America Wars

[Rage]

I have always wondered, isn't America like star wars?

The Democrat: They are like the jedi, they think they have mind powers... "Al gore: Global warming is real, give me lots of money - Person: Its real, I will give you lots of money"

The Republican: They are like the Empires clones, they all have the exact same views and completely agree with eachother (maybe they all are clones or are just closely bred)

The Libertarian: They are like wookies, WAHHHGGAAAGAAAAA....(No one understands the truth, get it? lawl)

Ralph nader: random jawa

Our media falsely portrays us like the Empire as well, like the darkside or something lol.

Please add to the american starwars way of life.

(these aren't my political views, its just funny)

[jafar00]

G W Bush: Jar Jar Binks. Just like Jar Jar, he is clumsy, can't talk properly and somehow stumbled into politics and accidentally achieved a position of influence. How wude!

[Rage]

LOL yeah, the current bush administration is just a Gungan insurgency, keep it coming guys.

[firefox]

Damn I hate Jar Jar so much. Bush isn't as annoying though. I really hated his 1st press secretary Ari Fleisher though... Perhaps he's the real Jar-Jar?