the only ones left to post.

I wish I had daily delivery of the newspaper.

[NortheastCynic]

Your wish is granted, enjoy the Boston Herald.

I wish my potential employer would schedule my interview right quick.

-NC

[ECW]

I wish my potential employer would schedule my interview right quick.

Your Wish Is Granted but the only job they offer you is with the Boston Herald.

I wish I had some fresh roasted sunflower seeds.

[Buck Laser]

Wish granted, but as you pop the first one into your mouth, you note weevils crawling all over the ones in your hand.

I wish I could remember to get my safety inspection sticker. It expired in June.

[lily]

I wish I could remember to get my safety inspection sticker. It expired in June.

Your wish is granted, but I don't know what good the inspection sticker is going to do on Joe.

I wish it would stay this quiet in my house forever.

[ECW]

I wish it would stay this quiet in my house forever.

Your Wish Is Granted but now your house is 100 feet underground... in Siberia.

I wish I had a new Sharpie.

[lily]

I wish I had a new Sharpie.

Your wish is granted, but I don't know how your Great Danes are going to feel.


http://albumo.com/photos2/medium/2008/04/01/10/547670.jpg


I wish I had some fresh corn on the cob.

[AlanC]

I wish I had some fresh corn on the cob.


Your wish is granted, you are now in a Silo with only 24,000 ears of unshucked corn between you and the exit.

I wish I had an asprin.

[NortheastCynic]

Your wish is granted. Side effects include dizzyness, nausea and a low sperm count.

I wish my refrigerator wasn't leaking.

-NC

[AlanC]

I wish my refrigerator wasn't leaking.

-NC

Your wish is granted, your fridge is now hermetically sealed for the next 100 years.

I wish it mattered what my sperm count was.

[Buck Laser]

Your refrigerator quit leaking. Now it's filled with hairy mold and the strong smell of rotten broccoli.

I wish my backyard hadn't gotten up to 100+ degrees every day for the last two and a half months.

[AlanC]

I wish my backyard hadn't gotten up to 100+ degrees every day for the last two and a half months.

Your wish is granted, your backyard is now in Alaska, of course you are still in Texas.

I wish my house was cleaner.

[NortheastCynic]

Your wish is granted. The flood has it looking squeaky clean.

I wish Boston's weather was less bipolar.

-NC

[lily]

I wish Boston's weather was less bipolar.

-NC

Your wish is granted.....but you now live with Buck and Boogy who are complaining about the Texas heat.

I wish I watched Madmen today instead of screwing around.

[AlanC]

I wish I watched Madmen today instead of screwing around.

Your wish is granted and sex is no longer an option for you!

I wish there were some way to keep Lily from coming after me for that one.

[ECW]

I wish there were some way to keep Lily from coming after me for that one.

Your Wish Is Granted. Enjoy your stay in Antarctica.

I wish I had a penguin.

[Buck Laser]

Would you like your penguin roasted with a herring stuffing, or deep fat fried?

I wish I had a share in the 98 windmills going on my brother in law's ranch.

[Mia]

I wish I had a share in the 98 windmills going on my brother in law's ranch.

Your wish is granted, but you have to take care of your sister and her kids forever. She will never approve of your wife and they will fight bitterly all day, making you insane.

They will have you committed to an institution, mend their differences, and keep all the money.:evil:

I wish so many of my neighbors did not become assholes when they started getting involved in the HOA, and I could live peacefully among them as I did for the last three years.....

[lily]

I wish so many of my neighbors did not become assholes when they started getting involved in the HOA, and I could live peacefully among them as I did for the last three years.....

Your wish is granted, sadly they made you head of the HOA and you and your handy dandy duct tape shut them up......and you now allow pink flamingos.


I wish my grandsons friends didn't know I made jam.

[Mia]

I wish my grandsons friends didn't know I made jam.


Your wish is granted. You are now a pathological liar and possibly a sociopath.

I wish the clock would turn back 30 minutes. I'm late.:help:

[lily]

I wish the clock would turn back 30 minutes. I'm late.:help:


Your wish is granted......and it was so easy. I turned back your clock......but I didn't kow where you were going, so I couldn't turn back that clock.....so you're still late.

I wish someone would have filled the ice trays instead of putting them in the freezer empty.

[slappy]

Granted! Although god knows what you're going to do with all that frozen rhino pee.

I wish I had a pan of chocolate chip cookies, hot out of the oven.

[lily]

I wish I had a pan of chocolate chip cookies, hot out of the oven.

Your wish is granted....be careful they're........ooopsss too late. How's that burnt tongue ?



I wish my husband would change the bedsheets.

[BoogyMan]

Your wish is granted, but he changed them for magic beans and you know that never causes anything but trouble.

I wish it were below 100 degrees here at 10:30 pm. :(

[slappy]

100 degrees Celcius? Granted, my crispy friend.

I wish I had a state-of-the-art movie theatre in my home.

[ECW]

I wish I had a state-of-the-art movie theatre in my home.

Your Wish Is Granted but the only two movies that it will play are "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" and "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants."

I wish Mia would clear out her PM file so I could send her a message.

[lily]

I wish Mia would clear out her PM file so I could send her a message.


Your wish is granted......Mia's not going to be too happy though......I cleared it out for her and all her nude pictures of you are gone.

I wish I didn't see all those nude pictures of ECW.

[Condorman]

Your wish is granted......Mia's not going to be too happy though......I cleared it out for her and all her nude pictures of you are gone.

I wish I didn't see all those nude pictures of ECW.

Your wish is granted, but they have been replaced with the centerfold of Hue Hefner's new magizine, gayboy, which is him wearing nothing but a pink bunny ears and slipons.


I wish that I could do a backflip.

[lily]

I wish that I could do a backflip.

Your wish is granted.....but you threw your back out doing it......hope it was worth it.

I wish I didn't eat so much at dinner.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. You ate nothing and you are having a hypoglycemic moment - one that lasts all night.

I wish I knew what ECW wanted to say to me without having to clean out my pm box. And that Lily didn't get rid of my stash of his nude pics (bad Lily!).

[lily]

Your wish is granted. You ate nothing and you are having a hypoglycemic moment - one that lasts all night.

Ewww I've had them.....YUCK!

I wish I knew what ECW wanted to say to me without having to clean out my pm box. And that Lily didn't get rid of my stash of his nude pics (bad Lily!).


Your wishes are granted......I hate to spoil the surprise, but ECW was going to propose......and the nude pictures.......I guess you can have them back, I got laughed off of Ebay.

I wish I was flower girl at ECW and Mia's wedding.

[Mia]

I wish I was flower girl at ECW and Mia's wedding.


Your wish is granted. You are 7 and very cute, but you have to start life all over.

I wish I didn't drink too much last night.:embarrased:

[slappy]

Granted! Your body mass has been increased just enough to render the amount of alcohol in your bloodstream relatively benign.

I wish I had a bourbon on ice.

[ECW]

I wish I had a bourbon on ice.

Your Wish Is Granted. In fact, I'll pour one for myself. It's how that manipulative kitten Mia got all those nude pictures of me. I'm not selling the pics I have of her, though. They're way too nice. I got the better deal.

I wish Mia would PM so we could set up the plans for our honeymoon.

[Mia]

I wish Mia would PM so we could set up the plans for our honeymoon.

Your wish is granted. But on the honeymoon, I'm going to turn into a frigid bitch since I got what I wanted and will give nothing back.

(except to other men - that's just how mean I am ;-).

I wish that the muscle relaxer would work on my neck so it will stop hurting and I can sleep!

[ECW]

I wish that the muscle relaxer would work on my neck so it will stop hurting and I can sleep!

Your Wish Is Granted but that muscle relaxer is just my two STRONG hands and after the pain went away the honeymoon arrived and... well, let's just say we both got plenty of sleep... after a week. So much for your plans to be frigid, Toots. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I wish I had a bag of M & Ms. I got the munchies now.

[Mia]

well, let's just say we both got plenty of sleep... after a week. So much for your plans to be frigid, Toots.

Thank God.

I wish I had a bag of M & Ms. I got the munchies now.

Your wish is granted, but now I don't want to be married to you anymore because you are fat from M&M's.:sick:

[ECW]

i guess you are so disenchanted over our quickie marriage that you no longer wish for anything?

[preservanation]

I wish ECW and Mia would stop flirting and get down to business.

[ECW]

I wish ECW and Mia would stop flirting and get down to business.

Your Wish Is Granted but being a gentleman, I'm not telling you anything else.

I wish it were lunchtime.

[BoogyMan]

Your wish is granted, but the watercress soup and cucumber sandwiches are probably not going to give you much energy.

I wish I had a red Swingline stapler.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted, but the watercress soup and cucumber sandwiches are probably not going to give you much energy.

I wish I had a red Swingline stapler.

Your wish is granted. It's rigged to automate, though, and it's stapling your head right now.

I wish muscle relaxers didn't make me feel groggy all the next day.

[lily]

I wish muscle relaxers didn't make me feel groggy all the next day.

Your wish is granted....the muscle relaxers no longer make you feel groggy the next day........but you still got the pain in the neck ECW hanging around.


I wish it wsn't so muggy today.....it makes me feel like I'm in Texas or something.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted....the muscle relaxers no longer make you feel groggy the next day........but you still got the pain in the neck ECW hanging around.


I wish it wsn't so muggy today.....it makes me feel like I'm in Texas or something.

Your wish is granted. It's not muggy today for you because you ARE in Texas now. Welcome, and get ready for 107 degrees tomorrow.:nana:

I wish Lortab wasn't addictive. It's almost worth it when my back and neck act up so I can take it!:help:

[ECW]

I wish Lortab wasn't addictive.

Your Wish Is Granted. It is no longer addictive because they have pulled it off the market and replaced it with orange Pez. I know this because I'm still hanging around.

I wish I had a two pound steak.

[BoogyMan]

Your wish is granted, you have now been presented with a two pound cat steak, its the other white meat you know.

I wish that Cox and Forkum still did political cartoons.

[lily]

I wish that Cox and Forkum still did political cartoons.

Your wish is granted and now they not only do political cartoons again, they do them in the house next door, in the nude with the shades open.

I wish I had a second car.

[preservanation]

Your wish is granted, but you have mine.


I wish I had a flint-lock.

[ECW]

I wish I had a flint-lock.

Your Wish Is Granted but when you tried to carry it from your car to the house a cop saw you and arrested you for being a terrorist and Bush sent you to Gitmo.

I wish I had a DVD of the old You Bet Your Life show.

[slappy]

Granted. A DVD containing the old (1992) game show hosted by Bill Cosby arrives at your door. You watch the first episode just long enough for subliminal messages to program you with an insatiable craving for Pudding Pops.

I wish I had my own private jet.

[Buck Laser]

Your private jet is the 50 year old DeHavilland Comet that used to belong to Led Zeppelin. It's falling apart on the ramp at O'Hare in Chicago, where it's been parked since 1972.

I wish I owned all the jet fuel the airlines have to buy.

[Mia]

I wish I owned all the jet fuel the airlines have to buy.

Your wish is granted but the government just regulated the price to .0000000000045 cents per gallon to help the airline industry.:shock:

I wish my dog could walk herself. I don't feel like it right now.

[lily]

I wish my dog could walk herself. I don't feel like it right now.

Your wish is granted, but Buck's dog Joe walked him........and you really don't want to know what happend.

I wish I didn't have to water my lawn.

[Mia]

I wish I didn't have to water my lawn.


Your wish is granted. You live in a part of AZ where grass is not allowed - your rock yard needs no watering, however it is 120 degrees. And everyone is telling you 'but it's a dry heat!':sick:

I wish the sun had not burned my eye yesterday and that it didn't hurt so badly right now.:sadly:

[ilikegw]

I wish the sun had not burned my eye yesterday and that it didn't hurt so badly right now.

Your wish is granted, your eyes will no longer be burned by the sun, but I have taken your eyes from your head so you will no longer be able to see.

I wish Publisher's Clearing House would know on my door with a check for $10,000,000

[lily]

Your wish is granted. You live in a part of AZ where grass is not allowed - your rock yard needs no watering, however it is 120 degrees. And everyone is telling you 'but it's a dry heat!':sick:

Now you tell me.......I just turned on the sprinkler!

I wish the sun had not burned my eye yesterday and that it didn't hurt so badly right now.:sadly:


Cool......I get to grant 2 wishes at one time.......take one of your muscle relaxers!

I wish I had one of Mia's musle relaxers, my shoulder hurts......probably from turning on the sprinkler.

[ilikegw]

Pffft, fine, don't grant my wish, you weren't getting any money anyway!!

[lily]

Pffft, fine, don't grant my wish, you weren't getting any money anyway!!

I wish Publisher's Clearing House would know on my door with a check for $10,000,000


Ok, fine I'll grant your wish.........but I guess Publishers Clearing House can't knock on your door, if they don't know.


I wish my grandkids would stop eating me out of house and home

[ilikegw]

Your wish is granted, your grandchildren will no longer eat you out of house and home but they will eat your car and all your lawn furniture.

I wish I could be alone, in a quiet place for more than five minutes.

[lily]

I wish I could be alone, in a quiet place for more than five minutes.

Your wish is granted. Good thing it's only for just a little over 5 minutes, the smell of mothballs in that closet will kill you!


I wish I didn't burn my arm on the roaster.

[Mia]

I wish I didn't burn my arm on the roaster.

Your wish is granted. That AZ sun burned your eye like mine, and now we both look like idiots walking around with patches on.

I wish I didn't have so many pains to wish away - am I getting old, or what?:ponder:

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted. No more pain. You're dead.

I wish I was a billionaire.

[lily]

I wish I was a billionaire.

Your wish is granted.....but now all the friends you forgot you had just came out of the woodwork.

I wish I could get new glasses, without going in for the exam.

[ECW]

I wish I could get new glasses, without going in for the exam.

Your Wish Is Granted but I stole them out of the Lions donation box and they have those pointy cat things that make you look like a throwback to the 1960's.

I wish I had a picture of you in them.

[Invayne]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/laidbacknluvinit/fuglywoman.jpg

I wish all my new friends would go away!

[ilikegw]

Your wish is granted, you are alone on a deserted island, but without food, shelter, clothing or sunscreen.

I wish my kids would stop calling "MOOOOOOOM" every 5 seconds!!

[lily]

I wish my kids would stop calling "MOOOOOOOM" every 5 seconds!!

Your wish is granted....now it's on a 2 second loop.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Buck Laser]

Your wish is granted, but your husband just called and said he won't be home tonight!

I wish there was a really good hobby shop in Austin.

[lily]

Your wish is granted, but your husband just called and said he won't be home tonight!

You say that like it's a bad thing............oh wait.........I just got it.......well, I didn't "just" get it.........I think I better just shut up.

I wish there was a really good hobby shop in Austin.

You found this fantastic hoppy shop in Austin, unfortunately Joe bit the owner and he won't let you in.......you can look in the window and drool though.

I wish I was North.

[ECW]

I wish I was North.

Your Wish Is Granted and now your new name is Olivia North, sister to Oliver North. Have fun with that.

I wish I had a bacon sandwich.

[Mia]

I wish I had a bacon sandwich.

Your wish is granted. Your arteries are so clogged, surgery is required.

I wish I did not go out and get drunk tonight. Never mind. I am home safe, so who cares?

[ECW]

I wish I did not go out and get drunk tonight. Never mind. I am home safe, so who cares?

Your Wish Is Granted so now you get to stay home every night and cuddle with your husband.

I wish I had a package of baseball cards.

[lily]

I wish I had a package of baseball cards.

Your wish is granted and if I knew anything about baseball players I'd tell you which one had all the bubblegum melted on it, making it worthless.

I wish Invayne didn't post a picture of me in my new glasses.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted - she posted it on a site with a lot more traffic instead.

I wish I had not burned my arm on the toaster oven. And that I didn't appear to be copy-catting Lily (was it the roaster?).

[lily]

I wish I had not burned my arm on the toaster oven. And that I didn't appear to be copy-catting Lily (was it the roaster?).


Your wish is granted.........you now burned it on the roaster just like me!

I wish I had an interesting book to read.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted.........you now burned it on the roaster just like me!

I wish I had an interesting book to read.

Your wish is granted....the book is so interesting that you get so absorbed in it that they have to call the psych ward to get you back to reality.


I wish people could accept each other for what they are...

[Mia]

Your wish is granted - now everyone hates each other since they were stripped of their illusions.

I wish I could sing well. (So do all the people in the karaoke bar!)

[ECW]

I wish I could sing well.

Your Wish Is Granted but the only song you can sing to perfection is the Ukranian National Anthem.

I wish it were Christmas.

[lily]

I wish it were Christmas.

Your wish is granted, but your credit card is already maxed out, don't know what you're going to do when it's really Christmas, but I do thank you for the present!

I wish I didn't need to shave my legs tonight.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. You never have to shave your legs again because you are now a man. Have fun with that.

I wish that someone would clean my house for me so I could just veg in front of the TV.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted. You never have to shave your legs again because you are now a man. Have fun with that.

I wish that someone would clean my house for me so I could just veg in front of the TV.

Your wish is granted. Your house is cleaned. Out. You still have a roof over your head though, so be thankful.


I wish my cats didn't make my house so messy...

[ECW]

I wish my cats didn't make my house so messy...

Your Wish Is Granted because it's not your house anymore. It's theirs.

I wish I had a large ham for Sunday Dinner.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. It's so large you will be eating leftovers for a month.

I wish I had more money.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted. It's so large you will be eating leftovers for a month.

I wish I had more money.

Your wish is granted, but now you're in prison for 20 years for robbing that bank down the road.

I wish I could afford to get the hell out of this town....

[Mia]

Same prob, hon. You made the money doing a 'Thelma and Louise' thing and you are now dead off a cliff.

I wish I gave give a damn that I will eat bacon before bed. But I don't. Meeting your weight goal means one can do what the f one wants! :clapper:

[ilikegw]

Your wish is granted, you don't need to care anymore because I've wired your jaw shut, no more bacon or anything for at least 6 months or when I decide to remove them.

I wish I didn't have cramps!

[lily]

I wish I didn't have cramps!


Your wish is granted......you now have crabs.

I wish I had a maid

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. But she has ADD. Your house is no cleaner than when she came in, but you're still out the money.

I wish I didn't need to take another shower every time I go outside for more than 30 seconds.

[preservanation]

I wish I didn't need to take another shower every time I go outside for more than 30 seconds. Your wish is ganted....but Mia is no longer so obsessive.


I wish Mia had some skin left.

[ECW]

I wish Mia had some skin left.

Your Wish Is Granted but the only skin she has is on her right hand that she uses to bitchslap some sense into you.

I wish the baseball season lasted all year long.

[lily]

I wish the baseball season lasted all year long.


Your wish is granted, but now you have every other American that wants to see football, basketball, hockey, soccer and pingpong hunting you down.

I wish it was tomorrow and I was already back up North.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. It is tomorrow in Northern Australia and that's where you are.

I wish you'd quit making the same wish over and over. Move there, or quit complaining about it!

[ECW]

I wish you'd quit making the same wish over and over.

Your Wish Is Granted. Now you cannot make any wishes at all.

I wish the baseball season lasted all year long. Wait...

sorry...

I wish I had a Cindy McCain beach towel.

[Buck Laser]

Your wish is granted: but she took one look at your picture in the shit stirrers thread and recalled it.
I wish I had a Cindy Crawford beach towel.

[ilikegw]

Your wish is granted, but it's one that Richard Gere has been using and it hasn't been washed since their divorce.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[ECW]

I wish it wasn't raining.

Your Wish Is Granted but now your lawn has dried up and only wild cacti grow there.

I wish I had some strawberries.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. But you are allergic and currently in the hospital with 'House' trying to figure out how to save you.

(He thinks you're lying, of course, that's it's an allergy, so he comes close to killing you several times ;-).

I wish I didn't feel so sluggish. It's great outside and I should be there!

[lily]

I wish I didn't feel so sluggish. It's great outside and I should be there!


Your wish is granted.......it was so nice outside that you decided to come and pick me up from up North.

I wish Mia didn't talk so much on the drive home.

[BoogyMan]

Your wish is granted.......it was so nice outside that you decided to come and pick me up from up North.

I wish Mia didn't talk so much on the drive home.

Your wish is granted, but you put the duct tape on a bit too tight and it is going to leave marks, poor Mia. :embarrased:

I wish I could attend the Olympics.

[ECW]

I wish I could attend the Olympics.

Your Wish Is Granted but you decide to carry your Bible with you and the authorities arrest you for violating their laws and punish you by sending you to the Nike factory for 10 years at hard labor.

I wish I had a pair of new shoes.

[BoogyMan]

Your wish is granted but your new shoes are just too complicated for you to manage with all those laces and such so you have to take them back and get another pair of the old velcro Elmo specials.

I wish that I could get some sleep instead of posting here at 4:36 am.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. You will sleep for 20 years and wake up to the Brave New World.

I wish I had closed my sunroof.

Rain in august - who would have thunk it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[lily]

I wish I had closed my sunroof.



Your wish is granted......but I don't know what good it's going to do now that it's done raining.

I would like to give my wish to Mia.........I hope she has a wet-vac.

[Mia]

I can't even play now - I am so devastated over my car. The leather is disintegrating, and the rest smells like mildew.

In addition to the coke that exploded when I *didn't* leave some ventilation.....

SIGH.

Time for some soothing music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8A8AToBdBQ

[ECW]

Your Wish Is Granted so take your car to a professional detailer. The money you spend will be worth it.

I wish for some birthday cake.

[Buck Laser]

Here's your birthday cake: it's from Joe Bob the dog, and has carrots, garlic and pepperoni in it.
I wish Austin would get some of that "rain" stuff that's goin' round.

[Mia]

Your wish is granted. It floods and your house is no longer in Austin.

I wish I could find my credit card so I could get my car detailed.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted, but it's in the hand of a wanted mass murderer, and well, good luck with that.

I wish I had more guns.

[lily]

I wish I had more guns.

Your wish is granted......enjoy!


http://www.wcnews.com/chrisreid/supersoakers2004gt.jpg


I wish someone would buy the house across the street, just so the grass would get cut.

[preservanation]

Your wish is granted but it's preserva with a paper sack over his head on a Lawn Boy.

I wish I my arm was long enough to bitch-slap ECW.

[lily]

I wish I my arm was long enough to bitch-slap ECW.

I can't help you with that arm thing.........but turn around....your wish is granted.

















http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/mgroves/shit_guys.jpg

A threefer!


I wish I was there when pres tries to bitchslap all three of them.

[ECW]

I wish I was there when pres tries to bitchslap all three of them.

Your wish is granted as we hired you to snap photos of us as we were at a restaurant just waiting for some little rightwinger to show up so we could have his little happy ass for lunch instead of having to pay for it.

I wish I had Bob Woodward's new book.

[lily]

I wish I had Bob Woodward's new book.

Your wish is granted.....but pres blacked out all the good parts.

I wish I had some watermelon.

[ECW]

I wish I had some watermelon.

Your wish is granted but preservanation confiscated all the red parts because he thought it was Marxist and left you the rind and the seeds.

I wish I could go to the river this weekend.

[lily]

I wish I could go to the river this weekend.


Your wish is granted, but this weekend is men over 70 nudist day.......bring your camera!

I wish ECW wasn't so excited about men over 70 nudist day at the river.

[ECW]

I wish ECW wasn't so excited about men over 70 nudist day at the river.

Your Wish Is Granted. I'm not excited about it at all but I'll go and take pictures of Buck and PMP if you want me to.

I wish we had some new towels for the dogs.

[lily]

I wish we had some new towels for the dogs.


I don't know why you would want to wish that........Mrs. ECW has been using your towel for the dogs......but if you want her to go out and buy some new ones for herself.......then your wish is granted.

I wish that batch of brownies I made for the kids was done baking.

[ECW]

I wish that batch of brownies I made for the kids was done baking.

Your Wish Is Granted but Mrs. ECW came over and ate them all while you were posting your little nasty-gram. Sorry. She's like that with brownies.

I wish the Olympics were over.

[ECW]

I wish the Olympics were over.

It's September and Your Wish Is Granted. Sad thing is baseball season is almost over. too.

I wish for some maid service.

[Invayne]

Here ya go!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/laidbacknluvinit/sub%203/Jeffersons-Florence-Henderson.jpg


I wish I had a professional cook living here...

[lily]

Here you go.......and he's going to be screaming and cursing at you all day.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00796/Ramsay-460b_796924c.jpg

I wish my electricty didn't go out for hours today.

[ECW]

I wish my electricty didn't go out for hours today.

Your wish is granted. Now you won't have any electricity at all once the power company finds out that you've been bitching about their service.

I wish the humidity would go down.

[Professor]

Your wish is granted. It's the middle of winter, no humidity.

I wish the dog would stop farting. :sick:

[lily]

I wish the dog would stop farting. :sick:

Your wish is granted....but now all your friends are going to blame you for cutting the cheese.


I wish I had some cheese.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted, so Professor can blame the farts on you instead of the dog.

I wish I had more wine....

[Professor]

Your wish is granted. I just showed up at your door with another bottle. Now you have to share with me.

I wish I could get this nasty taste out of my mouth (looooooooooong story).

[Buck Laser]

Well, the nasty taste in your mouth is gone. But so is your sense of taste.

I wish I could figure out how to keep the squirrels from eating my birdseed.

[ECW]

I wish I could figure out how to keep the squirrels from eating my birdseed.

Your Wish Is Granted because your wife bought you a squirrel-proof bird feeder and then treated your seeds with cayenne pepper which the little bastards just hate.

I wish I could spend the day at the river.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted. The elephant in your signature has just flooded your house.:madlaugh:

I wish I didn't sleep all day...

[ECW]

I wish I didn't sleep all day...

You Wish Is Granted because that same elephant is at your house pissing up a storm flooding the place. If the stench doesn't wake you up, the rising water should.

I wish I had some Hydrox cookies.

[Professor]

Your wish is granted but you have to share them with me. :clapper:

I wish ECW and I had some milk.

[lily]

I wish ECW and I had some milk.


You rwish is granted, but now there is a third person that you have to share with.

I wish I wasn't so lazy today.

[ECW]

I wish I wasn't so lazy today.

Your wish is granted as your hubby set up a free car wash for everyone within a two mile radius and you get to do all the washing.

I wish you lived in Texas.

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted. She moved in with you and brought all of her cockroaches with her.

I wish I didn't have an ear ache.

[Mouth Full Of Teeth]

I wish I didn't have an ear ache.

Your wish is granted. Gives Invayne a paper cut and pours lemon juice in it. I bet that ear ache doesn't hurt nearly as much....

I wish the Badgers wouldn't choke so badly playing Michigan...the ribbing I'm going to get from my buddy at work is going to be unbearable.

[conservative]

Your wish is granted. Gives Invayne a paper cut and pours lemon juice in it. I bet that ear ache doesn't hurt nearly as much....

I wish the Badgers wouldn't choke so badly playing Michigan...the ribbing I'm going to get from my buddy at work is going to be unbearable.

You wish is granted....I called your buddy and asked him to use natural lambskin instead...

I wish I could hold, squeeze, and kiss my grand-baby today! :sadly:

[Mouth Full Of Teeth]

I wish I could hold, squeeze, and kiss my grand-baby today! :sadly:

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately for you, it is a supervised visit.

I wish for more of these nice cool fall days.

[ECW]

I wish for more of these nice cool fall days.

Your Wish Is Granted but it will only last this week. Summer will be back after that... global warming and all, you know.

I wish Bon Jovi would quit playing country music.

[lily]

Your wish is granted......he is now singing opera on your front lawn.

I wish I didn't know bon jovi played country music.

[Buck Laser]

Your wish is granted, but now you have to listen to Barbra Streisand's new hip-hop album.

I wish Oprah would buy Fox News Channel and hire Rachel Maddow as news director.

[lily]

I wish Oprah would buy Fox News Channel and hire Rachel Maddow as news director.

Your wish is granted......but now Oprah is on 10 hours, O'Reilly is on 13 hours and Rachel is only on 1.

I wish my granddaughter didn't try to hit me up for $100.00

[ECW]

I wish my granddaughter didn't try to hit me up for $100.00

Your Wish Is Granted so now, because she didn't get the $100 to pay for her cable, she is at your house all the time watching Fox News and the daily Ten Hour Oprah Show.

[conservative]

Your Wish Is Granted so now, because she didn't get the $100 to pay for her cable, she is at your house all the time watching Fox News and the daily Ten Hour Oprah Show.

I wish that ECW would make his wish...:ponder:

[lily]

I wish that ECW would make his wish...:ponder:

You're wish is granted......I know ECW would have wished for you to give me $100.00.


I wish ECW won't hit me too hard after reading this.

[Pookie]

Your wish is granted, but he uses a rubber mallet and the internal bleeding will finish you off.
I wish my dog wouldn't fart so much.
Purrs,
Pookie

[Buck Laser]

Pookie, your dog will quit farting when I come to your house. He will be so outclassed by my ability to belch and fart simultaneously that we will leave in embarrassment.

I wish my son's golden retriever didn't have a pink tail.

[Pookie]

Your wish is granted. It is now purple with orange stripes.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

[ECW]

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Your Wish Is Granted. You don't have to go to work. You can quit but when you file for unemployment you have to give the first $100 to Lily. I promised...

I wish someone would go buy me some more Diet Mt Dew.

[KSTornado]

Your Wish Is Granted. You don't have to go to work. You can quit but when you file for unemployment you have to give the first $100 to Lily. I promised...

I wish someone would go buy me some more Diet Mt Dew.



Your wish is granted but after opening the Diet Mt. Dew you discover someone from the Mt. Dew factory played a joke on you and you realise it really isn't Mt. Dew.


I wish I could win the lottery.

[conservative]

Your wish is granted but after opening the Diet Mt. Dew you discover someone from the Mt. Dew factory played a joke on you and you realise it really isn't Mt. Dew.


I wish I could win the lottery.

You wish is granted...and in five years you will be declaring bancruptcy, your family will disown you, and you will live out your life as a traveling carney.

I wish that Americans were less like government educated sheep, and more aware of all the facts surrounding this election and its candidates.

[lily]

I wish that Americans were less like government educated sheep, and more aware of all the facts surrounding this election and its candidates.

That's a pretty tall wish there cons........I guess I can come and help you go door to door.

I wish my grandkids dog wasn't so cute!

[ECW]

I wish my grandkids dog wasn't so cute!

Your Wish Is Granted because your grandkids took $100 out of your purse, took the dog to a Goth Groomer, and gave the poor thing a pink Mohawk.

http://www.alispagnola.com/Free/punkdog.jpg

Sorry.

I wish I had a chef to cook my meals.

[conservative]

I wish I had a chef to cook my meals.

Your wish is granted...His name is Alfredo and he only knows how to cook from the "WaffleHouse" Menu. :sick:

I wish I had a "59" Cadillac Sedan De Ville convertable:drool:

Yea baby!...:ecstatic:

http://www.59caddy.com/images/59Cadillac-1.jpg

[lily]

I wish I had a "59" Cadillac Sedan De Ville convertable:drool:

Yea baby!...:ecstatic:

http://www.59caddy.com/images/59Cadillac-1.jpg

OMG.........so do I! Your wish is granted, but your wife said give it to me.


I wish con didn't miss his wife so much while her and I go crusin'.

[Invayne]

You got your wish. He's at my house.:dork:

I wish I didn't have to clean this house tomorrow...

[lily]

Your wish is granted.make con do it, he's not doing anything.

I wish winter wasn't coming.

[Saigio]

Granted. Winter isn't coming. It's here. And it brought friends.

I wish that I had a nice cool smoothie.

[conservative]

Your wish is granted.make con do it, he's not doing anything.

I wish winter wasn't coming.

Your wish is granted...the favor of the month is
Turnip"

I wish Invayne would untie me so I could go cruising in my caddy!

[Invayne]

Your wish is granted. Now you can ride around and listen to your wife and Lily cackle all day!

I wish I had $700 billion to piss away.

[conservative]

Your wish is granted...unfortunatly the federal Government just seized it as a "Windfall Profit" :bye:

I wish I had a 16 oz. Prime Rib....http://www.hobbydo.com/recipes/images/prime_rib.jpg

[lily]

I wish I had a 16 oz. Prime Rib....

Your wish is granted.....but it's well done and cold.

I wish I had the smoothie that Saigio wished for.

[conservative]

Your wish is granted.....but it's well done and cold.

I wish I had the smoothie that Saigio wished for.

You wish is granted...

http://candyaddict.com/blog/candy_images/smoothies_package.jpg

I wish I had hair again.

[Buck Laser]

Well, you have hair again. It's growing on your palms. You know what that means.

I wish some organizational genius would clean up my garage workshop.

[ECW]

I wish some organizational genius would clean up my garage workshop.

Your Wish Is Granted. Secretary Paulsen will be there at 7am tomorrow morning. Be ready, amigo. He's raring to go.

I wish the baseball season was 10 months long.

[lily]

I wish the baseball season was 10 months long.

Your wish is granted, but they look like damned silly fools hitting the football with a bat.

I wish I had a new TV

[conservative]

Your wish is granted, but they look like damned silly fools hitting the football with a bat.

I wish I had a new TV

Your wish is granted...I have an old tube tv in the garage and its on the way.

I wish people didn't assume the worse because I have hair on my palms...hey...look at Robin Williams!

[ECW]

I wish people didn't assume the worse because I have hair on my palms...hey...look at Robin Williams!

Your Wish Is Granted. I assumed the worst purely based on your screen name.

I wish I had some cold milk and cookies.

[lily]

I wish I had some cold milk and cookies.

Your wish is granted, but the milk strangely looks like cottage cheese and the cookies resemble little brick like fruitcakes.

[conservative]

Your wish is granted, but the milk strangely looks like cottage cheese and the cookies resemble little brick like fruitcakes.

I wish Lily had a wish....

[Oregon Elephant]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2008-1/1295733/lily1.jpg

Got the image by googling "Lily's wish"


I wish the pickles were freed!!!


Free the pickles!!!

[lily]

Wow thanks Oregon........I couldn't have wished for anything better!

I wish the pickles were freed!!!


Free the pickles!!!

Your wish is granted.......but now they want equal rights.

I wish I didn't eat that piece of apple cake

[ECW]

I wish I didn't eat that piece of apple cake

Your Wish Is Granted. That piece of Apple cake was actually a piece of pre-processed, artificially sweetened, liver cake. Serves you right.

I wish I had another Great Dane.

[lily]

I wish I had another Great Dane.


Your wish is granted........but you can no longer enter your house, as they take up all the room......and you still have to walk them.

I wish I felt like eating what I made for dinner.

[conservative]

Your wish is granted........but you can no longer enter your house, as they take up all the room......and you still have to walk them.

I wish I felt like eating what I made for dinner.

Your wish is granted...brains and eggs...mmmmmm

I wish I had my adult brain when I was in high school.

[Oregon Elephant]

Your wish is granted...brains and eggs...mmmmmm

I wish I had my adult brain when I was in high school.

Your wish is granted, it will arrive in the mail in 4-6 weeks.

I wish my stimulus check would freaking arrive.

[conservative]

Your wish is granted, it will arrive in the mail in 4-6 weeks.

I wish my stimulus check would freaking arrive.

Your wish is granted...The post office has it in a secure location...so secure they can't find it.

I wish my grass didn't have bald spots.

[ECW]

I wish my grass didn't have bald spots.

Your Wish Is Granted. Your grass has been paved over by the city. No charge.

I wish I had some Black Cherry Jello.

[lily]

I wish I had some Black Cherry Jello.

Your wish is granted......I even made it myself.....enjoy.


I wish that black cherry jello doesn't get traced back to me.

[Oregon Elephant]

Your wish is granted......I even made it myself.....enjoy.


I wish that black cherry jello doesn't get traced back to me.

Your wish is granted, ECW took one look at it and threw it away, so no one ever figured out what you did to it nor traced it back to you.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[lily]

I wish I wish I had a fish.

Can you wait a minute? Mine just died......I have to fish it out of the toilet.

I wish I had a double picture frame.

[ECW]

I wish I had a double picture frame.

Your Wish Is Granted. I got it at the Men's Big and Tall Store so we could fit your picture in it.

I wish I had a yearly movie pass.

[lily]

I wish I had a yearly movie pass.

Your wish is granted, but it's only good at the small movie house that only plays foreign films.

I wish I had ECW's move pass.......I love foreign films.

[Saigio]

Granted, but the theater goes under due to financial issues. The pass is nothing but a scrap of paper.

I wish that I was paid more at work.

[Mia]

I wish that I was paid more at work.

Your wish is granted. But your 'time on' and your responsibilities increase exponentially with each dollar raise that you get.

Good luck with that one!:thumbsup:

I wish for nothing.

Well, OK. I wish I was showered already.:scared:

The bathtub is waiting!

:peace:

[Mia]

I wish my husband would get his ass off the couch and put me in the shower and wash me with my 'restore' body wash!

Is that TMI?

OOPS!

[Mia]

I really need to go. Republicans are waiting. you know how they are.

I wish I didn't have to go to a meeting!

[lily]

Ban Mia for not waiting for one wish to be fulfilled, before wishing for more.

I wish I had a carmel apple.

[Buck Laser]

When you bite into your caramel apple, three fillings and a tooth come out.

I wish I didn't have to clean out my car every time after I take Joe to the lake.

[Mia]

Ban Mia for not waiting for one wish to be fulfilled, before wishing for more.

I wish I had a carmel apple.

Danger.

Lily's broke the rules.

Ruh-roh.

:shock:

I wish.

Hm.

Still nothing!

I have eveything I want and need right here.

Thank the Lord Almighty for THAT! :drool:

[lily]

Oh my God.........I feel just like John McCain I got lost! Unban Mia for pointing me in the right direction.........and since you didn't have a wish.....you can clean out Buck's car for him.

Ok, folks......it's time.......2 weeks until I go North......so you know what I'm going to wish for.

I wish I was up North.

[Mia]

I wish my friends would g3et off their drunk asses and get my limo ready. Must go to TX OU game.

MUST. Go North!

LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LAL!

[lily]

I wish my friends would g3et off their drunk asses and get my limo ready. Must go to TX OU game.

MUST. Go North!

LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LAL!


Your limo arrived.......sadly with me in it......so it looks like you're going farther North than you thought!

I wish the colors will be at their peak, when I go North.

[ECW]

I wish the colors will be at their peak, when I go North.

Your Wish Is Granted. The hotel you will be staying at has black guests, white guests, Asian guests, Indian guests, Native American guests, Hispanic guests, and a few others as well representing the colors at their peak.

I wish I had a Sunday paper.

[lily]

I wish I had a Sunday paper.

It's two weeks old, but your wish is granted.

I wish I could see the Northern Lights.

[ECW]

I wish I could see the Northern Lights.

Your Wish Is Granted. I booked a cruise for you to go to Alaska. The tour operator will drive you to Wasilla the week before Christmas and right past the governor's house which will be brightly decorated. As you go past the place (heading south) he'll tell you to turn around, look back to the north to see the Northern Lights. I hope that's what you meant.

I wish the city would clean the street in front of my house.

[lily]

I wish the city would clean the street in front of my house.

Your wish is granted.......but they towed your car to do it.

I wish ECW would have read the flyer that was sent around about street cleaning.

[ECW]

I wish ECW would have read the flyer that was sent around about street cleaning.

Your Wish Is Granted. I read the flyer. It said that Republicans should move their cars on Monday for street sweeping and Democrats should move them on Tuesday. They towed my car on Monday. They assume everyone in Texas is a republican now that Ann Richards is dead and some dopey ass is president.

I wish I had a poster from the movie 10,000BC with Raquel Welch.

[lily]

I wish I had a poster from the movie 10,000BC with Raquel Welch.

Your wish is granted.....but no Raquel, they did a re-make. I'm having it matted and framed for you, so that you can display it as a work of art.

http://www.grizzlybay.org/SarahPalinVikings.jpg

I wish ECW didn't break my arm.