PittsburghAfterDark
09-14-2006, 11:18 AM
I?m an American liberal and proud of it.??There are many tenets of my faith that I believe in and if you don?t, my government will impose them on you legislatively or by court decision.??Think of it as my gift to you, the gift of a better society as I see fit.
This American nation is corrupt and run by a dictator.??Our troops are Nazis and our prisoners of war are housed in Concentration camps.??Our military leadership condones the training of torture of innocent bystanders that they euphemistically call ?terror suspects?.??These suspects have never been Mirandized, never been given access to a court appointed attorney or been given the chance for their case to be heard before the 9th District Court of the United States.??I?m not standing up to protect anyone but you so don?t you dare call me unpatriotic.
Our elections are purchased by corporations, rigged by a voting machine company monopoly and stolen by Conservatives who refuse to allow the dead, felons and illegal aliens vote.??Billions of special interest money spent by my 527?s, political party and countless donations from fellow travelers result in polling data that shows we win.??The votes lie, it?s the polls that matter.??You think the fact that liberal ideas don?t triumph is my fault???It?s the system that?s stacked against the will of the ?people?.??Our system is fixed, yet don?t you dare call me unpatriotic.
Our economy is in shambles.??Forget the price of gasoline has dropped 20% in your backyard in the last two weeks the oil companies want you to vote for Bu$hCo.??Forget the fact that unemployment is now lower than 5 of the 8 years Bill Clinton was in office.??Forget the fact that the DOW Jones Average is 300 points away from a historical high.??Forget the fact that homeownership rates are highest in history.??These are all lies meant to distract you.??We need higher taxes, more government regulation of business, tighter restrictions on ownership of private enterprise and more welfare to help out those whose boats will never rise with the tide. Please, don?t call them lazy, they?re victims of capitalism.??Don?t you dare call me a socialist and don?t you even think about calling me unpatriotic.
Your rights are being violated every day.??The government wishes to tap your phone calls to Aunt Edna.??They want to read your emails sharing recipes with your neighbors.??They want to know why it is you suddenly paid off a credit card in full and what exactly it was you purchased at Wal Mart for $10.48 in the hardware department.??Forget the fact that laptops are key international means of communicating between terrorists.??Forget the fact that disposable cell phones ensure practically unlimited communication between terror cells.??Forget the fact that electronic funds are the main way terror organizations fund and operate their operations.??This is all propaganda put forth by Faux News and Bu$hCo?s new ally at ?The House that Mickey Rat Built?.??Don?t swallow it and don?t you dare say I?m against protecting the American public and don?t you even think about calling me unpatriotic.
I?m against racism.??However don?t you dare question why I support Affirmative Action and quit mentioning it violates the 14th Amendment in word, spirit and deed.??Don?t you know that those welfare dollars we pour into the inner cities ensure a healthy poverty class dependent on our votes???We?ll call you a bigot if you wish to reform the lives of our poverty level voting slaves.??Those poor masses flowing over our southern border are not illegal aliens.??People cannot be illegal.??They?re a potential voting block and for you to demand they not have access to state issued ID, education and healthcare at your expense just shows how racist you truly are and how sensitive I am.??I may be against the mindset of hard work, equal opportunity and law and order but don?t you dare call me unpatriotic.
I favor the right to choose.??I fully support the right of a woman to kill babies that could survive in preemie care because it?s nothing more than an unviable tissue mass.??However, it?s your guns that kill.??It?s your corporations that kill.??It?s America that is the greatest source of evil in the world.??If you?re against choice, you?re against freedoms guaranteed somewhere in the Constitution, where exactly that freedom is, well, I?ll get back to you.??Oh, and don?t even think about reminding me that Social Security would not have the funding issues it does with an additional 30 million contributing Americans. However don?t you dare call me unpatriotic for supporting the decision that has killed 30 millions Americans.
Speaking of which, why do you insist on old people eating dog food???Forget the fact that the plan which our ancestral leader FDR enacted, Social Security, is run in a fashion that would land a bank, mutual fund, investment house or fund raiser behind bars.??It is not a Ponzi Scheme!??It is a promise that we made generations ago to one generation of voter after another that somewhere, someplace, in some secret location is a pile of money all that SSI/FICA money goes with your name on it.??No, it?s not a lie.??Someone, somewhere will have a child (If they?re not aborted.) in 2017 that will gladly fork over his or her money to you anonymously.??You won?t even have to send a thank you card.??Just remember it was I, the American Liberal, which got you your own personal indentured servant and remember to vote for me.?? What???Slavery is illegal???It was made so by a Republican???Shut up, ensuring and encouraging generational servitude does not make me unpatriotic!
This American nation is corrupt and run by a dictator.??Our troops are Nazis and our prisoners of war are housed in Concentration camps.??Our military leadership condones the training of torture of innocent bystanders that they euphemistically call ?terror suspects?.??These suspects have never been Mirandized, never been given access to a court appointed attorney or been given the chance for their case to be heard before the 9th District Court of the United States.??I?m not standing up to protect anyone but you so don?t you dare call me unpatriotic.
Our elections are purchased by corporations, rigged by a voting machine company monopoly and stolen by Conservatives who refuse to allow the dead, felons and illegal aliens vote.??Billions of special interest money spent by my 527?s, political party and countless donations from fellow travelers result in polling data that shows we win.??The votes lie, it?s the polls that matter.??You think the fact that liberal ideas don?t triumph is my fault???It?s the system that?s stacked against the will of the ?people?.??Our system is fixed, yet don?t you dare call me unpatriotic.
Our economy is in shambles.??Forget the price of gasoline has dropped 20% in your backyard in the last two weeks the oil companies want you to vote for Bu$hCo.??Forget the fact that unemployment is now lower than 5 of the 8 years Bill Clinton was in office.??Forget the fact that the DOW Jones Average is 300 points away from a historical high.??Forget the fact that homeownership rates are highest in history.??These are all lies meant to distract you.??We need higher taxes, more government regulation of business, tighter restrictions on ownership of private enterprise and more welfare to help out those whose boats will never rise with the tide. Please, don?t call them lazy, they?re victims of capitalism.??Don?t you dare call me a socialist and don?t you even think about calling me unpatriotic.
Your rights are being violated every day.??The government wishes to tap your phone calls to Aunt Edna.??They want to read your emails sharing recipes with your neighbors.??They want to know why it is you suddenly paid off a credit card in full and what exactly it was you purchased at Wal Mart for $10.48 in the hardware department.??Forget the fact that laptops are key international means of communicating between terrorists.??Forget the fact that disposable cell phones ensure practically unlimited communication between terror cells.??Forget the fact that electronic funds are the main way terror organizations fund and operate their operations.??This is all propaganda put forth by Faux News and Bu$hCo?s new ally at ?The House that Mickey Rat Built?.??Don?t swallow it and don?t you dare say I?m against protecting the American public and don?t you even think about calling me unpatriotic.
I?m against racism.??However don?t you dare question why I support Affirmative Action and quit mentioning it violates the 14th Amendment in word, spirit and deed.??Don?t you know that those welfare dollars we pour into the inner cities ensure a healthy poverty class dependent on our votes???We?ll call you a bigot if you wish to reform the lives of our poverty level voting slaves.??Those poor masses flowing over our southern border are not illegal aliens.??People cannot be illegal.??They?re a potential voting block and for you to demand they not have access to state issued ID, education and healthcare at your expense just shows how racist you truly are and how sensitive I am.??I may be against the mindset of hard work, equal opportunity and law and order but don?t you dare call me unpatriotic.
I favor the right to choose.??I fully support the right of a woman to kill babies that could survive in preemie care because it?s nothing more than an unviable tissue mass.??However, it?s your guns that kill.??It?s your corporations that kill.??It?s America that is the greatest source of evil in the world.??If you?re against choice, you?re against freedoms guaranteed somewhere in the Constitution, where exactly that freedom is, well, I?ll get back to you.??Oh, and don?t even think about reminding me that Social Security would not have the funding issues it does with an additional 30 million contributing Americans. However don?t you dare call me unpatriotic for supporting the decision that has killed 30 millions Americans.
Speaking of which, why do you insist on old people eating dog food???Forget the fact that the plan which our ancestral leader FDR enacted, Social Security, is run in a fashion that would land a bank, mutual fund, investment house or fund raiser behind bars.??It is not a Ponzi Scheme!??It is a promise that we made generations ago to one generation of voter after another that somewhere, someplace, in some secret location is a pile of money all that SSI/FICA money goes with your name on it.??No, it?s not a lie.??Someone, somewhere will have a child (If they?re not aborted.) in 2017 that will gladly fork over his or her money to you anonymously.??You won?t even have to send a thank you card.??Just remember it was I, the American Liberal, which got you your own personal indentured servant and remember to vote for me.?? What???Slavery is illegal???It was made so by a Republican???Shut up, ensuring and encouraging generational servitude does not make me unpatriotic!