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Alonzo
05-31-2008, 01:57 AM
The funny thing is that, after typing the title, I noticed that Fox also made a similar joke in their opening line:

Bob Dole says Bob Dole is mad at Scott McClellan.

The former Senate majority leader and 1996 Republican presidential candidate sent a nasty e-mail to McClellan calling him a "miserable creature" for his latest book blasting the Bush administration, FOX News has learned.

In the e-mail, Dole basically describes the former White House press secretary as a traitor looking to cash in on the "liberal" media's distaste for President Bush.

"There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don't have the guts to speak up or quit if there are disagreements with the boss or colleagues," the five-term Kansas senator wrote to McClellan. "No, your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits, and spurred on by greed, cashes in with a scathing critique."

He continues: "When the money starts rolling in you should donate it to a worthy cause, something like, 'Biting The Hand That Fed Me.' Another thought is to weasel your way back into the White House if a Democrat is elected. That would provide a good set up for a second book deal in a few years."

White House officials have sharply decried McClellan's book — "What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception," which criticizes the administration's handling of the Iraq war.

Following reports that McClellan received a $75,000 advance for the book, one senior White House official referenced the Biblical story of Judas selling out Jesus, telling FOX News: "Ironically, in today's dollars that amount is worth exactly 30 pieces of silver."

Press Secretary Dana Perino said the loaded charge in the book is that Bush and his senior advisers intentionally misled the public into the Iraq war, and knew more than they were telling the public.

"We have said over and over that the intelligence was wrong. And we have worked very hard, at President Bush's direction, to change the way the intelligence community works together, but what hurts us is the suggestion that we purposefully sent men and women into war without acknowledging the consequences," she said.

Several Democrats in Congress are looking at the book and considering calling for hearings.

Dole wrote that if McClellan had misgivings about the president's foreign policy, he should have spoken up long ago "like a man," or quit his job.

"That would have taken integrity and courage but then you would have had credibility and your complaints could have been aired objectively. You're a hot ticket now but don't you, deep down, feel like a total ingrate?"

This is the original Dole e-mail:

Scott,

There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don't have the guts to speak up or quit if there are disagreements with the boss or colleagues. No, your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits, and spurred on by greed, cashes in with a scathing critique.

In my nearly 36 years of public service I've known of a few like you. No doubt you will "clean up" as the liberal anti-Bush press will promote your belated concerns with wild enthusiasm. When the money starts rolling in you should donate it to a worthy cause, something like, "Biting The Hand That Fed Me." Another thought is to weasel your way back into the White House if a Democrat is elected. That would provide a good set up for a second book deal in a few years.

I have no intention of reading your "exposé" because if all these awful things were happening, and perhaps some may have been, you should have spoken up publicly like a man, or quit your cushy, high profile job. That would have taken integrity and courage but then you would have had credibility and your complaints could have been aired objectively. You're a hot ticket now but don't you, deep down, feel like a total ingrate?

BOB DOLE

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,360723,00.html

Phyxius
05-31-2008, 04:00 AM
Nice to see how age has mellowed Old Stoneface... :madlaugh:

PostmodernProphet
05-31-2008, 04:15 AM
"Ironically, in today's dollars that amount is worth exactly 30 pieces of silver."

actually, that IS a funny line.....

Alonzo
05-31-2008, 05:18 AM
actually, that IS a funny line.....

If you're comparing this to the story of Jesus and Judas, with the silver being the 75,000 he paid, doesn't that make McClellan Judas and, therefore, doesn't that make Bush Jesus? And isn't that blasphemy?

dgun
05-31-2008, 05:38 AM
Who has been eating Bod Dole's peanut butter?

Drocket
05-31-2008, 06:00 AM
If you're comparing this to the story of Jesus and Judas, with the silver being the 75,000 he paid, doesn't that make McClellan Judas and, therefore, doesn't that make Bush Jesus? And isn't that blasphemy?

It's absolutely blasphemous: everyone knows that McCain is Jesus:

Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party’s presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

“John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross,” Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. “He never denounced God, either.”

Link (http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/05/20/mccain-kind-of-like-jesus-christ-on-the-cross/)

Alonzo
05-31-2008, 06:36 AM
Who has been eating Bod Dole's peanut butter?

Bob Dole has been eating Bob Dole's special Bob Dole peanut butter.

AlanC
05-31-2008, 07:37 AM
Well damn! Now he gets likable.

He didn't say McCellan was Judas, he simply was pointing out that the price of betrayal seems to be about the same.

PostmodernProphet
05-31-2008, 01:34 PM
If you're comparing this to the story of Jesus and Judas, with the silver being the 75,000 he paid, doesn't that make McClellan Judas and, therefore, doesn't that make Bush Jesus? And isn't that blasphemy?

Dude.....I am saying it was a funny line.....YOU are trying to turn into an allegory for religion.....

G.B.
06-01-2008, 02:45 AM
My heartache with lil' Scotty is that he didn't have the cajones to speak up while he was collecting a government paycheck. IMO he sees a way to make a buck with his book deal and all of the talking head appearances. Makes him a media wh0re just like all the rest.