Periodic table of elements- just a theory

[Alonzo]

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[Buck Laser]

I think there is indisputable evidence that the Periodic Table is the work of Satanists or the Freemasons. We need to do a lot more investigation.
It is indeed suspicious that all these "elements" (an occult word if there ever was one) were added so shortly after the Russian Revolution.

[Elrathin]

I think the biggest mistake is when the Periodic Table of the Elements obtained the element Plutonium. Clearly this was procured to threaten other tables. Immediate invasion of the the Periodic Table of the Elements must happen immediately to prevent the loss of other tables in the future. This threat MUST be dealt with immediately.

[preservanation]

I think it's unfair and hurtful to the other elements that some have higher or lower numbers than others.
They should share the spotlight and stop making elements feel bad.
This is unacceptable.
They probably play dodge-ball and keep score at their sporting events as well.
Who will stop this madness?

[Osborn F. Enready]

I agree Preserva....

We should forcefully equalize all elements to the same designations, atomic weights and describe them all completely equally.....then we can really be happy.... can't we.

(gag-puke reflex suppression) ;)

[Buck Laser]

I agree Preserva....

We should forcefully equalize all elements to the same designations, atomic weights and describe them all completely equally.....then we can really be happy.... can't we.

(gag-puke reflex suppression) ;)
You do know don't you, that the Texas legislature once tried to pass legislation that set the official value of pi at 3.1? And this was way before the days of "political correctness," so you can't blame it in that.:nana: