Hey Pookie!

[apdst]

I saw the pics of your daughter. And, she's hot! When she gets well, can I take her to dinner???

[Pookie]

Oh, shit. YOU?! Holy crap. Dinner can lead to......Oh FUCK NO!! You don't want to deal with me.

But, if you're brave enough to take on my daughter, who is worse than I am, be my guest. I hope you have insurance.

Dinner is fine. Anything else and I will have to kill you.
Purrs,
Pookie

[apdst]

Well, I'm not going to make any promises past dinner, one way, or the other.

[Pookie]

Animal!! Remember, you have to deal with ME. Beast.
Purrs,
Pookie

[micfranklin]

He can take my sister out if he wants.

[jafar00]

Voted worst chatup line of 2008 :o

[ECW]

You took the words right out of my mouth, Jafar. What the hell is this, eHarmony.com?

[Pookie]

Well, at least the man is honest! Geez.
I kinda like that approach. Simple, straight to the point.
God help me!
Purrs,
Pookie

[Scribbler1]

He can take my sister out if he wants.Don't you like your sister?

[apdst]

Don't you like your sister?

Gotta problem with his sister going out with a white boy?

[Pookie]

"Boy?"
Wooo. I need to rethink this.
Purrs,
Pookie

[ECW]

CALLING DR. PHIL!

CALLING DR. PHIL!

SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR WOMAN...

[Pookie]

Gaaaaaahhhhh! I don't need Dr. Phil. I'm not in jail...yet.
Purrs,
Pookie

[ECW]

This whole thread belongs on his show so you can get your noggin in line. Straight talking Dr Phil will fix your head for you, dear. Trust me on this one.

[Pookie]

You think. When my kid wakes up and if she decides to meet him for dinner, I guarantee he will be a very lucky man if she doesn't stuff him into a trash can during the date.
Purrs,
Pookie

[ECW]

Ah....

Will there be a YouTube video? I wanna watch.

[Pookie]

Mom with the video camera at paw! You betcha!
And Mom with the Vaseline and crowbar to get Apdst out of the trash can.
My daughter isn't that nice. She'd leave him in there, and we don't need any trouble with the EPA.
Purrs,
Pookie

[jafar00]

Mom with the video camera at paw! You betcha!
And Mom with the Vaseline and crowbar to get Apdst out of the trash can.
My daughter isn't that nice. She'd leave him in there, and we don't need any trouble with the EPA.
Purrs,
Pookie

Mom, vaseline, crowbar, Apdst? Youtube wouldn't allow that video :madlaugh:

[Pookie]

Well, maybe not, but the "liberal media" would love it. Liberal Mom to the rescue of a conservative who got stuffed into a trash can by another liberal.
How's that?
LOL!
Purrs,
Pookie

[micfranklin]

Gotta problem with his sister going out with a white boy?

You're white?

[Pookie]

Yup, he is.
Purrs,
Pookie

[Scribbler1]

You think. When my kid wakes up and if she decides to meet him for dinner, I guarantee he will be a very lucky man if she doesn't stuff him into a trash can during the date.
Purrs,
Pookie
Wow. Feisty. I like that. Too bad I'm married.

[Pookie]

Yeah, feisty is quite an understatement. She puts me to shame!
Purrs,
Pookie

[apdst]

Well, I'm not all white. I'm what we call a, "redbone". I have a large percentage of Ouachita indian in my family on my dad's side, plus one Caddo that snuck in on my mom's largely Irish side. My skin is a little darker than your average white boy and I don't sunburn.

[Pookie]

Uh-oh, my kid just might like that.
I'm screwed.
LOL!!
You're a fun sweetie, Apdst, you know that?
Purrs,
Pookie

[apdst]

You're a fun sweetie, Apdst, you know that?

Yes. I do. You can't even begin to imagine...LOL!

[Pookie]

Oh, God. Don't you start with me!!
LOL!
Purrs,
Pookie