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And another fun thread! The only rules are that you add onto the sentence so its a continual saying like for example.
Joe walked in....
you respond
to the depths of...
thats just an example.
Ok, for the opening sentence.
In the beginning, there were...
birds and bees, the birds were flying the bees were
AlanC
06-22-2008, 03:26 AM
pollenating while the
micfranklin
06-22-2008, 03:32 AM
birds were picking...
micfranklin
06-22-2008, 04:29 AM
spam and attempt to
Pookie
06-22-2008, 04:29 AM
get people aware of..........
micfranklin
06-22-2008, 04:42 AM
the imminent cat wars that will....
Pookie
06-22-2008, 05:20 AM
eventually eat your shorts. Cat wars will result in a takeover of the planet and humans will.........
micfranklin
06-22-2008, 05:36 AM
be treated like they were in Planet of the Apes, but this time....
jafar00
06-22-2008, 09:12 AM
, the apes will be dressed in frilly, pink leiderhosen, while the humans will be...
forced to listen techno and
dance like wooden legged marionettes while everyone else...
AlanC
06-22-2008, 05:50 PM
gets drunk on....
micfranklin
06-22-2008, 05:58 PM
aerosol-flavored moonshine at the...
AlanC
06-22-2008, 06:04 PM
half moon bar located behind...
micfranklin
06-22-2008, 06:12 PM
a pub down in....
jafar00
06-22-2008, 08:30 PM
.. a disused lavatory, at the bottom of a well, with a sign out the front saying...
micfranklin
06-22-2008, 08:37 PM
"Moonshine contains cleaning products but..."
Pookie
06-22-2008, 08:43 PM
It will sure make you feel good!"
And once you partake of this............
micfranklin
06-22-2008, 09:22 PM
Your sperm will turn rabid and...
tecoyah
06-22-2008, 10:15 PM
Mutate into three headed snakespermies...
micfranklin
06-22-2008, 10:23 PM
and they will learn to control you and your...
cats. But have no fear.........
cronic
06-23-2008, 01:43 AM
as the sun will still...
micfranklin
06-23-2008, 01:52 AM
explode in 2 million years and unfortunately...
4Reaganomics
06-23-2008, 01:54 AM
the magic negro will not be able to stop the destruction...
.......and the world said that is the end of lighthearted discussion.
THE END.
BoogyMan
06-23-2008, 04:01 AM
But, yea verily, they were wrong and the credits stopped rolling as a giant salmonella infested tomato rolled through town.....
cronic
06-23-2008, 04:04 AM
squashing everything in sight and spewing infected juices...
Pookie
06-23-2008, 04:06 AM
and the cats gathered together and did away with the nasty tomato. Once again, cats are the saving grace of the human race. So they walked off into the sunset...
micfranklin
06-23-2008, 05:06 AM
plotting their devious attack against...
4Reaganomics
06-23-2008, 05:12 AM
Yorshire terrriers who have been the leaders of a mass conspiracy to...
micfranklin
06-23-2008, 05:23 AM
rally all house pets to attempt...
to poison humanity's tomato supply and then
micfranklin
06-23-2008, 02:06 PM
grow their own secret tomatos that strengthen them and also...
Wndrtch
06-23-2008, 03:57 PM
grow their own secret tomatos that strengthen them and also...
...explode on proximnity to humans...
who have basked in the glory of peanutbuttery....
micfranklin
06-23-2008, 04:15 PM
but yet the cat armies face another threat, the threat of rebellious birds who were...
......eating all the cherry tomatos
micfranklin
06-23-2008, 11:41 PM
that gives the cats their power, but the birds gather their allies...
until the bird flu struck with a vengeance and a massive pandemic ensued..........
BoogyMan
06-24-2008, 01:31 AM
causing massive panic and making people forget all the prime numbers......
micfranklin
06-24-2008, 02:24 AM
which were actually useful to some people, unlike algebra because cats....
Have nine lives. Dogs on the other hand
micfranklin
06-24-2008, 04:44 AM
have 18 half-lives and the dogs will make their first strike at...
4Reaganomics
06-24-2008, 05:03 AM
dawn, when they will attempt restore prime numbers by impregnating as many female dogs as possible but due to a lack of fertility they are forced to....
knit sweaters made of pocket lint, pencils, and.....
dog hair that will keep them warm in
Muser
06-24-2008, 07:46 AM
their cages as they are transported to a remote region in Alaska in order to sniff out and detect...
caribou as they are having coffee klatches next to oil pipelines because
jafar00
06-24-2008, 12:34 PM
... well, because they just can. Meanwhile, back at the underground lair of...
BoogyMan
06-24-2008, 01:12 PM
the magrathean planet builder named Slartybartfast.....
micfranklin
06-24-2008, 02:32 PM
who has more ties to terrorism than....
...a business man has ties.
Just then a noise........
scared the shit out of everyone, and they lost their train of thought...
BoogyMan
06-25-2008, 02:31 AM
when Marvin the paranoid android began to expound on life, the universe, and everything while......
the rest grew tired of his ramblings and left him while they argued about the meaning iof life and why couldn't anyone decide on where to go for dinner, until one individual suggested............
Muser
06-25-2008, 03:15 AM
that they check out the restaurant at the end of the universe. Unfortunately, everyone had neglected to bring their towels with them, the strags. Just then, the Vogons....
BoogyMan
06-25-2008, 04:57 AM
Blew up the Heart of Gold and in doing so destroyed the only working model of the Infinite Improbability drive in the universe, meanwhile.....
Pookie
06-25-2008, 05:33 AM
the cats rigged up a spaceship that took them all away to the best restaurant in the galaxy, but there were no mice on the menu, so Pook and Saav....
cronic
06-25-2008, 06:08 AM
decided to order chicken then go shopping 4 a new.....
pair of cat underwear as befitting a couple of North Carolina cats but then
realized that is insane....
jafar00
06-25-2008, 11:58 AM
... for a bunch of young, and upwardly mobile hepcats, so....
they all bought tutus instead and then
4Reaganomics
06-25-2008, 10:18 PM
and bought a case of Pabst blue ribbon, bought some cheap hookers, and then proceeded to....
go to church, where they.......
Osborn F. Enready
06-25-2008, 11:17 PM
...were allowed in to the back room for some....
cronic
06-26-2008, 12:24 AM
private sermons & some catnip & pistachio....
micfranklin
06-26-2008, 05:16 AM
and some french fries with bacon bits to go and yet...
ViolaLee
06-26-2008, 06:09 AM
when their stomachs started grumbling they realized...
jafar00
06-26-2008, 12:49 PM
that they could all light their..
4Reaganomics
06-26-2008, 12:52 PM
farts on fire and create massive flame throwers to attack the evil....
micfranklin
06-26-2008, 03:32 PM
dog and bird armies scattered across the world, but the cat armies have arms suppliers in...
Uzbekistan where cats are a delicacy so instead they decided to
Wndrtch
06-26-2008, 06:29 PM
Uzbekistan where cats are a delicacy so instead they decided to
...get a species change surgury, and infultrate...
Pookie
06-26-2008, 06:59 PM
...the evil Dog Empire of the Eastern...
micfranklin
06-26-2008, 07:42 PM
Hemisphere, and they have a special division of German Shepherd soldiers who specialize in...
Truth_and_Power
06-26-2008, 09:19 PM
soups, stews and french sauces which sap all motivation and bring peace to..
the food network channel. But then............
some morons from the History Channel decided...
to explore the origins of cabbage......but just in the nick of time.......
Truth_and_Power
06-27-2008, 01:29 AM
an irishman showed up, completed that subject and began talking about whiskey and..
micfranklin
06-27-2008, 02:12 AM
getting high on the weekends with his army buddies who do...
.......enjoy their whiskey and cabbage. Just then one of the wives came in and........
BoogyMan
06-27-2008, 02:41 AM
....fed the Mogwai well after midnight causing a huge increase in the Mogwai population that.....
micfranklin
06-27-2008, 04:08 AM
would be enough to start their own army, who plan to terrorize...
the cabbage eating Irishmen by
Wndrtch
06-28-2008, 03:10 PM
the cabbage eating Irishmen by
...importing and letting loose Mlns of garden snakes...
micfranklin
06-28-2008, 09:17 PM
who spend a lot of time playing Splinter Cell and hope to...
rise up in the food chain ladder, but alas, were unable to do so because
micfranklin
06-29-2008, 01:27 AM
they had no legs or arms to climb and thus they were left...
with peanut-butter crab jelly fishstick hotsauce burger with extra...
micfranklin
06-29-2008, 01:47 AM
mozerella cheese that contained bugs for enough nutrients to empower....
the monster with seven heads and ten horns, risen from the...
Pookie
06-29-2008, 09:37 AM
....bowels of the Dumpster. Then the green arms of the...
monster removed six of the heads because they were all arguing about which head looked most
attractive and most likely to get someone to go on a date. The remaining head unfortunately was paranoid schizophrenic and the argument continued until.......
Pookie
06-29-2008, 06:00 PM
......the head killed off its 27 voices. Then, the BogMonster showed up and....
micfranklin
06-29-2008, 10:15 PM
tried to do the Matrix but couldn't because...
jafar00
06-29-2008, 10:23 PM
.. decided to just sit and stare in amazement at the carnage before him. He began to wonder...
Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the flowers gone?
Girls have picked them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
and then realized he would be singing that damn song in his head all day long so he
Wndrtch
06-30-2008, 05:15 PM
and then realized he would be singing that damn song in his head all day long so he
...got a drill, and started to drill into his...
micfranklin
06-30-2008, 06:00 PM
record store and burned every copy of that song so that the temptation to hear it...
Wndrtch
06-30-2008, 06:06 PM
record store and burned every copy of that song so that the temptation to hear it...
...could be replaced with "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen, which has the effect of...
micfranklin
06-30-2008, 06:47 PM
causing hour-long erections that...
Wndrtch
06-30-2008, 07:24 PM
causing hour-long erections that...
..require medical attention so they can relieve themselves, otherwise...
they would all experience cardiac arrest which would then lead..............
the FBI agents covering themselves in hotsauce and bum wrappers that...
made them look as ridiculous as they are so instead
made them look as ridiculous as they are so instead
micfranklin
07-01-2008, 07:44 PM
looking like professionals but they are unable to realize...
Wndrtch
07-01-2008, 09:15 PM
looking like professionals but they are unable to realize...
...that their fly was down, so they froze their...
micfranklin
07-01-2008, 09:24 PM
genitalia so that they wouldn't have to endure the pain of...
Wndrtch
07-01-2008, 09:41 PM
genitalia so that they wouldn't have to endure the pain of...
...being slammed by a hammer, which has a big, huge knob on the end, and the shaft looks like a...
a silver dollar but this hammer has a smiley on it so they decided.................
to go to Wal Mart instead and use it to brand the foreheads of all the cashiers on duty. After that everyone...
showed all their family and friends and it became another housing bubble because everyone had to have one, and all of a sudden, the economy, which had been in the crapper for more than a year..................................
micfranklin
07-02-2008, 03:32 AM
got even crappier because funding was mysteriously yanked to pay for....
manned flights to Mars in hopes of resettling parts of the red planet with
evolved persons. Wait, we cant' find any at this time...the Mars project has to be on hold until.......
the sun is in its seventh moon, and Jupiter aligns with Mars...............
micfranklin
07-02-2008, 03:53 PM
which should happen in about 4 months and by that time we will....
be more concernd with pumpkins and halloween and totally forget the Mars project and refocus on................
why the grass in your yard seems to grow much faster than the grass in your neighbor's yard and why you have to mow it more but then...
micfranklin
07-03-2008, 06:02 PM
suddenly we get reminded that the next mission in space is to another galaxy, and when humans get there we will....
Wndrtch
07-03-2008, 06:12 PM
suddenly we get reminded that the next mission in space is to another galaxy, and when humans get there we will....
...be greeted as liberators, because the planet is...
on the verge of collapse because...
I found rootbeer popcicles
between the couch and the car in my front...
yard in a cooler that came with
tecoyah
07-04-2008, 09:26 PM
Three little compartments, each holding......
4Reaganomics
07-04-2008, 09:32 PM
a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer but it was somewhat warm so in order to bring it to a desireable cool temperature I....
tecoyah
07-04-2008, 09:42 PM
Placed it between the breast of my Cold, frigid....
micfranklin
07-04-2008, 11:00 PM
upper stomach area which hopefully isn't contaminated from the....
Professor
07-05-2008, 12:53 AM
rash I got when I used that SPF 893 the Jamacian gave me at the
micfranklin
07-05-2008, 01:07 AM
local liquor store down near the...
docks but if it was contaminated I would have to
drink it anyway, because it was the 4th of July and
micfranklin
07-05-2008, 03:45 PM
nothing can't be done on that day so we might as well...
Pookie
07-05-2008, 06:19 PM
...just have fun and watch the fireworks. Then the bog monster came along, and he....
micfranklin
07-05-2008, 06:32 PM
set off his own fireworks that were so powerful they blinded everybody for 2 whole minutes while the monster...
Pookie
07-05-2008, 06:59 PM
scared everyone in the neighborhood. But an intrepid neighbor shot him and
micfranklin
07-05-2008, 07:19 PM
held him at gunpoint for an hour while taking him...
To soviet Russia, where the car drives....
micfranklin
07-07-2008, 09:20 PM
you, but they only stayed for 2 days because it was too cold and....
they heard there were some great sales going on in Italy so they.............
Wndrtch
07-07-2008, 10:29 PM
they heard there were some great sales going on in Italy so they.............
...loaded up the truck, and moved to Beverly, Hills that is ....
because not all hillbillies live in Arkansas, just dumb bog monsters with a face that looks like...
micfranklin
07-08-2008, 07:38 PM
a cross between a junkie and a pimp but anyway even in Arkansas someone...
can find a Rudy Guiliani look-a-like. Later that day...
Wndrtch
07-14-2008, 05:28 PM
can find a Rudy Guiliani look-a-like. Later that day...
...the Cardinals had their clocks cleaned, in a "Battle-Royal" with...
micfranklin
07-14-2008, 06:33 PM
the Athletics who seemed to be invincible up until some random person....
Wndrtch
07-14-2008, 06:53 PM
the Athletics who seemed to be invincible up until some random person....
...with a big "AlanC" written on his chest, streaked across the field, and ran into...
micfranklin
07-14-2008, 06:58 PM
the at-bat players and then managed to escape the stadium, still naked and...
Wndrtch
07-14-2008, 07:02 PM
the at-bat players and then managed to escape the stadium, still naked and...
...awaying in the breeze. He aluded capture by breaking into Madame Tussauds wax museum, and hide as ...
micfranklin
07-14-2008, 07:08 PM
a nude sculpture from one of Da Vinci's works but when he fled he unluckily ran into the local....
Wndrtch
07-14-2008, 07:16 PM
a nude sculpture from one of Da Vinci's works but when he fled he unluckily ran into the local....
...blind-man, who thought the streaker was selling a scared turtle for food, or maybe a ...
nude sculpture for beer money. Then, the nude streaker yelled, " Anime sucks" as he
realized he was getting pretty cold because...................
Wndrtch
07-15-2008, 03:58 PM
realized he was getting pretty cold because...................
...he was still bare-assed, and this IS the Northeast, so he sought shelter from a ...
AnnEsthesia
07-15-2008, 04:02 PM
nun, but she slapped the living hell out of him when he tried to crawl under her skirt, so he took his battered and bruised self and...
Wndrtch
07-15-2008, 04:27 PM
nun, but she slapped the living hell out of him when he tried to crawl under her skirt, so he took his battered and bruised self and...
...started to look for a priest instead, figuring his odds would be better, so he headed off west, towards...
micfranklin
07-15-2008, 06:05 PM
Las Vegas, where he hoped to get by unseen and make some money by...
Wndrtch
07-15-2008, 06:59 PM
Las Vegas, where he hoped to get by unseen and make some money by...
...renting that "turtle" out by the hour. It's small, but still works just fine, so he headed to the nearest...
micfranklin
07-15-2008, 10:07 PM
casino and gambled away almost all of it but managed to win $300 which he used...
NIOSA
07-15-2008, 10:19 PM
casino and gambled away almost all of it but managed to win $300 which he used...
To buy a used coat, an old tent, & some raisins, then he headed back east. Along the way he ran into....
Wndrtch
07-15-2008, 11:00 PM
To buy a used coat, an old tent, & some raisins, then he headed back east. Along the way he ran into....
...a tree, a very big tree, with bright shiny apples, one of which fell and hit him on the...
NIOSA
07-15-2008, 11:13 PM
...a tree, a very big tree, with bright shiny apples, one of which fell and hit him on the...
mouth. His teeth sank into the apple & he bit into a....
5 footed Aquilonian conqueror of
micfranklin
07-17-2008, 12:40 AM
ancient Egypt and granted him one special gift and he wanted....
to be able to read other peoples thoughts until..........
micfranklin
07-17-2008, 03:33 AM
he found something so incriminating that if he let it out it would...
jafar00
07-17-2008, 05:10 PM
... cause a mass spawning of .....
Wndrtch
07-17-2008, 05:26 PM
... cause a mass spawning of .....
...Democrat man-haters, that will march on...
jafar00
07-17-2008, 06:37 PM
.... Ayatullah Khameini's new lawn which will result in ...
micfranklin
07-17-2008, 06:56 PM
all the grass being stomped to death and when someone finds out about the ruined lawn....
jafar00
07-17-2008, 11:26 PM
... someone will have to march up and down the square 10,000 times wearing....
micfranklin
07-18-2008, 12:16 AM
a pink speedo thong that says...
"Hello Kitty Loves You" while singing
jafar00
07-18-2008, 10:06 AM
.. Star Spangled Banner in a falsetto voice, backed up by a small cadre of....
TurnBackTheClock
07-18-2008, 10:44 AM
...Red army ants, whose only purpose at the moment is to...
Wndrtch
07-18-2008, 05:16 PM
...Red army ants, whose only purpose at the moment is to...
seek out, self-righteous, self-centered, sexualized, has-been music performers, and climb up their...
jafar00
07-18-2008, 10:15 PM
... microphone stands and do the Hucklebuck in front of their noses as a distraction from the real mission which was ....
micfranklin
07-18-2008, 10:41 PM
to be able to play a full game against the LA Lakers without having to deal with...
jock itch. Now that Shaq is gone and no one likes basketball anymore people will...
jock itch. Now that Shaq is gone and no one likes basketball anymore people will...
Wndrtch
07-21-2008, 06:35 PM
jock itch. Now that Shaq is gone and no one likes basketball anymore people will...
...flock to the hockey rinks, in the hope of seeing something, they have never seen before...
like a winning team in Houston, if they ever get an NHL team there, but if they don't
Wndrtch
07-22-2008, 09:20 PM
like a winning team in Houston, if they ever get an NHL team there, but if they don't
...they can convert the ice-rink into a Super-collider, particle smasher! They can get the money from..
robbing banks at night with the greatest safe breaker ever invented, which is
micfranklin
07-23-2008, 01:53 AM
currently in use by a group of former heroin addicts who need to...
IndieVisible
07-23-2008, 02:00 AM
currently in use by a group of former heroin addicts who need to...
support their crackhead girlfriends because the last time they tried to make money they got
micfranklin
07-23-2008, 04:37 PM
robbed by PCP addicts who need that money to start their own TV show which features....
Wndrtch
07-23-2008, 04:52 PM
robbed by PCP addicts who need that money to start their own TV show which features....
...a league of hamsters, inspired by Richard Gere, who travel the country talking about rectal saftey to young...
micfranklin
07-23-2008, 08:26 PM
hamsters and rabbits so that they can reproduce efficiently enough to build up their secret army and hopefully they will....
Wndrtch
07-23-2008, 10:31 PM
hamsters and rabbits so that they can reproduce efficiently enough to build up their secret army and hopefully they will....
...erupt-forth, from Richard Gere's...
micfranklin
07-28-2008, 04:26 AM
comfy basement with an HD-TV and enough steroids to....
NortheastCynic
07-28-2008, 04:31 AM
satisfy Barry Bonds who will...
jafar00
07-28-2008, 10:48 AM
hereby declare that Richard Gere's basement is now a UN protectorate and will set up a checkpoint to check for.....
micfranklin
07-28-2008, 02:54 PM
Ritz Bits sandwiches which may contain any type of drug in them and may be used for....
jafar00
07-28-2008, 03:29 PM
... a soothing liniment, which may be spread on any area affected by....
micfranklin
07-28-2008, 06:03 PM
unnatural periods of growing and shrinking and then re-growing but with the proper antidote that consists of....
Wndrtch
07-28-2008, 06:32 PM
unnatural periods of growing and shrinking and then re-growing but with the proper antidote that consists of....
...bat puss, eyes of plankton, and a lock of Amy Whinehouse's hair, you can also cure...
ilikegw
07-28-2008, 06:34 PM
...bat puss, eyes of plankton, and a lock of Amy Whinehouse's hair, you can also cure...
acne, libreralitis and Obamamania but with these side effects....
Wndrtch
07-28-2008, 10:27 PM
acne, libreralitis and Obamamania but with these side effects....
http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/08/winehouse3WENN0808_468x677.jpg
..you will turn into a screetching vampire bitch, hell bent on sucking the blood out of all rehab voluntees, just before turning into...
Invayne
07-28-2008, 11:03 PM
a stinking corpse that you have to bury deep so no one...
will eat and and throw the..
micfranklin
07-29-2008, 01:38 AM
bones away and leave the skin to....
ilikegw
07-29-2008, 02:37 AM
be made into jewelry to adorn Michelle Obama's neck as well as....
taking the intestines and stuffing thm with a variety of ingredients which, is really good when made with.................
jafar00
07-29-2008, 02:25 PM
Lithuanian boiled pigs ears, with a side order of mustard, plus peas in fat all washed down with....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akG5vUU8VCo
Invayne
07-29-2008, 03:55 PM
Lithuanian boiled pigs ears, with a side order of mustard, plus peas in fat all washed down with....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akG5vUU8VCo
:lmao:
massive amounts of adult beverages that are made of......
Wndrtch
07-29-2008, 07:44 PM
:lmao:
massive amounts of adult beverages that are made of......
...sweat from Ted Kennedy's jock-strap, which was stolen by a group professing...
jafar00
07-29-2008, 08:49 PM
.. to be the original farmers of Lavian tree grubs and purveyors of edible poets. Meanwhile, back at the cat wars front line...
Invayne
07-29-2008, 08:49 PM
...sweat from Ted Kennedy's jock-strap, which was stolen by a group professing...
to be alcoholics with livers the size of Rhode Island....
Invayne
07-29-2008, 08:50 PM
.. to be the original farmers of Lavian tree grubs and edible poets. Meanwhile, back at the cat wars front line...
AH! We posted at the same time!!:shock:
Wndrtch
07-29-2008, 09:05 PM
.. to be the original farmers of Lavian tree grubs and purveyors of edible poets. Meanwhile, back at the cat wars front line...
...Fluffy the Fearless, charged the wall, and ...
to be alcoholics with livers the size of Rhode Island....
...as they needed something at least that size to cover up their...
Invayne
07-29-2008, 09:14 PM
...Fluffy the Fearless, charged the wall, and ...
...as they needed something at least that size to cover up their...
wall so Fluffy the Fearless couldn't find it and so he......
Wndrtch
07-29-2008, 09:58 PM
wall so Fluffy the Fearless couldn't find it and so he......
...took out a "blunt" he rolled that morning and blazed up, hoping the smoke would either attract his friends, or...
Make them throw something into a near by dumpster, and then some bum pop out and chase them screaming "Stop throwin shit in my house, or ima get you you dumb...
somnabeech, marka my words, domani you will be sleeping with da fishes at the botom of...............
Invayne
07-30-2008, 04:56 AM
da ocean witchya cement boots on and a jacket made of...
jafar00
07-30-2008, 08:31 AM
my own dung! The dung jacket will incidentally attract frikkin sharks with frikkin laser beams on their heads which will....
will make you the gold member in my new and upcomming film: Life with the walrus, fireflies, buckets of hampster cage lining and....
jafar00
07-31-2008, 09:09 AM
.. a rolled up newspaper. Eric Idle and John Cleese will be right royally miffed at being replaced by you as the gold member and will embark on a campaign of destruction involving a lot of spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and cheese (and spam). Except for the Camembert which is a little bit....
tart, all of the SPAM was free because...
it was tainted with salmonella which came from the
preservanation
08-05-2008, 11:51 AM
...young salmon produced in Mexico...
by deranged salmon who swam downriver instead of upriver to spawn, thus...........
preservanation
08-05-2008, 12:07 PM
giving rise to a species of fish which doesn't need any added salt, or...
tartar sauce but does require a tad bit of..............
jafar00
08-05-2008, 10:47 PM
..added olive oil to aid in the process of..
Wndrtch
08-05-2008, 10:48 PM
tartar sauce but does require a tad bit of..............
...Tipper Gore's fart, which is the key ingedient in making...
Invayne
08-05-2008, 11:47 PM
...Tipper Gore's fart, which is the key ingedient in making...
the atom bomb that will destroy all of.....
the right handed people of the world, thus leaving the far superior southpaws to rule and
preservanation
08-06-2008, 03:57 AM
demand left hand pistachio peelers under the equal protection clause, which will...
Invayne
08-06-2008, 04:58 AM
leave all of the right handed pistachio peelers running to Mexico to....
hide from the bomb. Soon after that, Ronald Reagan's ghost appeared at...
Invayne
08-18-2008, 10:05 PM
DOH!!!!!
Wndrtch
08-18-2008, 10:05 PM
hide from the bomb. Soon after that, Ronald Reagan's ghost appeared at...
...roughly 4pm, because 4pm is about midnight to the elderly, and he requested to speak to Gorbachev's ghost, but he was told that Gorby ain't dead yet, so he inststed someone...
from Georgia actually start WWIII by killing him. Then, finally, Reagan's ghost can...
Invayne
08-19-2008, 03:42 AM
eat all the gummy bears he wants before he.....
ilikegw
08-19-2008, 03:45 AM
explodes from serious gastritis which can be remedied by....
journeying to hell for all eternity since being in hell only...
Invayne
08-19-2008, 05:00 PM
makes him have to put up with ECW and Cardinals baseball, but he doesn't...
have a chance of seeing them since he's a Cubs fan and they have been in hell for a hundred years (the time it's been since they last saw a World series victory). Now that we have laid Reagan's ghost to rest, we can...
move on to other things like...
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