Longest Thread in history!

[tecoyah]

It really does not matter what you post here....the point is simply to keep it going forever (yes, I know thats a very, very long time)...it can be done.

Gibberish is fully acceptable.

Do Ducks Fart?

[micfranklin]

Don't know, don't care. Ducks quack though.

[tecoyah]

I've never seen an aquatic psychiatrist....though I agree many are quite foul.


Not that I know from experience

[micfranklin]

I like women.

[Alonzo]

I am the purple people eater.

[micfranklin]

I am the purple people eater.

The Vikings?

[Alonzo]

The Vikings?

Je ne comprends pas; Mais comme vous le goût du poulet.

[micfranklin]

Je ne comprends pas; Mais comme vous le goût du poulet.

Pourquoi doit-ce être poulet?

[tecoyah]

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
among them has the strength to contend with such a
paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
pancreas.

Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and
each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial
intent can never be discerned, because structuralism
is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a
fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt
necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at
this historical juncture, and therefore
synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the
objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came
into being which caused the actualization of this
potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
nature.

[micfranklin]

Or because there was a hen on the other side.

[cronic]

aw damn.. Danica Patrick just got hit in the pits..

She's out..
No Indy 500 win today

[tecoyah]

Ryan Briscoe...sucks miniscule donkey penii....and can't drive neether

[NortheastCynic]

NASCAR isn't a sport.

-NC

[tecoyah]

Oh...come on....it takes incredible skill to endlessly turn left and still manage to crash!

[micfranklin]

There's no black people in NASCAR.

And I just got the Executor on Empire at War and conquered another part of space.

[AlanC]

You know you are starting out 220 or so pages behind the banning thread. Actually, make that 244 behind.

[tecoyah]

Fortunately...time is an unlimited resource.


Besides...its fun, and you such much worse things than Ryan Briscoe....

[micfranklin]

Let's see how long this'll go for then.

[NortheastCynic]

Speaking of lacrosse, anyone catch the Duke-Hopkins game yesterday?

-NC

[lily]

Hey I'm for anything that will raise my post count and the added bonus is I don't have to think.

[tecoyah]

Heard it was a good game...only because I used to live in Rochester, NY....go Knighthawks!


They suck actually, but its huge there.

[tecoyah]

Hey I'm for anything that will raise my post count and the added bonus is I don't have to think.

I knew I liked you for a reason....

Freakin' Opinionated Biatch

[Muser]

Hey I'm for anything that will raise my post count and the added bonus is I don't have to think.

Ditto. :thumbsup:

[Alonzo]

Pourquoi doit-ce être poulet?

Je ne sais pas.

http://www.spacegravy.com/sgmedia/graphics/oneliners/movies/FatBastard.gif

[Muser]

aw damn.. Danica Patrick just got hit in the pits..

She's out..
No Indy 500 win today

Bummer. But she's got Japan under her belt now, so that's good. I was at the "Danica-Wheldon" Indy500 race in 2005 - man, that was an exciting race! I'd be at the race today if I was still living there (moved to TX in Aug 07). Indy500 race weekend is one of the biggest, coolest party scenes.

[AlanC]

Hey I'm for anything that will raise my post count and the added bonus is I don't have to think.

For not thinking, you read my mind pretty well....:drool:

[micfranklin]

Je ne sais pas.

http://www.spacegravy.com/sgmedia/graphics/oneliners/movies/FatBastard.gif

Et pourquoi pas?

[AlanC]

Bummer. But she's got Japan under her belt now, so that's good. I was at the "Danica-Wheldon" Indy500 race in 2005 - man, that was an exciting race! I'd be at the race today if I was still living there (moved to TX in Aug 07). Indy500 race weekend is one of the biggest, coolest party scenes.

I watched that, it was a shame to go out that way.

[Professor]

You know you are starting out 220 or so pages behind the banning thread. Actually, make that 244 behind.

And the quote thread. I thought that thread was the longest on the forum until the banning thread.

[lily]

For not thinking, you read my mind pretty well....:drool:

Oh my God!!!!! Your mind is a scarier place than mine!!!

[Muser]

I watched that, it was a shame to go out that way.

I knew, I mean I knew she had the win. Until she didn't, of course.

[lily]

I like to chew ice.

[Muser]

I like to chew gum. Which reminds me...

Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

[micfranklin]

I like pork chops and dipping 'em in mustard.

[tecoyah]

I like to chew gum. Which reminds me...

Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot.


I thought that was cum...must be wax in the ears....

[tecoyah]

I like pork chops and dipping 'em in mustard.

Mustard is a seed...Pork in a mammal.

Reminds me of organic beef.

[tecoyah]

I like to chew ice.


.......shes a cold, cold mouthful of spite...........


Freakin' opinionated Bitch................

[lily]

"One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead!"

[micfranklin]

Me and my dad are the most profane people in our family.

[tecoyah]

Props to the Profane...it's a developed skill.

[cronic]

What an awesome day.. Indy 500.. then its over 5 mins before the nascar race..
at the same time ./. I get to watch my favorite sport and team ( wnba - detroit shock ) at 6 pm on web tv while the race is on

wooohoooo..

Not to mention watch a hometown - boy from my little city running nascar this year..- Go Sam Hornish

[micfranklin]

Props to the Profane...it's a developed skill.

Yeah fucking right its a fucking developed skill. Shit is terrible.

[lily]

I really should take a shower.

[tecoyah]

I suppose...sometimes flowers don't smell as good as we might think?

[lily]

Yeah, I'm smelling pretty ripe now.

[lily]

I've thought about it long enough.

[lily]

I am going to take a shower!

[cronic]

I am going to take a shower!

feel free to think about the cronic while your in there...lol
:madlaugh:

[Muser]

Animal.

[cronic]

Animal.

lol.. can't wait to see what she calls me..haha

[tecoyah]

lol.. can't wait to see what she calls me..haha


Hopefully....she calls you....soon

[Muser]

"Soo-oooon! Where are yoooooouuu?"

[lily]

feel free to think about the cronic while your in there...lol
:madlaugh:

Now you tell me!

[cronic]

Now you tell me!
haha..
there is always next time...:love:

[lily]

Ok.......but I don't know why you would want me to think about pot when I'm taking a shower.

[cronic]

haha.. good point lily... ya got me there
& your right..

feel free to pm me for other suggestions..
Winkz..:evil::drool:

[PostmodernProphet]

never gonna happen.....I predict this thread never passes the "Ban Everyone" thread.....

[lily]

Sure it will!

[micfranklin]

I take 30 minute showers.

[lily]

Why do you time your showers?

[micfranklin]

Why do you time your showers?

So I make sure I get out in time to get dressed or get ready to watch reruns of some old show. Besides if its cold you gotta get the warm water running so you can defrost and get real silky clean and get the drool off your face.

[Muser]

http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1384002_jxeg6/mindthegap.jpg

[jafar00]

Besides if its cold you gotta get the warm water running so you can defrost and get real silky clean and get the drool off your face.

Now I know how long it takes for my new water heater to heat up, it's not so bad. However, I do have to get the drool out of my plentiful beard so it's still longer than you ;)

[tecoyah]

Get a damn tankless water heater people....it's all the rage in Europe.

[Muser]

I need to do laundry. Jafar, care to help me? :dork:

[lily]

I think it's going to rain today.

[Muser]

Reminds me of a great video - especially nice having Clapton in it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s-yE0e8RvI

[lily]

It takes Clapton to make Phil Collins sound good....damn I can't stand him. Only good things he did was with Peter Gabriel.

[micfranklin]

I smell chicken.

[Muser]

Check the road.

[micfranklin]

We're having a good ol' fashioned Memorial Day barbecue. w00t!

[lily]

Can I come?

[tecoyah]

Can I come?


I don't know......................Can You?

[lily]

Er um...........YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, OH GOD, YES.

I think so.......if not I can fake it.

[Muser]

Ban lily for faking it. Oh wait...wrong thread.

[micfranklin]

I don't want to picture what I thought you guys were saying.

[tecoyah]

I just visualized the whole damn thing...dude..it was sweeeeeeet....go with it!

[micfranklin]

Nasty. Gah

[lily]

Today it's 85 degrees. Tomorrow it's going to be 60 degrees

[Scribbler1]

It really does not matter what you post here....the point is simply to keep it going forever (yes, I know thats a very, very long time)...it can be done.

Gibberish is fully acceptable.

Do Ducks Fart?Maybe, but I doubt you can ever catch up to the "ban everyone" thread, much less pass it, as it will probably grow along with this one.

Maybe SECOND longest thread, perhaps.

[Muser]

I'm watching Rocky I. Again.

[lily]

My mouse battery is low.

[Alonzo]

Er um...........YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, OH GOD, YES.

I think so.......if not I can fake it.

This forum has a lot of diversity, we have conspiracy theorists, Muslims, Jews, African Americans, Libertarians, Conservatives, Liberals, college students, the elderly and so on. But we've always been lacking a porn star, though this performance has me wondering, have we finally filled that gap?

[Muser]

LOL! Why yes....yes, I'd say we have! :clapper:

She'll need a new pr0n star name, of course:

The Porn Name Generator (http://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php)

[Waffletush]

Champ Loins.

[micfranklin]

Hello Brooklyn, how ya doing?

[lily]

LOL! Why yes....yes, I'd say we have! :clapper:

She'll need a new pr0n star name, of course:

The Porn Name Generator (http://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php)


Ok........I don't know how they got this from lily.......but my name from here on out is...............drum roll please................Jack Tail!


AlonzoMourning23
This forum has a lot of diversity, we have conspiracy theorists, Muslims, Jews, African Americans, Libertarians, Conservatives, Liberals, college students, the elderly and so on. But we've always been lacking a porn star, though this performance has me wondering, have we finally filled that gap?

That's why I love you............you make an old bag of 58 feel she has something to strive for!:love:

[Muser]

Ok........I don't know how they got this from lily.......but my name from here on out is...............drum roll please................Jack Tail!!

You had "male" selected, silly.

[cronic]

Tonight on MOnday Night RAW...
Vince McMahon announced he is gonna give away a million dollars.. woo hoo

Just doing my part to move this thread along

[lily]

You had "male" selected, silly.



OMG! I did!:embarrased:

Ok........I guess now it's going to be anti-climatic..........Sasy Tail.......not as exoctic as Jack Tail.

[micfranklin]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/micfranklin/Funny%20pics/X2-magneto.jpg

[Alonzo]

That's why I love you............you make an old bag of 58 feel she has something to strive for!:love:

You'd be surprised at the demand for granny porn. :lmao:

Ok........I guess now it's going to be anti-climatic..........Sasy Tail.......not as exoctic as Jack Tail.

I got "Ron Nutz", which is either a really bad porno name or Carol Paul's pet nickname for her husband Ron.

[cronic]

cronic = maxx cream
haha

[Muser]

You'd be surprised at the demand for granny porn. :lmao:

I know I would. Do tell us what you know, Alonzo! :p

[Muser]

cronic = maxx cream
haha

BAH!ahahahaha! It knows you.

[cronic]

I can digg it..but...At first thought, donuts came to mind..:lmao:

[micfranklin]

This thread has no epic-ness without any more pics.

[dgun]

This thread fails.

TLTE is where it's at.

[micfranklin]

Show me pictures now.

[Muser]

There's fail and then there's FAIL:

The FAIL Blog (http://failblog.org/)

What is "TLTE"?

[Muser]

Show me pictures now.

Find the 9 people in this picture:

http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1385861_p3apx/9people.jpg

[Mia]

How funny! Great idea for a thread.

[PostmodernProphet]

is this thread the diary of an ADHD sufferer?.......

[tecoyah]

I do not have AD........H......well, look at that...theres a bug on my screen and it's...uh....Ouch.

[micfranklin]

Hahaha.

[lily]

I do not have AD........H......well, look at that...theres a bug on my screen and it's...uh....Ouch.


That'll teach you!

[cronic]

3rd period

Indiana Fever ...................50
Connecticut Sun................32

Go Katie Douglas...Go

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Just doing my part in advancing this thread yo
Carry on ya -all

[cronic]

Find the 9 people in this picture:

http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1385861_p3apx/9people.jpg

hmmm.. Number 9 must be hiding from me..:help:

[Muser]

http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1389762_gso7d/9people-answer.jpg

[cronic]

ah ya.. wow.. that one under the bird.. second circle..... thats the one I wasn't seeing..
thanx

[cronic]

Indiana Fever ...................73
Connecticut Sun................46

Katie Douglas, 23 points - 5 rebounds - 5 assists - 33<---total fantasy points

[cronic]

Washington Mystics.............80
Atlanta Dream.....................74

Betty Lennox, Atl 29 points 3 Rebounds 5 assists 37 total fantasy points
Alana Beard, Was 25 points 4 Rebounds 5 assists 34 total fantasy points

[cronic]

wooohooo.. the new Tila Tequila show is almost on.. YaY:worship:

anyone else here watch thAT?
probably not..
or .. probably about as many of you that watch womens basketball huh..haha

[micfranklin]

I don't watch that shit.

[cronic]

and the thread grows on

[cronic]

I don't watch that shit.

which shit?.. the womens basketball shit.. or the tila shit.. :ecstatic:

[micfranklin]

which shit?.. the womens basketball shit.. or the tila shit.. :ecstatic:

The Tila shit, if its on MTV or one of those channels I'm not cutting it on.

On another note I just came home from my sister's high school graduation out in Westminster. The ceremony was nice, about a little over an hour. I was looking around and I saw some kids, probably juniors, playing band for the event and in my head I was thinking, "am I the only one who thinks some of them look retarded?"

So as the seniors are walking down the aisle I'm looking at some of them, especially the girls and I'm like, "damn some of them are fine, I'd seriously try to date them if they were two years older. Might be the only high school class that gives mine a run for its money when it comes to looks."

[cronic]

I watch Tila.. but only for one reason.. thats Tila

haven't been to a graduation in a few years..
congrats to your sis.

[cronic]

KK.. Im out for the nite.. but.. I will come back tomorrow and hopefully if nothing else.. continue to fill this thread full of more worthless crap..haha..
and to all that is online right now..

goodnite AlonzoMourning23, BoogyMan, David, Drocket, Easy90, Elrathin, micfranklin, NoMoreDems-Reps, NortheastCynic, Phyxius, Pookie, PostmodernProphet, preservanation, Scribbler1, Troubadour

If I missed anyone.. then you must have just came online.. oops

[cronic]

It's tomorrow already.. but.. I have no good worthless crap for now..

I'll think of some!

Seeencha

[micfranklin]

Wow, you went a whole 21 minutes.

[cronic]

Wow, you went a whole 21 minutes.

lol.. I know.. what dedication huh...haha

oh well.. as you see it's been a few hours now..
I had to get a little sleep..

BUT I"M BACCCCKKKKKKKK.

oh guess what.. there are some basketball games on to tonight..
bet ya all are just thrilled aye? :madlaugh:

[micfranklin]

Chewing on rubber bands is fun.

[cronic]

I was told the same thing about tin foil when I was younger..

My teeth still hurt thinking about it

[micfranklin]

I'm not sneaking up to my high school this year.

[cronic]

Darn.. my key just blacklisted again..

[lily]

We're out of bread.

[cronic]

High lilyyyyyyy
I have 2 loafs of bread here..

[cronic]

It's gonna take a longgggggggggggggggggggggg time for this thread to actually become the Longest thread...lol.

Hope my fingers don't give out.:help:

[lily]

High lilyyyyyyy
I have 2 loafs of bread here..


Thanks cronic, but I needed the walk.

[cronic]

Thanks cronic, but I needed the walk.

Walking is good
:ecstatic:

I took a walk today to.
it was a short one.. (but hey, they all are ).
it was beautiful outside today

[cronic]

well well.. I just realized what day it was..lol
No basketball games tonight..
Blah.

Oh well.. good nite to start my tutorials on my new video editing program.

& THE POSTINGS ROLL ON

[micfranklin]

I have no money on me.

[cronic]

i just gave my neighbor $100 bucks

[micfranklin]

I'd like $100 bucks now.

[cronic]

Im smoking mine!!:peace:

[lily]

:lmao:

[cronic]

Taking bids on elmo toys..
Don't be shy..lol

http://www.derekkline.com/dkpix/allelmobig.jpg

[cronic]

I just got a call from my girl friend.
again!!

seems she is working overtime again tonight.
4 pm till 4 am

she been workin lots of overtime lately..

[lily]

Maybe it's because you have too many Elmo toys?

[micfranklin]

I need to shave.

[cronic]

Maybe it's because you have too many Elmo toys?

they are all packed up in one box now
I think waiting on grand children..haha

..it's all ebays fault..lol

[cronic]

Kiks back.. takes a rest.. watches some tv..
ahhhhhhhhhh

[lily]

I can't have the TV on when I'm reading.

[micfranklin]

I can.

[cronic]

I'm shaving and taking a shower tomorrow

[Mia]

I need to shave.

Me too. And I find it grossly unfair that my revelation is gross and yours isn't.

Hell, now it's 'sexy' for a man to have a couple days of stubble.

I don't think that will ever happen for women :help:

[cronic]

I just woke up
It's 4 am

woohoo.. Now I have to wait for 4:20 am

~rubs sleep out of my eyes

[Pookie]

Cronic gave my cats fleas. I am going to kill him.
Purrs,
Pookie

[micfranklin]

Me too. And I find it grossly unfair that my revelation is gross and yours isn't.

Hell, now it's 'sexy' for a man to have a couple days of stubble.

I don't think that will ever happen for women :help:

What I was thinking when I read this seem pretty nasty, but for real I look like I'm 30 years old.

[cronic]

Im back..
and no more fleas, so no worries pookie

oh &
showered but not shaved yet.
I may go with the gray beard look another day..haha

[cronic]

Assassins Creed Rulez...
so far

[micfranklin]

I want that game so badly.

[cronic]

I want that game so badly.


1. I think I can hook you up..
2. 2.96 gbs..
3. free of course
4. pm 4 details
5. why.. because I share with all my friends
6. sorry about the list.. I was reading back a ways
and found some dude named cheesymuslim..
7. banned before my appearance to DF
8. too bad I missed him..lol
9. wonders if I will now list more often?
10. :bye:

[micfranklin]

You got $400 I could borrow so I could get me a PS3?

[cronic]

You got $400 I could borrow so I could get me a PS3?

lol.. sorry.. I don't..
But if it was downloadable.. id get it for ya for free.. :ecstatic:

[tecoyah]

I can divy out $25....perhaps a collection pool for double entertainment value...


Half for the Donors....half for the donee

[cronic]

If there is any donating to be done..
I will happily add a donate button & link in my signature, directing all proceeds to a very worthy cause.

The Thank you and I love you all,
Sincerely yours cronic cause!

[micfranklin]

Sam Fisher?

[cronic]

Splinter cell.. I don't have but found a dl link..
wow.. almost 8 gb

[Mia]

Mic, I have no idea what that meant. I'm scared to go near it!

[cronic]

Tom Clancys Splinter Cell Double Agent EMUDVD9 Unleashed


Description of the game :

The game begins in September 2007, shortly after the events of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory as Sam Fisher and rookie John Hodge are being flown to Iceland to investigate suspicious activities at a geothermal plant. After he averts a missile strike by Islamic terrorists during which John dies, he is met by Colonel Irving Lambert aboard the Osprey to deliver bad news. Sarah Fisher, Sam's only daughter, has been killed by a drunk driver. Overcome with grief, he is unable to concentrate on his work and is pulled out of active service.

Shortly thereafter, Lambert offers him the rank of a NOC (nonofficial cover operative), hoping that it will help him refocus. NOCs are operatives with backgrounds from both the CIA and NSA, trained to infiltrate organizations for HUMINT purposes. The government denies any involvement in their activities. The NSA stages multiple bank robberies and killings to set up Fisher to infiltrate a domestic terror organization known as John Brown's Army (JBA). He is sent to Ellsworth Prison in Kansas where he is placed in the same cell block as Jamie Washington, a JBA member, and begins digging a tunnel for escape. By February 2008, Fisher helps Washington escape, and is welcomed into the JBA.

At their compound, Emile Dufraisne, the leader of the JBA, gives Sam the order to shoot Cole Yeagher, the pilot of the helicopter used to escape the prison. If Fisher kills him, he will earn JBA trust and lose NSA trust. If he misses his shot on purpose, Jamie will kill Cole, and Sam will lose trust with the JBA. He is then sent on a mission to take over a Russian oil tanker in the Sea of Okhotsk. Sam needs to take over the tanker so that JBA ally Massoud Ibn-Yussif can use it to deliver one of the bombs.

As soon as Fisher is finished, he is quickly flown to the Jin Mao Hotel in Shanghai. CIA agent Hisham Hamza orders him to record a meeting between Emile and a Pakistani Nuclear scientist, Dr. Aswat. During the meeting, Aswat sells Emile several kilograms of red mercury, a fictional explosive material. With Third Echelon on high alert, Fisher is told to collect a sample from the safe in the meeting room. While he's doing that, Carson Moss radios in and orders him to steal notes from Aswat's hotel room. The NSA then orders the assassination of Dr. Aswat.

With both the red mercury and Dr. Aswat's notes, the JBA constructs a bomb which they wish to test. Emile sends Fisher to Cozumel to blow up a cruise ship. The success of the bomb is determined by the player and is therefore the first of the three major events. Fisher can choose to either let the bomb detonate, maintaining his cover with the JBA, prevent the explosion by jamming the signal, or use Enrica's disarm code, if the player acquires it from her office during the JBA HQ mission. Preventing the explosion causes Dufraisne to execute Enrica in a fit of anger.

Emile then goes to a meeting in Kinshasa with Allejandro Tawkfir and Massoud Ibn-Yussif, allies of the JBA. Fisher bugs the meeting and finds out that the three terrorist leaders each have Red Mercury bombs. They plan to destroy Mexico City, Los Angeles and New York City. During the meeting, Hisham Hamza's cover is blown.

Emile orders Fisher to kill Hisham, who has fled to the Congolese presidential palace in Kinshasa, from the top of a radio tower with a sniper rifle. Fisher may shoot Hisham, but if he spares his life, another section of the level is unlocked where Fisher extracts him safely from the palace.

When Fisher returns to the headquarters, he is ordered to shoot Lambert, who was captured sneaking around the complex. The player can decide to either shoot Lambert or Jamie Washington. Shooting Lambert will maintain the JBA's trust, while shooting Washington will send the JBA into high alert and reveal Fisher as a traitor. Enrica Villablanca, if she is still alive, discovers Fisher's NOC status, but allows him to pass into the labs underneath the HQ, even giving him his equipment if he does not have it already.

A SWAT team then storms the compound, crashing in through the ceiling. If Sam saves the cruise ship, CIA Agent Hisham, and Lambert, or only two out of three with NSA trust above 33%, then he evades capture and escapes the compound, incapacitating a SWAT officer, and donning his stolen suit. In the unlocked bonus level, the NYPD pursues Fisher through New York, but he boards a stolen Coast Guard boat that Carson Moss is using to deliver the last bomb. Fisher kills Moss, disarms the bomb, and escapes the boat seconds before it is destroyed. This ending is the only one that ends with "To be continued..."

If Sam only saves one out of three, or two out of three with NSA trust below 33%, he is captured by the NYPD, charged with murder and conspiracy to commit terrorism, and pleads 'not guilty'. Before his trial begins, however, Sam breaks out of prison and is on the run. If Sam does not save any of the three, or only one with NSA trust below 33%, he is initially captured by the NYPD, but escapes using a smoke grenade.

[micfranklin]

I'm glad I didn't read all of that because I don't have Double Agent, just Pandora Tomorrow.

[cronic]

I have to finish a couple games before I dare start anymore

[cronic]

still blacklisted.. blah..
are there no valid keys left?

[lily]

Here you go. http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/CRT/CRT449/15499-45dg.jpg

[cronic]

Here you go. http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/CRT/CRT449/15499-45dg.jpg

its working as well as all the other ones i have downloaded..

:dizzy:

[cronic]

Indiana fever --- 37
L.A. sparks------22
halftime
wow.. what a low scoring game

Ouch @ my fantasy picks tonight.. \not good

[cronic]

I'm off to get a pizza
Double cheese and pepperoni

[micfranklin]

Can't wait for football season and am still in awe of baseball season.

[Pookie]

My dog just farted. Now I have to replace the deck.
Dammit!!
Purrs,
Pookie

[cronic]

I'm back now with the pizza
I'll let ya know how it good it is after a short while

[Pookie]

I had roast beast, cheesy garlic mashed potatoes, fresh green beans and cantaloupe for dinner.
I thought about pizza, Cronic, but I was too lazy to make the crust. I like to make them from scratch.
Purrs,
Pookie

[cronic]

I had roast beast, cheesy garlic mashed potatoes, fresh green beans and cantaloupe for dinner.
I thought about pizza, Cronic, but I was too lazy to make the crust. I like to make them from scratch.
Purrs,
Pookie


MMMM.. that sounds good to yo

[Pookie]

I got leftovers. Come on over!
Purrs,
Pookie

[lily]

I need 83 more posts before I hit 12,000.

[cronic]

I need 83 more posts before I hit 12,000.
this is an easy thread to fill them up

[micfranklin]

Post-whoring FTW

[Pookie]

Lily's bug drives me nuts LOL!!
Purrs,
Pookie

[micfranklin]

Yeah I keep thinking something's running across my monitor only to find out I just smash my palm for no reason.

[cronic]

Tonights pizza = 09/10

[lily]

Chocolate martinis are fantastic!

[cronic]

Chocolate martinis are fantastic!

never had one but it does sound good..:thumbsup:

[micfranklin]

Yeah, word to Big Bird.

[Mia]

Mexican Martinis are good! Potent, but good.

[cronic]

I like slim jims

[cronic]

off to watch ep.14 - season 2.. of the six million dollar man shows..
see yas 2 morrow

[cronic]

~kiks the thread~
Shifts into first gear

[micfranklin]

Visiting your old high school after graduation is fun, even more fun when you just sneak in through the back door to avoid all the crap the front office gives you.

[cronic]

I just drove by my old high school about an hour ago - On the way to subway
I think today is the last day here for the year for our students

[micfranklin]

Their last day at my old school is June 9th. From what my brother tells me my old high school is starting to suck even more than it did when I was there.

[cronic]

I'd still go back.
wouldn't play sports this time ( except maybe golf )
would have computers this time and not boring ass typewriters, so that would be a major plus.

id be in band

I remember one time...at band camp...:evil:

[micfranklin]

I can think of a list of things that have changed in the time I've been there:

-in my freshman year there were like 14 vending machines in the front lobby. By senior year there were like 8.
-in addition to that freshman year half the machines were cut off at 7:20 am and cut back on at 2:20, the time in between was the busiest part of the day. Senior year all machines were shut off at 7:00 am
-Freshman and sophomore year we had Friday clubs every two weeks. After that they were gone so school was a little less interesting.
-Freshman and sophomore year we had what was called "Final Four." It was gone by the upper classmen years.
-Pep rallies were interesting up until senior year, which seemed kinda dry.
-We almost lost pep rally entirely because our class decided to spray "06" in pink in various places across the school and I even participated. (pink and white were our class colors)
-Extra school dances got cut out in my junior year because someone at my school got stabbed (well actually slashed on the leg) by a kid from another school. So that left us with only homecoming, winter dance, junior and senior prom.
-For most of my career there were two stairwells in the new wing of the school, one was regulated by a teacher and called the "up" stairs because you could only go up and not down. Second semester of senior year the other stairwell was called the "down" stairwell, and that one wasn't regulated until 7:15 am. Waste of time.
-The automotive tech teacher retired last year, and he was one of the few that were liked by everyone in the school.
-If you visited the school, you had to go to the front office, sign a paper and get a visitor's tag if you wanted to see someone. Nowadays apparently you can't visit anyone during the day and have to wait until after school, eliminating the point of me going up there, hence my earlier post of having to sneak in the back of the school. I found this out last April BTW.
-Every Earth Day the freshman class would have the day off and take a trip to Patapsco State Park for one half of the day and explore school campus the other half. My brother tells me the new principal at the school cancelled the trip to the park, and what's funny is my school's name includes "Technology and Environmental Science."
-Most notably now there are surveillance cameras around the school, something that wasn't there before.

And our high school was the only one in the county that didn't have its own field and so we had to go to the local community college to play football games or some other gym sport.

[cronic]

1. wow.. alot different from my high school days
2. we didnt get even one vending machine
3. I'm not that much older then you... am I?
4. Came from a small country school. but we had good "farmer boy" athletes
5. never had any knife fights at our school.. just alot of fist fights.
6. Vo - Ag class was great, but I'm not big - time farmer.
7. our field trips was FFA outings.
8. school dances were great _ when I got laid..lol
9. Now that I think about it.. I had lots of girlfriends back in the day
10. I'm not a ho anymore.. really.. I mean it..:unreal:
11. :bye:

This post has been typed in cheesymuslim format:

[micfranklin]

2. we didnt get even one vending machine

Lucky you didn't have the duty of trying to get to them early in the morning before they were cut off. And you didn't have to suffer the agony of knowing they were right in your fingers and yet you couldn't get something from them.

3. I'm not that much older then you... am I?

I'm 20 now and I graduated when I was 18.

5. never had any knife fights at our school.. just alot of fist fights.

There were plenty of those and I got in two of them but I actually started them for no real reason now that I look back on it.

7. our field trips was FFA outings.

FFA?

10. I'm not a ho anymore.. really.. I mean it..

Sure I believe you.

[Mia]

I would NOT go back to High School.

College, hell yeah!

[cronic]

1. 20.. ah.. okies.. well.. then there is a few years.. i thought you was like 30..lol

2. FFA = Future Farmers of America - One field trip was just that.. out to a locals field to learn about soil samples.
Our fun was digging in the dirt

3. Sure I believe you... Now if I could only convince my girlfriend

[micfranklin]

2. FFA = Future Farmers of America - One field trip was just that.. out to a locals field to learn about soil samples.
Our fun was digging in the dirt

Bet the kids at school now would kill for that on Earth Day.

I would NOT go back to High School.

Why not, it couldn't have been that bad.

I had some bad experiences myself, the worst being the bathroom incident.

[cronic]

I had some bad experiences myself, the worst being the bathroom incident.

lol.. Finch?

[micfranklin]

lol.. Finch?

Nope. I was sick one day during gym class early in the morning so I went to the bathroom in the den in my school and I felt like I was gonna vomit a couple of times but I didn't so I simply stayed there, because I didn't feel like class anyway. Now I fall asleep out of sheer boredom (plus its like 7:40 am) and wake up later to the sound of my gym teacher calling me and I'm thinking it's close to 9:00 because thats when class ends.

I leave the bathroom and everyone in my class, which is mostly girls, turns around to me and busts out laughing and it's also 8:40 so I explain and he sends me to the nurse. I go back to the locker room where all the boys are talking about the incident and asking me what happened. Later I find out people think I was masturbating in the bathroom.

[Mia]

It wasn't bad. As far as high school goes. But I would never want to return to that age where I am struggling with my identity on such a superficial level, dealing with all that angst over all the things that go along with that growing period.........yuck.

Everything was so much better in college. Freedom from parents, but they still bail you out when you're in trouble, dating was more fun, learning was more fun, and my choice,,,,,,,,,

[cronic]

that would suck..

that sounds worse then Paul Finch's bathroom incident

[micfranklin]

Everyone schoolwide made fun of me for that until halfway through senior year, especially considering that 98% of the school wasn't there when it happened and yet they believe this. People would call me "Sir Jerk-Off or Mr. Beat Off," and stuff.

[ECW]

I was the only southern kid in a school chock full of Yankees. Everyday was an adventure. I'd go back now just to kick some ass, not bother taking names, and get suspended a few times for the privilege (something I avoided judiciously first time around).

The only thing I miss is the funkadelic psychadelic Afro I had at the time. My hair is much too long for that now.

[cronic]

Fairview Apaches

[micfranklin]

Oh yeah, there was also the "periodic table" someone made in senior year and it was actually a list of "who fucked who in the school," and everyone's names were on it.

Good times.

[cronic]

Knock knock

[Mia]

Who's there?

[cronic]

Water

[Mia]

Water who?

[cronic]

what are you doing?
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Bahawahawaha...- ok its not that funny.. But.. it was good for a smile atleast

[Mia]

I am trying to calm down after a Ron Paul Campaign meeting.

Wondering if I'm really cut out for politics.

[micfranklin]

I am trying to calm down after a Ron Paul Campaign meeting.

Wondering if I'm really cut out for politics.

What happened this time?

[Mia]

Nothing, which is my point of frustration. It's not like on West Wing, lol.

I thought I was Donna, and there would be a Josh......

[cronic]

kiks the longest thread in History..
WAKE UP

[Muser]

*yawn* *stretch* Hey, what's all the racket?

[cronic]

*yawn* *stretch* Hey, what's all the racket?

It's just a bunch more of the same.. DF noise..lol

Good morning Muser friend

[Muser]

*yawn* mornin', cronic. Whatcha doin' up so early, bud?

[cronic]

gotta go look at my kids brakes on the truck..
he is going to college for engineering.. but.. when it comes to working on cars.. umm.. well..
sometimes he needs a shove in the right direction.

He thinks \ Im comming to fix them.. but.. today.. I think he is gonna get dirt under his fingers..lol

[Muser]

You've got the right idea - definitely let him get some hands-on with the brakes; great place for a newbie to start learning how to do it themselves.

I'm planning to catch some rays this weekend and polish up the resumé.

[cronic]

I'm planning to catch some rays this weekend.

you mean like.. sunbathing?

Pix?
It would be nice to see some backup proof Muser..lol
:lmao:

Ok.. on that rude note.. I'm out.. haha.. bax l8rz all...:dork:

[cronic]

ugh.. brake pads on the back plus both wheel cylinders leaking..blah
The boy gets a good lesson today...smilez

[Muser]

You did let the boy do at least most of the work, right cronic?

As for pix...I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't think that's strictly necessary, but spanks anyway. :peace:

[cronic]

You did let the boy do at least most of the work, right cronic?

I did.. and wow.. it was hard to stay out of it..

he refused to use the channel locks.. instead wanted to use little bitty pliers..lol..after watching him struggle for 15-20 mins on one spring.. I decided its just best he watch on one side and then do on the other..

in short..he did most of it.. it was good for him to because he was getting quite frustrated which in turn made him look at the job closer and clearer..

he cussed and bitched.. but when it was all over.. I told him to look at the receipt for parts..

52 dollars for brake shoes and 2 wheel cylinders and the rebuild kit - new springs and clips.. ect..

then I let him know going to the garage would have cost him more like 150 or 200 bucks..
That made him smile..
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As for pix...I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't think that's strictly necessary, but spanks anyway. :peace::innocent: can't blame a guy for tryin.. haha...:love:

[Pookie]

Cronic farted and melted my screen. You DIE, Boobyhead!!
LOL~! Messing with you.
Purrs,
Pookie

[cronic]

Cronic farted and melted my screen. You DIE, Boobyhead!!
LOL~! Messing with you.
Purrs,
Pookie

lol.. ya.. and I video taped it


http://www.derekkline.com/dkpix/manfarting.gifhttp://www.derekkline.com/dkpix/compute2.gif

[micfranklin]

I really should be upstairs getting food at my sister's graduation party....but I can't tear myself from this comp.

[cronic]

Atleast some cake...
mmmmm.. luvs cake

cake & pies.. cake & pies

[micfranklin]

I got a little intoxicated tonight...again.

[cronic]

That used to be almost a must at the grad parties I always went to

[micfranklin]

Jack Daniels burns my tongue.

[Mia]

SoCo clears my sinuses.

[cronic]

~slowly closes eyes~
Falls Asleep
~Snores

[micfranklin]

I read the article about Obama quitting his church, I've been thinking about how its a lose-lose situation and trying to make sense of it, and I've finally come to a conclusion:























I got a damn headache.

[Mia]

Come to another conclusion - that you need to drop him from your screen and get behind Ron Paul!

[tecoyah]

It's a pity that in this country of religious freedom...you really need to be an atheist on the surface to run for the highest office.

[cronic]

I need to clean my fans inside my computer.. my video card got up to 171 degrees last nite.
Motherboard, ram, and cpu all was over 110 degrees..

[Muser]

Regular, can-o-air blowjobs are must-do maintenance for computers.

[cronic]

Temp settings since log on ( approx 4 hours )
http://www.derekkline.com/dkpix/tempguage01.jpg
Yikes..
yep.. time for a blow job..haha
http://www.derekkline.com/dkpix.tempguage01.jpg

[cronic]

wooohooo.. first wreck already...
Lap 18
Stewart and Hamlin.. big crashhhh...- as well as others
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[cronic]

OMG.. Stewart admitted fault..
Is that a first or what?

Always a pleasure to see Stewarts car mangled in a crash..lol
but grrr.. looks like jr is out to..atleast for a while

[Muser]

Damn! Took out Tony (and a bunch of others).

[cronic]

I'm surprised Hornish didn't cause the crashing..he has that crashing effect alot..haha
But alot of times its just himself scraping the wall..

Still.. I have to be his fan.. he is a local hometowner
go Sam

[Muser]

Hah - not fair to blame only Tony for that mess, but gotta give him props for owning up to his part - is he "growing up" finally? :dork:

I like Hornish...but I've been a Tony fan since moving to Indiana back in '99; gotta support the hometown boyz (even now that I'm in TX).

[cronic]

Hah - not fair to blame only Tony for that mess, but gotta give him props for owning up to his part - is he "growing up" finally? :dork:

I like Hornish...but I've been a Tony fan since moving to Indiana back in '99; gotta support the hometown boyz (even now that I'm in TX).

:thumbsup:
I hear ya.. I have always liked ...Ahem.. cough jeff gordon cough and johnson.. also always been a big fan of earnhart.. so.. now that jr and gordon are team mates.. I'm happy about that.

Mr. Stewart is an awesome driver..
maybe one of the best ever..
I have seen him drive his ass off so many times.

Im hoping in a year or 2 more..Sam Hornish will get alot better

Once when he was home.. he went to the little hole in the wall bar for dinner.. I was there.. I ofcource introduced myself

[Muser]

I always liked Gordon, too[1]; without question, his record proves he's one of the best drivers NASCAR has ever had. I couldn't quite believe all the irrational Gordon-hating that went on (and still does) - shame, that. But you know how some NASCAR fans love (and hate) drivers based on the dumbest of reasons.

[1] Even though I admit I cheered when Tony deliberately ran into him a couple years ago <g>

[cronic]

[1] Even though I admit I cheered when Tony deliberately ran into him a couple years ago <g>

lol.. thats ok.. when Tony crashed this last time.. I said
OH MY.. STEWART JUST CRASHED
WHOOOPPPPIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

lol..sorry

[cronic]

yo... who won the race?..lol.. I got messing around and forget to to see who took the checkered

[micfranklin]

NASCAR?

[Muser]

Kyle Busch won it. I still blame Sadler for causing the whole mess - still not sure why Tony even apologized.