Troubadour
05-04-2008, 04:31 AM
If you have ever dismissed gravity as "just a theory," you might be a moron.
If you think "two heads are better than one" is a defense of nuclear power, you might be a moron.
If you believe abortion and homosexuality cause hurricanes, and prayer causes rain, you might be a moron.
If you think a turbine engine is a motorized Islamic headdress, you might be a moron.
If you haven't ruled out suicide in polar bear die-offs, you might be a moron.
If your explanation for melting ice caps involves al Qaeda, you might be a moron.
If you believe in divine providence, but still buckle your seatbelt, you might be a very confused moron.
If you find a worldwide conspiracy of evil scientists more plausible than heat-trapping gas pollution altering climates, you might be a moron.
If you believe human intelligence came from the Tree of Knowledge, you might not have partaken of its fruit.
If you think "two heads are better than one" is a defense of nuclear power, you might be a moron.
If you believe abortion and homosexuality cause hurricanes, and prayer causes rain, you might be a moron.
If you think a turbine engine is a motorized Islamic headdress, you might be a moron.
If you haven't ruled out suicide in polar bear die-offs, you might be a moron.
If your explanation for melting ice caps involves al Qaeda, you might be a moron.
If you believe in divine providence, but still buckle your seatbelt, you might be a very confused moron.
If you find a worldwide conspiracy of evil scientists more plausible than heat-trapping gas pollution altering climates, you might be a moron.
If you believe human intelligence came from the Tree of Knowledge, you might not have partaken of its fruit.