Democrats unfreeze a caveman to run for California governor..

[Labrocca]

To combat the Republicans the Democrats have found a caveman in the National forest in California.

"To beat these nuckle draggin' right-wing conservatives will be putting a caveman on the ballot. We feel that Ug Ooog can easily beat Arnold. If they elected that barbarian they will surely love ours" - Howard Dean

[BoogyMan]

Democrats wouldn't call him a caveman though, that might hurt Og's fragile self image. They would probably call him a chronological underachiever.

[firefox]

There you go. "Evolutionarily under privelaged"! :P