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jafar00
09-03-2008, 10:19 AM
... 2 girls and one cup. Did they use Pistachio/Chocolate icecream as a substitute for....
shampoo because if they did...
Stoner
09-09-2008, 06:43 AM
they would start making out in the shower and the blonde one dropped the soap...
jafar00
09-09-2008, 01:59 PM
... into a freak wormhole that sent the soap to ..
Stoner
09-09-2008, 03:19 PM
Paris Hilton's bedroom.
Invayne
09-09-2008, 03:21 PM
Who said "I wish this was soap on a rope so I could......"
Wndrtch
09-09-2008, 04:25 PM
Who said "I wish this was soap on a rope so I could......"
...clean all thos hard-to-reach areas, you know, under my...
Stoner
09-09-2008, 04:31 PM
...clean all thos hard-to-reach areas, you know, under my...
...meat mitten and those small, tiny things that resemble breasts.
KSTornado
09-09-2008, 07:14 PM
that I just have to show to everyone..
Stoner
09-09-2008, 08:24 PM
when I'm banging losers on camera...
Wndrtch
09-09-2008, 08:34 PM
when I'm banging losers on camera...
...and talking sweet nothings to my little doggy, Peanutbutter-licker, who does this neat thing with her...
Stoner
09-09-2008, 08:40 PM
tongue that feels like sandpaper when she licks my...
KSTornado
09-09-2008, 08:55 PM
toes but it makes me feel so...
Wndrtch
09-09-2008, 08:58 PM
toes but it makes me feel so...
...wrong, like I'm doing something unethical, but then it goes away, once she...
KSTornado
09-09-2008, 09:46 PM
licks farther up my leg and then...
Wndrtch
09-09-2008, 09:58 PM
BITES ME!
...and my voice goes up four octives, hi enough to break Sandy Duncan's glass eye, which she left at....
KSTornado
09-09-2008, 09:58 PM
her brother in-laws house underneath..
Wndrtch
09-09-2008, 10:05 PM
her brother in-laws house underneath..
...this month's copy of Penthouse, in the bathroom, next to the...
Stoner
09-10-2008, 03:59 AM
ball gag and motor oil.
jafar00
09-10-2008, 10:48 AM
Apologising profusely for reading a story he found in the gutter, Gerald attempted to get the topic of conversation out of the toilet by ....
Hard Core Drive By Dancing in front of...
Stoner
09-10-2008, 05:27 PM
naked midgets and monkeys.
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