The F - Word

[Pookie]

The 'F' Word

(Correct use of the 'F' word)

When is F *** Acceptable?

There have been only twelve times in history when the 'F' word was considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:

12. 'What the f *** do you mean, we are Sinking?'
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

11. 'What the f *** was that!?'
-- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945

10. 'Where did all those f *** ing Indians come from?'
-- Custer, 1877

9. 'Any f *** ing idiot could understand that.'
-- Einstein, 1938

8. 'It does so f *** ing look like her!'
-- Picasso, 1926

7. 'How the f *** did you work that out?'
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. 'You want WHAT on the f *** ing ceiling?'
Michelangelo, 1566

5. 'Where the f *** am I?'
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. 'Scattered f *** ing showers, my ass!'
Noah, 4314 BC

3. 'Aw c'mon. Who the f *** is going to find out?'
Bill Clinton, 1998

2. 'What do you mean there is no f *** ing key to my ankle bracelet?'
Martha Stewart, 2005

And the Number One:

1. 'Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
f *** ing mad.'
Saddam Hussein,
2003

[Truth_and_Power]

That saddaam quote should be from the gulf war I, when supposedly he cleared his "border skirmish" with our government before undertaking it.

[micfranklin]

4. 'Scattered f *** ing showers, my ass!'
Noah, 4314 BC

That word was around back then?

[PostmodernProphet]

you missed a significant one from the realm of philosophy.....

I think, therefore I f ***

[NortheastCynic]

11. 'What the f *** was that!?'
-- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945

:madlaugh:

-NC

[Deadshot]

Very good!!!

[Wndrtch]

The 'F' Word

(Correct use of the 'F' word)

When is F *** Acceptable?

There have been only twelve times in history when the 'F' word was considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:

12. 'What the f *** do you mean, we are Sinking?'
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

11. 'What the f *** was that!?'
-- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945

10. 'Where did all those f *** ing Indians come from?'
-- Custer, 1877

9. 'Any f *** ing idiot could understand that.'
-- Einstein, 1938

8. 'It does so f *** ing look like her!'
-- Picasso, 1926

7. 'How the f *** did you work that out?'
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. 'You want WHAT on the f *** ing ceiling?'
Michelangelo, 1566

5. 'Where the f *** am I?'
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. 'Scattered f *** ing showers, my ass!'
Noah, 4314 BC

3. 'Aw c'mon. Who the f *** is going to find out?'
Bill Clinton, 1998

2. 'What do you mean there is no f *** ing key to my ankle bracelet?'
Martha Stewart, 2005

And the Number One:

1. 'Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
f *** ing mad.'
Saddam Hussein,
2003

What a useful word! Nothing like it.

http://humour.groups.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c2251d3ebef21900d4141ca07b3c7f.html

[Saigio]

I love it.
Excellent list!

[Buck Laser]

you missed a significant one from the realm of philosophy.....

I think, therefore I f ***
That's not philosophy, that's biology.

[Buck Laser]

The thing I like about the F word is that it can be used as any part of speech. Witness this statement from a WW2 soldier explaining the condition of his jeep:"The fuckin' fucker's fucking fucked." Concise, correct, completely descriptive.

[Wndrtch]

The thing I like about the F word is that it can be used as any part of speech. Witness this statement from a WW2 soldier explaining the condition of his jeep:"The fuckin' fucker's fucking fucked." Concise, correct, completely descriptive.

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