Ted Turner - Global Warming will make us cannibals?

[Wndrtch]

Well, Teddy T was out the other day, reminding us all that he is still a crazy lunatic.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-baker/2008/04/02/turner-iraqi-insurgents-patriots-inaction-warming-cannibalism

Have fun with this.

[Wndrtch]

Ok, so on the one-hand, he says we are overpopulated and that is going to cause problems, yet, he's against the war, which effectively reduces tha population.

So which is it, Teddy?

[apdst]

Ya think Ted might have suffered shell shock when he Played General Zook in, "Gods and Generals"?

[Wndrtch]

Ya think Ted might have suffered shell shock when he Played General Zook in, "Gods and Generals"?


I think that Jane may have been a space alien, and sucked small bits of his brain out each night. He didn't make much sense before, but now he's really incoherrent. Thank heaven he's has money (I hesitate to call him "rich" because he doesn't consider himself to be a rich guy), or he'd be on Welfare.

[Alonzo]

Ok, so on the one-hand, he says we are overpopulated and that is going to cause problems, yet, he's against the war, which effectively reduces tha population.

So which is it, Teddy?


Most people don't want to kill people to reduce population.

Though war isn't a good population controller. Populations tend to increase the poorer and more desperate people are, as more and more children become desirable due to their future economic benefits. Populations only really become stable in prosperous nations.

[AlanC]

Old Ted is just happy he's safe. Even starving people won't eat loco weed.

Who allows this fellow out in public anymore ?

[apdst]

I dunno, if I had been porking Hanoi Jane, I would probably say crazy stuff, too.

[Buck Laser]

I think that Jane may have been a space alien, and sucked small bits of his brain out each night. He didn't make much sense before, but now he's really incoherrent. Thank heaven he's has money (I hesitate to call him "rich" because he doesn't consider himself to be a rich guy), or he'd be on Welfare.

Mind telling me how this is different from Turner's claim that we may turn into cannibals? Is it because you said it?:love:

[Wndrtch]

I think that Jane may have been a space alien, and sucked small bits of his brain out each night. He didn't make much sense before, but now he's really incoherrent. Thank heaven he's has money (I hesitate to call him "rich" because he doesn't consider himself to be a rich guy), or he'd be on Welfare.

Mind telling me how this is different from Turner's claim that we may turn into cannibals? Is it because you said it?:love:


Sure!

I was joking, Ted isn't.

:love:

[Buck Laser]

I think that Jane may have been a space alien, and sucked small bits of his brain out each night. He didn't make much sense before, but now he's really incoherrent. Thank heaven he's has money (I hesitate to call him "rich" because he doesn't consider himself to be a rich guy), or he'd be on Welfare.

Mind telling me how this is different from Turner's claim that we may turn into cannibals? Is it because you said it?:love:

Sure!

I was joking, Ted isn't.

:love:

Please tell me how to know when you're joking and when you aren't.

[apdst]

Please tell me how to know when you're joking and when you aren't.

Developing a sense of humor would be the first step.

[Buck Laser]

Please tell me how to know when you're joking and when you aren't.

Developing a sense of humor would be the first step.

I'll develop a sense of humor just as soon you begin to understand irony and ambiguity. I'm prepared to wait a LONG time.

[preservanation]

I wonder why this guy isn't parodied regularly in the media.
He's a gold mine!

I actually love Turner.
He has the guts to say what some want to say but are just too embarrassed to do so.
I wonder why?
Ted is a fricken genius!

[brien]

Probably as many people who read what we write here, listen to Ted Turner, and probaly less, take him seriously...

[Wndrtch]

I think that Jane may have been a space alien, and sucked small bits of his brain out each night. He didn't make much sense before, but now he's really incoherrent. Thank heaven he's has money (I hesitate to call him "rich" because he doesn't consider himself to be a rich guy), or he'd be on Welfare.

Mind telling me how this is different from Turner's claim that we may turn into cannibals? Is it because you said it?:love:

Sure!

I was joking, Ted isn't.

:love:

Please tell me how to know when you're joking and when you aren't.


A good tipper is if you see me mention "Space Aliens" and "brain sucking" in the opening sentance.

[preservanation]

"Cannibal, brain sucking space aliens from San Fran are invading the Atlanta CNN studios."
-Ted Turner

I say the DNC put this guy on the ticket with Gore.
Talk about a 'Dream Ticket'!
Hooooo Boyo!

[Go Fish]

I just read that they are going to do just that in 10....no, not 10....30 or 40 years.

[ttriber]

This Ted Turner guy is a communist pig with his ideas of killing people to reduce the population. The only thing we should kill are people like him.

[brien]

Ted has been eating too much of Jane...it clouds his outlook on life...

[Wndrtch]

"Cannibal, brain sucking space aliens from San Fran are invading the Atlanta CNN studios."
-Ted Turner

I say the DNC put this guy on the ticket with Gore.
Talk about a 'Dream Ticket'!
Hooooo Boyo!

LMAO!!

Maybe he agreed to marry one, so they would go away? Kind'a old-school in a way.